Sunday, August 31, 2008

5887: Airport Insecurity.


Fueling the news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Diddy is feeling the rising cost of fuel too, as he’s grounded his private jets and started flying commercial. “I’m actually flying commercial,” said Diddy. “That’s how high gas prices are. I’m at the gate right now. This is really happening, proof gas prices are too high. Tell whoever the next president is we need to bring gas prices down.” Diddy’s already hawking the money-saving values at Burger King. Maybe Southwest Airlines is his next sponsor.

• Given that the Republican National Convention is taking place in Minneapolis, has anyone considered the PR possibilities of holding a speech in the airport toilet stall made famous by Senator Larry Craig? Just a thought.

• Over 100,000 people gathered on Saturday in Mexico to complain about the rampant crime plaguing the country. But the protest ended early when all the participants were kidnapped. Just kidding.

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