Showing posts with label village people. Show all posts
Showing posts with label village people. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

14379: JWT London Falling Down On White Men.

Campaign reported JWT is facing another discrimination lawsuit, except this one involves JWT London being accused of discriminating against straight White men. Sorry, Gustavo Martinez, you’re no longer eligible to join the legal fight as a plaintiff.

The latest fiasco started when JWT Creative Director Jo Wallace reportedly spoke at a Creative Equals event, introducing herself as a lesbian and declaring her mission to “obliterate” JWT’s reputation as a “Knightsbridge boys’ club” for White, British, privileged, straight men. A few days later, a group of White, British, privileged and straight male employees allegedly met with the JWT HR department to voice their concerns. Within days of the HR powwow, the group was obliterated and made redundant—that is, the guys were fired.

For the initial news stories, JWT London declined to respond, opting for the standard line: “It’s not appropriate for us to comment on individuals in an ongoing process. Any redundancies at JWT London are handled fairly, lawfully and without any form of discrimination.”

Okay, people are allegedly treated fairly when fired, but what about when hired? Given the earlier revelation that JWT London has a terrible gender pay gap problem, it’s safe to say the White advertising agency engages in discriminatory practices—so it’s reasonable to presume the place is capable of wrongdoing in any employment-related area.

Additionally, once the news spread—and Wallace likely started getting targeted with criticism—JWT London sources proceeded to inappropriately comment. The sources even remarked that seemingly disproportionate firings of White men were to be expected, as White men are disproportionately in the majority at JWT London.

Yet the bigger news bomb came when clarifying that Wallace was not delivering a monologue at the Creative Equals event. Rather, she shared the stage with JWT London Executive Creative Director Lucas Peon; plus, JWT London CEO James Whitehead was in the audience. Um, Peon and Whitehead—whose last names are wildly appropriate in the overall scenario—actually deserve the most flak, as they had to be aware of the gender discrimination at JWT London long before Wallace realized she was getting screwed by her employer. And the two male leaders had to be directly involved with the decisions that sparked the redundancy of White men.

BTW, if the redundant White men ultimately take their former employer to court, they can offer the JWT Female Tribes gender pay gap campaign as evidence of a pro-White-women workplace. Hell, they could toss in JWT Worldwide CEO Tamara Ingram’s tampon crusade too.

At this point, WPP CEO Mark Read is probably wondering if he can institute a lawsuit freeze.

Finally, look forward to JWT London positioning itself as innocent and progressive by having the Commodore replace Victoria Beckham for the Spice Girls Reunion Tour. Or he could join Village People, as the group has never really featured a Commodore character.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

6431: Making Money In Macho Fashion.


Unoriginal ideas in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The original Village People cop is suing the current revamped group, demanding that they stop using his voice and likeness. Yeah, you copycat Village People should quit impersonating a fake policeman.

• Mickey D’s continues to enjoy how the economy is forcing people worldwide to eat at the fast food joint. The company CEO said, “McDonald’s continues to appeal to customers as we offer high-quality, affordable meal options and unparalleled convenience.” Look for the place to introduce McStimulus Meals.

• General Motors announced plans to cut 10,000 salaried jobs and reduce the remaining executives’ pay. Hey, that’s over 10,000 new customers for Mickey D’s.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

5941: It Takes A Village, People.


A Macho MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The Village People were recognized with a star of the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Perhaps the venue should be renamed the Hollywood Catwalk of Fame.

• YouTube has agreed to ban videos “inciting others to violence,” following input from Senator Joseph Lieberman, who insisted the site was too open to terrorists. Wish YouTube would ban videos of Lieberman’s political speeches, which incite others to violent nausea and boredom.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Essay 4927

As more states legalize civil unions, expect a veritable rainbow of targeted advertising for the special events.


Customize your own jewelry. Or your own jingle.


Accommodations are spectacular. Why, Hilton will even create a rainbow over the hotel.


Find the perfect—or purrfect—getaway. Atlantic City lets you paint the town red. And orange, yellow, green, blue and purple.


Not sure why you’d settle for The Three Waiters. After all, the Village People are available for private affairs.