Monday, December 01, 2008
6204: Downsizings, Detentions And Disorders.
Monday Night MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• JPMorgan Chase & Co. declared it will cut 9,200 Washington Mutual jobs. No word if they’ll also change the “Whoo hoo!” tagline to WTF.
• The ex-aide / ex-girlfriend to ex-Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick will serve 4 months in prison after pleading guilty to obstruction of justice. She also received five years of probation and must pay restitution to the city. No word if the restitution includes text message cell phone charges.
• A new study showed 1 in 5 young adults has a personality disorder. Yet none of them are as screwed up as JPMorgan Chase & Co. honchos or ex-Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick.