Showing posts with label rod blagojevich. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rod blagojevich. Show all posts

Monday, January 11, 2010

7438: Dumb Like Me.


Color coordination in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich continued his spiraling descent toward reality TV series contestant by declaring, “I’m Blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a Black community not far from where we lived. I saw it all growing up.” The man apparently still has some growing up to do.

• GOP leaders continue to call for the resignation of Harry Reid, comparing the Senate majority leader’s remarks about President Obama to those of former Republican leader Trent Lott, who once spoke in support of Strom Thurmond’s long-ago segregationist candidacy for president. Sorry, even Rod Blagojevich would agree Reid is not Whiter than Trent Lott.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

6382: Firsts And Lasts.


Signing out in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• President Barack Obama signed his first bill, approving equal pay legislation. Obama declared the act would “send a clear message that making our economy work means making sure it works for everybody.” Um, wait until he hears about the Bendick and Egan Economic Consultants, Inc. report on Madison Avenue.

• Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was officially ousted from office after a 59-0 vote by the state Senate. No word if Blagojevich will demand a recount.

• A new Pew study revealed about half of all Americans wish they lived somewhere else. And about all Illinois residents wish Rod Blagojevich lived somewhere else.

• Michael Jackson is being sued by director John Landis, who claims Jacko owes him royalties for various projects related to the “Thriller” video Landis directed. It’s a wonder Landis can even still recognize the King of Pop, as Thriller was shot about a dozen plastic surgeries ago.

• Ford Motor Company reported 4Q losses at $5.9 billion, but insist they still don’t need bailout money. Maybe they can float some cash to Jacko.

• Kodak reported 4Q losses at $137 million, prompting plans to cut 4,500 jobs. Talk about a Kodak Moment.

Monday, January 26, 2009

6373: Senator Oprah And Other Politics.


Making the cut with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Embattled Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich revealed he considered naming Oprah to Barack Obama’s Senate seat. And if she declined, Blagojevich probably would’ve opted for Dr. Phil or Tyra Banks.

• Sprint Nextel announced plans to cut 8,000 jobs. For 8,000 people, The Now Network becomes The Now Not Work.

• Home Depot announced plans to dump 7,000 jobs, plus close 48 stores nationwide. You can do it. We can help—by continuing to avoid shopping at Home Depot.

• Starbucks is brewing plans to dump 1,000 workers. That’s a Grande amount of unemployed baristas.

• Caterpillar reported 4Q profits dropped 32 percent, and said it might unload 20,000 workers. Employees are hoping management will move like a caterpillar on that decision.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

6366: Stop Trivializing Hate and Murder.


From The Chicago Tribune…

‘Lynching’ rhetoric misses the mark

By James Grossman

The lawyers for Gov. Rod Blagojevich have resigned, indignantly protesting that they cannot participate in a “Potemkin-like lynching proceeding.” This follows Rep. Bobby Rush (D-Ill.) urging the U.S. Senate not to “hang or lynch” Roland Burris as they considered the legitimacy of his appointment.

Lynching, a national disgrace generally associated with the American South during the century between Reconstruction and the civil rights movement, continues to resonate as a powerful symbol in American political culture. The term summons up a sense of unfairness in the administration of justice, a determination of guilt based on something other than evidence.

It also summons up an association with racial oppression. So how can Blagojevich use it?

In this case, the historical record stands on the side of the governor. Plenty of white Americans have died at the hands of lynch mobs, including suspected loyalists during the American Revolution and abolitionists a few generations later. Wesley Everett, a radical labor organizer, was the victim of a lynch mob in Centralia, Wash., in 1919. Even in the South, where lynching was primarily an act of violence by whites against a black citizen, one can point to Leo Frank, a Jewish businessman from Atlanta who was lynched in 1915. But if lynching analogies do not require a racial component, they do require more precision. Burris and Blagojevich have not had an experience that bears any relationship to lynching. It is time for Americans to stop trivializing this horrible crime by tossing the word willy-nilly whenever someone is treated unfairly.

