Friday, December 29, 2006

Essay 1494

Friday Night Fights in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump continue to battle, with O’Donnell posting the following on her blog:

“a young girl in nyc
meets a pimp
he cons her into a life of illusion
she works for him

no fun - no fucking - no future
she is owned
when she sneaks out -
to party the night away
he freaks

he roughs her up a bit
shames her in front of the others
teaches her to behave
for his own benefit”

Trump fired back with the following gems:

“Well, it’s too bad. … I think she’s got something wrong with her. I think she’s cracking up. … Rosie is basically a very untalented person who’s a bully. Her intelligence is less than average in my opinion. … Can you imagine the parents of Kelli [O’Donnell’s partner] … when she said, ‘Mom, Dad, I just fell in love with a big, fat pig named Rosie’? Can you imagine the expression on their face? … She calls me a pimp just because I helped someone who was in trouble. … Rosie got mentally beaten up by me because she’s a mental midget, a low-life. I think she’s got a death wish.”

Wow, Trump is starting to sound like the worst kind of pimp. And the “death wish” comment borders on a legitimate threat.

Has anyone else thought that the next version of “The Apprentice” should pit pimps against prostitutes?

Both of these fools appear to be taking advice from Michael Richards and Mel Gibson.


Hajpaj said...

ah... pimp, pimp, pimp... as don juan might say, rosie's in need of some "chuuuch!"

Anonymous said...

Has anyone pointed out that the pageant has standards of conduct that go with the title (like a sports promotion contract) and that Rosie attacking Donald personally was way out of line? For this reason alone I can't argue with Donald's statements but can argue with Rosie's. She opened her pie hole when she shouldn't have and attacked a man personally for professional behavior we should all endorse.