If White advertising agencies produced self-promotional messages to celebrate Black History Month, the ads would probably look like these parodies.
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- 9848: At Last—The Awful KFC Wingman Spot!
- 9847: Got Milk? Yes. Got Idea? Definitely No.
- 9846: Erect A Snake.
- 9845: BHM 2012—PNC Bank.
- 9844: BHM 2012—More Madison Avenue Ads.
- 9843: BHM 2012—Battle Of The Complexions.
- 9842: Insults In Fashion At Urban Outfitters.
- 9841: WTF FHM.
- 9840: Cross-Cultural Cream Of Wheat.
- 9839: BHM 2012—My Black Is Beautiful.
- 9838: Say Uncle.
- 9837: BHM 2012—Marines.
- 9836: Sadistic Bug Killer.
- 9835: Pizzas & Piggies.
- 9834: WTF JCP.
- 9833: Ad Age BHM Rebuttal.
- 9832: BHM 2012—JCP.
- 9831: Inspired By Aunt Jemima.
- 9830: Early BHM Promotion…?
- 9829: My Not-So-Funny Valentine.
- 9828: Rev. Meets Rep.
- 9827: BHM 2012—Verizon.
- 9826: BHM HBM (Halle Berry Moments).
- 9825: IPG Profits Despite Losses.
- 9824: BHM 2012—Douglass Alumni Association.
- 9823: BBDO Not In A Good Mood.
- 9822: Salma Hayek’s Got Milk.
- 9821: Miracle Whip White.
- 9820: Altoids’ Curiously Racist Commercial.
- 9819: BHM 2012—USTA.
- 9818: Ad Age’s Segregated Celebration.
- 9817: Blaxploitation History Month.
- 9816: Draftfcb Fails To Show Manliness.
- 9815: BHM 2012—Heineken.
- 9814: Judge Dreadful.
- 9813: Honey Bunches Of Oats Lady Is Back…?
- 9812: BHM 2012—Madison Avenue Ads.
- 9811: Smokey Is Fuzzy.
- 9810: Museums Spotlight Civil Rights.
- 9809: BHM 2012—Coca-Cola.
- 9808: Blacks In Adland.
- 9807: BHM 2012—American Family Insurance.
- 9806: More Draftfcbullshit.
- 9805: ESPN Displays Linsensitivity.
- 9804: Taco Bell’s Lazy Mexican Food.
- 9803: Slumming With Freida Pinto.
- 9802: Propelling Shit On TV.
- 9801: BHM 2012—U.S. Virgin Islands.
- 9800: Black Icons, Black History.
- 9799: BHM 2012—Allstate.
- 9798: Eric Bolling’s Bollocks.
- 9797: Interracial Marriage Milestone.
- 9796: The Linsensitivity Continues.
- 9795: BHM 2012—McDonald’s.
- 9794: MLK Major Correction.
- 9793: BHM 2012—AT&T.
- 9792: Like A Phoenix From The Asses.
- 9791: You Da Mandarin.
- 9790: Keep On Trucking, KFC.
- 9789: BHM 2012—Regions.
- 9788: Jason Whitlock Is A Witless Twit.
- 9787: George Lucas Is A Money Whore.
- 9786: MetLife Targets Inner-City Blacks…?
- 9785: BHM 2012—Shutterstock.
- 9784: Draftfcbullshit.
- 9783: InBev Not Indian-Friendly…?
- 9782: Considering Black Characters.
- 9781: Post-Apartheid South Africa.
- 9780: This Bud’s For Sioux…?
- 9779: BHM 2012—WWW.
- 9778: Pit Bulls And Bullshit.
- 9777: Covering Whitney Houston.
- 9776: Whitney Houston (1963-2012).
- 9775: Gap & Ogilvy Be Very White.
- 9774: Totally Wasted.
- 9773: BHM 2012—Adweek, Draftfcb & U.S. Census.
- 9772: KKKnockers.
- 9771: BHM 2012—Wells Fargo.
- 9770: Lowell Thompson, Adman And Author.
- 9769: BHM 2012—Macy’s.
- 9768: Local Rock Stars.
- 9767: BHM 2012—Dollar General.
- 9766: Job Hunting By Any Means Necessary.
- 9765: Holy Hooters.
- 9764: BHM 2012—IHOP.
- 9763: Kerry Washington Post.
- 9762: Clint Eastwood Drives For Cash.
- 9761: Malcolm X Rediscovered.
- 9760: BHM 2012—Walmart.
- 9759: Super Bowl XLVI—Bud Light Platinum.
- 9758: Super Bowl XLVI—Pizza Hut.
- 9757: BHM 2012—At The Movies.
- 9756: Debunking The Black Suicide Myth.
- 9755: BHM 2012—Assorted Posters.
- 9754: Enter The Dragon.
- 9753: BHM 2012—Someecards.
- 9752: Racists Really Are Stupid.
- 9751: Corporate Cultural Collusion Kool-Aid.
- 9750: Riding Soul Train Memories.
- 9749: Alcoholic Art Direction…?
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3 comments:
bravo man, bravo!
I have had a lot to say over the years about the deplorable situation blacks have faced in the advertising industry. But nothing I have ever said can even begin to approach the eloquence of this single page of genius. I am humbled. Well done Mr. Jive. Well done.
Harry Webber
My White advertising professor always told me, "just imagine if black people had their shit together, you guys would be running/dominating the industry" -
A major lawsuit needs to happen. Its quite easy to give out scholarships & setup bootcamps,visit inner city highschools once or twice year,thats the easy part. Its also amazing PR. Give the blacks a little lollipop to suck on, then go back to business as usual. If you dont like where your sitting get from the back of the bus and move to the front!
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