Thursday, August 25, 2011

9219: Top 10 Culturally Clueless Product Mascots.


Time magazine published the Top 10 Creepiest Product Mascots:

1. Burger King’s King
2. Quizno’s Spongmonkeys
3. Jack of Jack in the Box
4. The Hamburglar
5. Domino’s Noid
6. The Kool-Aid Man
7. Count Chocula
8. The World’s First Ronald McDonald
9. Michelin Man
10. The Dairy Queen Lips

The lame list inspired MultiCultClassics to create the Top 10 Culturally Clueless Product Mascots:

1. Aunt Jemima
2. Uncle Ben
3. Rastus
4. The Frito Bandito
5. Calgon’s “Ancient Chinese Secret” Wife
6. The Pine-Sol Lady
7. Chad and Ranjit
8. Annie the Chicken Queen
9. Black and Latina Talking Vaginas
10. Diana—Honey Bunches of Oats


1 comment:

on a lark said...

...and may i also add:

1. Sofia Vergara, Diet Pepsi
2. "This Is Your Wake Up Call ..." black guy in the Sears commercial
3. Sundrop, drop-it girl
4. Ol' Iron Eyes Cody, anti-pollution "Crying Indian
5. So-Hi of Post Sugar Coated Rice Krinkles