Monday, December 15, 2008

6255: Impaired Visions.


Political commentary in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• New York Governor David Paterson took offense to a Saturday Night Live skit that made light of his blindness. “I can take a joke,” said Paterson to reporters. But he called the piece a “third-grade depiction of people and the way they look” that could lead people to think that “disability goes hand-in-hand with an inability to run a government or business.” Oh, former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer and Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich seem to demonstrate quite clearly that an inability to run a government rarely stems from disability.

• A Georgia state senator ignited controversy by introducing a plan to merge historically Black colleges with predominately White institutions. Senator Seth Harp initially suggested the move for financial reasons, but added, “We really need to close the chapter of segregated schools and create a unified system.” Wonder how this guy would respond to the segregated agencies in the advertising industry.

6254: Madison Avenue Diversity Best Practices.


DiversityInc is presenting a webinar on best practices from the top U.S. and global companies for diversity. You’d think attendance would be mandatory for every advertising agency in the nation. Then again, Madison Avenue has been highly consistent with its diversity-related schemes and tactics over the years. In fact, they could hold their own webinar on the subject. The promotional messaging for the event would probably look like the image above. (Click on the image to enlarge)

Sunday, December 14, 2008

6253: Political Scandals And Sandals.


Dropping the other shoe in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• It’s always easy to get cheap laughs from a President Bush antic, but how the hell did the Secret Service allow some dimwit to hurl two shoes at Dubya without taking the guy down hard—or even putting a bullet in his head? In Iraq, of all places! Should be interesting to see what Kenneth Cole does with this.

• Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, facing heat over allegedly trying to sell Barack Obama’s Senate seat for political favors and loot, has been meeting with top-flight lawyers. The defense attorneys include Edward Genson, who led R. Kelly’s team to victory. Sorry, it’s unlikely the Blagojevich recordings will beat the R. Kelly video.

6252: Gin Crummy.


Liquid cool. Concept not so cool.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

6251: ¡Ay, Caramba, Ave Maria!


Playboy honored the Virgin Mary in its Mexican holiday edition. Catch the details and comments at Mi blog es tu blog.

6250: Only 12 Blogging Days Until Christmas.


Holiday shopping in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• An early present for paparazzi: Michael Jackson was spotted shopping in Beverly Hills (pictured above in his holiday splendor).

• An early lump of coal for General Motors employees: The automaker announced plans to temporarily shut down 20 North American factories, for at least 30 percent of the first quarter.

• An early regift: A judge ordered a former O.J. Simpson pal to hand over the star’s Pro Football Hall of Fame ring to help relieve the amount owed from the $33.5 million civil-court judgment.

6249: Mission Accomplished…?


From The Washington Post…

‘We’ve Completed Our Mission’
Little Rock Nine, Tuskegee Airmen Receive Invitations to Witness the Fruits of Their Struggle

By Avis Thomas-Lester and Michael E. Ruane
Washington Post Staff Writers

In their youth, they helped build the road to freedom, through white mobs at a segregated high school in Little Rock and across the deadly skies above war-torn Europe.

Next month, the now-aging civil-rights pioneers of the Little Rock Nine and the Tuskegee Airmen will have the opportunity to stand at a high place on that road: the swearing-in of Barack Obama, the first black president of the United States and the country’s first black commander in chief.

Officials said yesterday that invitations were being extended to the nine people who as teenagers desegregated Little Rock’s Central High School in 1957. Invitations to the Tuskegee Airmen, the famed African American pilots and crews who fought during World War II, were announced earlier in the week.

“That we would be invited is only natural because of the pivotal role we played in starting the integration movement,” retired Lt. William Broadwater, 82, of Upper Marlboro said of his fellow black pilots and support personnel, who pushed for military integration a decade before public schools and transportation were desegregated.

“The culmination of our efforts and others’ was this great prize we were given on Nov. 4,” he said. “Now we feel like we’ve completed our mission. This inauguration will be the ultimate result.”

