Showing posts with label spam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spam. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

6179: Spam And Other Food-Like Substances.


Eating profits in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Despite contentions that Spam is doing good business, parent company Hormel reported 4Q profits dropped 33 percent. Wonder if company honchos will be forced to eat Spam in the coming months.

• Mickey D’s Double Cheeseburger will be leaving the Dollar Menu, as the fast feeder plans to raise its price to $1.19 in January. Wonder if cash-strapped customers will be forced to eat Spam in the coming months.

• Nothing runs like a Deere accountant. The company reported 4Q profits dropped 18 percent.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Essay 4837


95% Spam in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A report by email security specialist Barracuda Networks shows spam accounts for up to 95 percent of all received emails. A Barracuda Networks official said, “Today only one in 20 emails hitting a server is a welcome one.” Unless you’re suffering from erectile dysfunction or want to enlarge your penis.

• Federal authorities are investigating the financial records of Rev. Al Sharpton, apparently probing his 2004 presidential campaign. Associates received subpoenas to appear and testify on December 26. Which means they have only 13 more shopping days until the grand jury hearing.

• A Mexican brewery introduced a new beer named after an unofficial drug saint. Jesus Malverde is viewed as a Robin Hood-like figure who stole from the rich to support the poor. Fans eventually adopted him as the patron saint of drug traffickers and built a chapel to honor him, although the Roman Catholic Church doesn’t recognize the man. “We were looking for a character from Mexican folklore, a graphic representation of local culture,” said a brewery official. “Looking at all the possibilities, we found that Malverde was recognized the most in this section of the country.” Should make for an interesting advertising campaign.