This actual job listing is for the most stylish corporation in Chicago, with highly stylized products that stylistically demand styling. Hey, you ought to hire The Stylistics. Also, please work on your fucking writing style.
Position: Senior Interactive Designer
Rate: $100,000 range
Our Client is the most stylish corporation in Chicagoland. This company has established themselves in providing highly stylized product and in turn, have stringent design standards that need to be applied to their identity and marketing efforts.
Stylistically, you should be current with trends—competitive and non-industry trends. Your design should be ahead of the trend but should in general reflect clean, photo-centric and strong branded design work.