The invitations were offered by the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies, which is coordinating the swearing-in at the west front of the Capitol. U.S. Sen. Mark Pryor (D-Ark.), who suggested the Little Rock invitation, said: “The Little Rock Nine changed the course of American history. … They should be here, front and center.”

But not all the invitees will be able to attend. Little Rock Nine member Elizabeth Eckford, 67, who still lives in the house where she grew up, said she can’t afford the trip.

“I never thought I’d see it, because racism is so much a part of America,” she said. “That will continue to live as long as racism is taught at home.”

Many of the airmen are infirm. Lt. Col. Hiram Mann, 87, of Titusville, Fla., who uses a wheelchair, said he won’t be able to come to the inauguration but will be rooted in front of his television.

“The last two times I have come to Washington, D.C., for events, it has been difficult,” he said. “I’d rather watch it at home where I can be comfortable, but I’m so proud that we were invited.”

Eckford was one of the nine black teenagers who braved enraged white mobs, the National Guard and the hostile governor of Arkansas to attend the then-all white high school three years after the Supreme Court declared segregated schools illegal.

The black students were harassed and hounded by white students and parents, and their struggle made headlines around the world. Minnijean Brown-Trickey, 67, of Little Rock. “I was scared to death,” she said yesterday. “We didn’t cry. Not a single one of us cried. Publicly.”

The invitation is “an indication that [there is] a sense of what came before and how the preparation was made for [Obama], half a century ago or even longer,” she said. “It’s been a centuries-old struggle, and we’re still doing it in some ways.

“This is about a struggle since before the beginning of the nation,” she added. “Whether this is the end of the struggle or the beginning of other struggles” is not clear, she said.

Brown-Trickey said that in the past she “never had any interest in any inauguration, ever. It didn’t seem as if it had anything to do with me.” But Obama’s election is “very powerful stuff,” she said. “We’ve got a black woman who’s going to be first lady. … It’s fabulous.”
She was already planning to attend the inauguration, she said, but “I’d love a better seat.”

Carlotta Walls LaNier, another member of the Little Rock Nine, said: “This is such a wonderful, historical event. … We’ve come a long way in 51 years.”

The Tuskegee Airmen were made up of the 900 black fighter and bomber pilots who trained at the segregated Tuskegee Army Air Field in Alabama from 1942 through 1946. More than 400 served overseas, flying patrol and strafing missions and serving as bomber escorts from bases in North Africa and Italy.

Ground and support crews, also part of the group, were trained at Tuskegee and elsewhere, and all were assigned to exclusively black aviation units that went overseas to fight, despite harsh discrimination.

In a previous interview, retired Lt. Col. Charles McGee of Bethesda summed up what several members of the Tuskegee Airmen said was their goal: “to be measured by our abilities rather than the happenstance of birth.”

Accomplishing that, Mann, Broadwater and others said, paved the way for Obama.

“I believe the record shows you don’t have to change the standards, you don’t have to do something special. You just have to give everybody opportunity,” McGee said previously. “If we have the chance, we prove ourselves.”

Tuskegee Airman and retired Lt. Col. Lee A. Archer Jr., 89, of New Rochelle, N.Y., said, “This whole thing has given me faith in the young, including the young whites, who seem to have put race aside … to vote for the man who will really bring the change that we need.

“I knew it would happen someday,” said Archer, who flew 169 combat missions and was the only African American designated an ace during the war. “But I thought it might still be 100 years away.”

6248: Flipping For Frozen Foods.


Not convinced most kids would perform cartwheels for these meals.

Friday, December 12, 2008

6247: Picture Imperfect.


Note to Nikon: Don’t sell state-of-the-art photography gear with bad photography.

6246: Word To The Wise.