Lynching was a particularly grotesque form of violence, generally culminating in homicide. More than 2,000 black Southerners were killed by lynch mobs from 1884 to 1900. Most were men and had violated the rules governing the place of African-Americans in the South during the era of white supremacy. As one Louisiana newspaper put it a bit more plainly: “The younger generation of Negro bucks and wenches have lost that wholesome respect for the white man, without which two races, the one inferior, cannot live in peace and harmony together.”

White Southerners defended lynching as necessary to protect virtuous white womanhood from oversexed and uncontrolled black men. But fewer than 20 percent of lynchings in the South involved an accusation of rape. As journalist Ida B. Wells said, men could be lynched for anything “from violating labor contracts to shooting rabbits.”

Lynchings were public spectacles. Photographs show large crowds with men hoisting young children to give them a better view. Some were announced beforehand in the newspaper. And lynchings were brutal. Men’s testicles were cut off. Fingers were chopped off and sold as keepsakes. Victims were hanged, and then often burned.

So, Rush, rest assured that Burris was in no danger of being lynched. And Blagojevich will not go to jail—never mind be burned at the stake—without a trial and an inevitable appeal.

James Grossman is vice president for research and education at the Newberry Library and senior research associate in history at the University of Chicago.

Saturday, January 03, 2009

6304: Surveying Scoundrels.


The New York Post conducts an online survey to name the biggest scoundrel. Meanwhile, FRS says a recent survey of FRS.com customers showed “93 percent of the respondents indicated they prefer FRS over Red Bull.” Um, if you survey your own damned customers, shouldn’t you get a 100 percent preference rating?

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

6297: Free Rides.


Driving along with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• P. Diddy and Ciroc premium vodka are joining the New York City Taxi & Limousine Commission to give away free cab rides on New Year’s Eve. “New York is the world’s most iconic New Year’s Eve city, so let’s lead by example and show everyone that a sophisticated holiday celebration doesn’t just end when the ball drops, but when everyone gets home safely,” said Diddy. This is actually another indicator of the slumping economy, as past years might have seen Diddy offering limo or jet rides.

• Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is reportedly planning to name former state Comptroller and Attorney General Roland Burris to take Barack Obama’s vacant Senate position. No word as to how much reporters will be charged for seats at the press conference scheduled for Tuesday afternoon.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

6290: Wrong Planet, Wrong Answer.


Hairy situations in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich continues to insist he’s innocent, disputing the charges that he sought to exchange Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat for money and political favors. Blagojevich argued he was hired to fight for Illinois citizens, and that’s what he’ll continue to do. “If somehow that’s impeachable,” said Blagojevich, “then I’m on the wrong planet and I’m living in the wrong place.” Um, that hairdo is pretty alien.

• History fanatics are protesting Walmart for planning to build a new store near the Wilderness Battlefield in Virginia, where an historic Civil War skirmish took place. “The Wilderness is an indelible part of our history, its very ground hallowed by the American blood spilled there, and it cannot be moved,” read a protest letter. “Surely Walmart can identify a site that would meet its needs without changing the very character of the battlefield.” But once the Civil War buffs realize Walmart sells firearms at everyday low prices, they’ll probably change their minds.

• The Washington Post reported the U.S. has wooed warlords in Afghanistan with goods and services including Viagra. “You’re trying to bridge a gap between people living in the 18th Century and people coming in from the 21st Century,” said a CIA veteran. “So you look for those common things in the form of material aid that motivate people everywhere.” Can hardly wait to see the Viva Viagra! commercial inspired by this scenario.

• BET and TV One plan to offer extensive coverage of the presidential inauguration, with TV One slated to follow the action for 21 hours straight. Then both networks will immediately return to airing nonstop reruns of Girlfriends and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

6253: Political Scandals And Sandals.


Dropping the other shoe in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• It’s always easy to get cheap laughs from a President Bush antic, but how the hell did the Secret Service allow some dimwit to hurl two shoes at Dubya without taking the guy down hard—or even putting a bullet in his head? In Iraq, of all places! Should be interesting to see what Kenneth Cole does with this.

• Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, facing heat over allegedly trying to sell Barack Obama’s Senate seat for political favors and loot, has been meeting with top-flight lawyers. The defense attorneys include Edward Genson, who led R. Kelly’s team to victory. Sorry, it’s unlikely the Blagojevich recordings will beat the R. Kelly video.