A Midweek MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• Bally Total Fitness is not very healthy. The Chicago-based health club chain filed for bankruptcy protection for the second time in two years. Meanwhile, Chicago suburb-based McDonald’s Corporation continues to watch its profits skyrocket. Maybe Bally should install a Mickey D’s in each of its clubs.
• Looking for the perfect gift for that special someone? Indiana residents can get gift certificates from Planned Parenthood—which can even be used for abortions. Um, wouldn’t you just rather just give a copy of Juno on DVD?
• Gary Coleman pleaded no contest to a reckless driving charge stemming from an encounter with a fan earlier this year. Coleman hit the fan with his truck after a scuffle in a bowling alley parking lot. A judge ordered Coleman to pay a $100 fine. Wonder if Coleman dialed CashCall.
• O.J. Simpson will be sentenced on Friday for kidnapping and armed robbery. He could serve up to 18 years in jail. Although you know Simpson is delusional enough to believe he’ll only have to pay a $100 fine.
1 comment:
all i can tell you is that...if you live in chicago...you eat mcdonalds.
fact.
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