Adweek published another ridiculous rambling from Lowe creative leader Mark Wnek. The man appears to be making an argument for the value of age and wisdom in our industry. Whatever. While praising advertising agency mcgarrybowen, Wnek cracked one comment that sorta demonstrates age has not blessed him with wisdom:

Like anybody with their head down plugging away and doing a great job in this business, mcgarry has its detractors. And its detractors have a single-minded bent: The agency is too old. CEO John McGarry is 66, CCO Gordon Bowen is 58 and chief strategy officer Stewart Owen is 57. “I hear you’re pitching against the Cocoon agency,” a reporter chortled to me once. It’s like old is the new gay, something to make snide jokes about around the watercooler.

Old is the new gay? What the hell does that even mean? Is the man admitting Madison Avenue also routinely shows disrespect and bigotry to gays? And here we thought it was just Omnicom. At a time when the ad biz faces increased scrutiny over its discriminatory ways, these types of remarks don’t seem very wise.

P.S., Wnek has been criticized for insensitivity to gays in the past.

6245: No Nuts, No Glory.


no nuts. no gluten. no dairy. no worries. no concept. looks like no art director too.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

6244: Not-So-Funny Money.


Playing around in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• KB toys filed for bankruptcy protection, probably blaming it on the doll housing crisis. Maybe Washington will offer them a bailout—with play money.

• Bank of America announced plans to cut up to 35,000 jobs over the next three years. Seems like a good time for bank employees to bail out of the business.

6243: It’s The Least Cheesiest.


Guess this is the anti-Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

6242: The Name Is Bond. Julian Bond.


From The Associated Press…

Bond to seek new term as NAACP board chairman

By Ben Nuckols

BALTIMORE (AP) — Three weeks after announcing he would not seek another term as chairman of the NAACP’s national board, veteran civil rights activist Julian Bond said Tuesday that he has changed his mind.

Bond told The Associated Press Tuesday night he was flattered and pressured “in a positive way” by his board members to stay on. He first said he was interested in returning during an interview on “The Tom Joyner Morning Show” earlier in the day.

Bond said he had always wanted to be the board chairman during its centennial next year.

“You get to be 100 years old and you can’t wait for it to come around again. I want to spend more of my efforts celebrating,” he told the AP, adding that he had the support of most of the organization’s 64 board members.

In addition to the centennial festivities planned next year, Bond said he wanted to focus his efforts on raising funds for the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, which he acknowledged would be difficult in the troubled economy.

However, he said, “we survived the depression and this is not a depression year. If we survived that, we can survive this.”

Bond also said that even with the election of Barack Obama as president, the civil rights group has much work to in this country.

“We’re not the national association for the advancement of one person,” Bond said. “Obama has reached the mountaintop; we want to help others reach the mountaintop. That’s the unfinished work.”

Bond, 68, has been board chairman since 1998. He said three weeks ago that the time was right to let younger leaders take over the NAACP.

With Bond’s backing, Benjamin T. Jealous, 35, was chosen in May as president and CEO of the NAACP, becoming the youngest president in its history.

Jealous supports Bond’s decision to remain as chairman “100 percent,” said Carla Sims, an NAACP spokeswoman.

Bond provided stability and a respected national voice to the NAACP, which has been roiled in recent years by infighting and financial difficulties. He acknowledged clashing with Jealous’ predecessor, Bruce Gordon, who resigned abruptly in March 2007.

Bond helped found the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee while a student at Morehouse College in Atlanta in 1960 and participated in protests and registration campaigns throughout the South.

In 1965, he was elected to the Georgia House of Representatives, which refused to seat him until the Supreme Court intervened the following year. He served for 20 years in the Georgia legislature before an unsuccessful bid for Congress in 1986.

Associated Press writer Kasey Jones in Baltimore contributed to this story.

6241: Powder To The People.


This actual craigslist ad seeks an Albino for a sci-fi flick. Guess the cinematic geniuses can’t afford talcum powder.

Albino needed for independent film (Chicago)
Reply to: gigs-952711878@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-12-10, 12:52PM CST

Male or female any age Albino for a co-starring position for a sci-fi film. For Film Feast Fest.

