Dealing with the news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• Office Depot will close down 112 stores. Better make sure the disgruntled ex-employees don’t try to steal office supplies on the way out.
• The four O.J. Simpson pals who participated in the infamous kidnapping and robbery won’t face jail time, as they were sentenced to varying ranges of probation. Which means they got a better deal than Office Depot employees.
• Congratulations to Jack in the Box. The burger joint was recognized for featuring the unhealthiest “value menu” item among fast feeders. The bacon junior cheeseburger beat out Taco Bell’s Cheesy Double Beef Burrito, Burger King’s breakfast sausage biscuit and Mickey D’s McDouble cheeseburger. So O.J.’s pals still got a better deal than customers at Mickey D’s, Burger King, Taco Bell and Jack in the Box.
• Senator Larry Craig lost the latest attempt to appeal his infamous airport toilet stall plea. Sorry, but this moron definitely won’t get a better deal than O.J.’s pals.
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