6725: Snake And Dogg Bites.

When animals attack in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Something’s fishy about the snake head that turned up in a diner’s broccoli dish at T.G.I. Friday’s. The broccoli had been cooked, but the snake head had not, leading some to speculate it was planted into the meal. Police are now investigating. Actually, people should have been suspicious when the diner ordered a cooked broccoli dish.

• A civil jury ruled Snoop Dogg did not beat up a fan who jumped onto the stage during a 2005 concert. However, Snoop’s posse apparently did attack the man, and he’ll collect about $450,000 from a record label and certain attackers. The victim originally sought $22 million for his beating. As it is, you have to believe future concertgoers will consider bounding the stage to make some easy money.