6240: Let’s Make A Deal.


Dealing with the news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Office Depot will close down 112 stores. Better make sure the disgruntled ex-employees don’t try to steal office supplies on the way out.

• The four O.J. Simpson pals who participated in the infamous kidnapping and robbery won’t face jail time, as they were sentenced to varying ranges of probation. Which means they got a better deal than Office Depot employees.

• Congratulations to Jack in the Box. The burger joint was recognized for featuring the unhealthiest “value menu” item among fast feeders. The bacon junior cheeseburger beat out Taco Bell’s Cheesy Double Beef Burrito, Burger King’s breakfast sausage biscuit and Mickey D’s McDouble cheeseburger. So O.J.’s pals still got a better deal than customers at Mickey D’s, Burger King, Taco Bell and Jack in the Box.

• Senator Larry Craig lost the latest attempt to appeal his infamous airport toilet stall plea. Sorry, but this moron definitely won’t get a better deal than O.J.’s pals.

6239: Tuskegee Airmen Fly To Inauguration.


From The New York Times…

Inauguration Is a Culmination for Black Airmen

By Katharine Q. Seelye

When the Tuskegee Airmen, the all-black force of elite pilots, emerged from combat in World War II, they faced as much discrimination as they had before the war. It was not until six decades later that their valor was recognized and they received the Congressional Gold Medal, the highest civilian honor Congress can give.

Now, the roughly 330 pilots and members of the ground crew who are left from about 16,000 who served are receiving another honor that has surpassed their dreams: They are being invited to watch the inauguration of Barack Obama as the country’s first black president.

“I didn’t believe I’d live long enough to see something like this,” said Lt. Col. Charles A. Lane Jr., 83, of Omaha, a retired Tuskegee fighter pilot who flew missions over Italy.

“I would love to be there, I would love to be able to see it with my own eyes,” he said, chuckling on the phone as he heard about the invitation. But, he said, he had a “physical limitation” and was not sure he would be able to attend.

Thousands of people who participated in the fight for civil rights over several decades helped pave the way for Mr. Obama’s triumph. But the Tuskegee Airmen have a special place in history. Their bravery during the war — on behalf of a country that actively discriminated against them — helped persuade President Harry S. Truman to desegregate the military in 1948.

“The election of Barack Obama was like a culmination of a struggle that we were going through, wanting to be pilots,” said William M. Wheeler, 85, a retired Tuskegee combat fighter pilot who lives in Hempstead, N.Y. He tried to become a commercial pilot after the war but was offered a job cleaning planes instead.

Mr. Obama has acknowledged his debt to the airmen, issuing a statement in 2007, when they received the Congressional Gold Medal. It said in part: “My career in public service was made possible by the path heroes like the Tuskegee Airmen trail-blazed.”

The invitation to his swearing-in was extended Tuesday by Senator Dianne Feinstein, the California Democrat who is chairwoman of the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies.

Howard Gantman, staff director for the committee, said of the decision to invite them: “They served honorably on behalf of our country, helped fight the battle to overcome racial barriers and because of the historic nature of this election, we thought they deserved to be there.”

Tickets to the Jan. 20 inauguration are the most sought-after commodity, with more than 1.5 million people expected in Washington. Of the 240,000 tickets, the airmen would have seats among the 30,000 on the terrace below the podium, along with former members of Congress and others.

For logistical reasons, the actual invitation ended up with Robert D. Rose, a retired Air Force captain in Bellevue, Neb., who was not a Tuskegee airman but is the first vice president of the Tuskegee Airmen Inc., an association of the original airmen and their supporters.

The onus is on the association to extend the invitation to the airmen, who must respond by Dec. 19. Each can bring one guest. The tickets are not transferable, so if an airman cannot make it, he cannot give his ticket away.

“We’ll have a lot of happy fellows and ladies,” said Mr. Rose, who predicted that many would try to attend.

