17566: Only You Can Prevent… NVM.

 

Should Smokey Bear take responsibility for the extreme rise in wildfires—or will the iconic critter blame California Governor Gavin Newsom?

17017: WTF Is Smokey Bear Smoking?

 

Smokey Bear is celebrating 80 years of preventing wildfires together.

 

Yeah, nice job on preventing those California wildfires, dude.

16751: Trump Gets Burnt By Smokey Bear…?

 

Did the Ad Council and Smokey Bear approve this message? Former President Donald Trump will undoubtedly wonder if Smokey is a Black bear.

16447: Only You Can Prevent Brand Safety…?

Digiday published a report on brand safety—which was illustrated with an image that appears to violate the brand trademarks of Smokey Bear. Brilliant.

14101: Ad Council Clutter.

Does the Ad Council even give a damn about media placement? Sharing column space with an advertisement for a phone line to meet hot, urban singles are two Ad Council messages—one proclaiming, “love has no gender,” and the other depicting a threesome with Smokey Bear. Love has no gender and bestiality involving cartoon characters is cool too.

9811: Smokey Is Fuzzy.

Can’t recall if this was previously covered, but what the fuck does “Get Your Smokey On” mean?