He said that before the invitation was made Tuesday, he had already been trying to get word to higher ups that the airmen would like to be invited. “I thought if the name ‘Tuskegee’ surfaced at a high enough level, someone would recognize it and it would make sense to invite them,” he said.

There is no firm handle on how many are still alive. More than 300 came forward in March 2007 to collect their bronze replicas of the Congressional Gold Medal at a ceremony at the Capitol. The actual Gold Medal itself was given to the Smithsonian Institution.

In all, 994 pilots and about 15,000 ground personnel collectively known as the Tuskegee Airmen were trained at the segregated Tuskegee Army Air Field in Alabama from 1942 to 1946.

About 119 pilots and 211 ground personnel are still alive, according to Tuskegee Airmen Inc. They are in their 80s and 90s, many are frail, and it is unclear how many will be able to make the trip to Washington. And those who make it will face various challenges: they will most likely have to walk some distance, the weather could be harsh, the crowds will be huge and accommodations are scarce.

Still, these are some of the airmen who flew more than 150,000 sorties over Europe and North Africa during World War II, escorting Allied bombers and destroying hundreds of enemy aircraft. Some were taken prisoner. And most faced fierce discrimination during and after the war.

“Even the Nazis asked why they would fight for a country that treated them unfairly,” President Bush said in awarding the medals.

Mr. Rose, of the airmen’s association, said he saw a direct connection between the Tuskegee experience and Mr. Obama’s election.

“The Tuskegee Airmen preceded Martin Luther King and Rosa Parks, and if they hadn’t helped generate a climate of tolerance by integration of the military, we might not have progressed through the civil rights era,” he said. ”We would have seen a different civil rights movement, if we would have seen one at all.”

6238: Designated Damsel In Distress.


What’s the message here—make the hot chick drive the drunken men home? Friends don’t let girlfriends drive drunks.

6237: The ABCs Of Cerebral Wellness.


Helps support brain health? With a flying cow?

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

6236: Calling All Car Czars.


Advertising Age reported on the proposal from Congress to name a “car czar” to oversee expenses for the Big Three automakers as part of the bailout stipulations. Wonder what a government-appointed executive will think upon discovering the dearth of diversity at the car companies’ advertising agencies. Or heaven forbid the “car czar” turns out to be a person of color. All “car czar” candidates are cordially invited to read a MultiCultClassics perspective.

Car Czar Would Control $7.3 Billion Ad Budget
Rescue Plan From Congress Would Create World’s Most Powerful Marketing Exec

By Judann Pollack

NEW YORK—The world’s most powerful marketing executive is now the car czar.

The draft rescue plan for Detroit sent to the White House by Congress yesterday calls for the appointment of a “car czar” who will oversee the Big Three automakers’ expenses over $25 million—which, by extension, would include media buys. Based on Advertising Age’s estimates of spending by General Motors Corp., Chrysler and Ford Motor Co., that would give the as-yet-unnamed car czar control over some $7.3 billion in marketing spending in the U.S. alone.

The marketing money controlled by the car czar would handily top that of Procter & Gamble, the country’s leading advertiser, which spends some $5.2 billion, and shove P&G’s global marketing officer Marc Pritchard off his perch as the most influential man in marketing.

Clout with media and agencies

The car czar would wield a budget more than double those of AT&T, Verizon, Unilever and Johnson & Johnson, which round out the nation’s top five marketing spenders, and give the car czar more clout with media and agencies than such famed names in marketing as Walmart Chief Marketing Officer Stephen Quinn and Anheuser-Busch VP-Marketing Dave Peacock.

The question is: Who might ascend to marketing’s top slot? The two names being bandied about are former Federal Reserve Chairman Paul Volker, suggested by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and attorney Kenneth Feinberg, who ran the federal Sept. 11 victims fund and has been cited in some media reports.

But whoever is chosen, this much is fairly certain: If the bailout goes through, agencies that work for the Big Three will essentially be toiling on a government account, with all the associated red tape and strictures that involves.