Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Essay 4253


Entertaining news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• O.J. Simpson is attacking Goldmans again, now criticizing the family for winning the rights to his cancelled “If I Did It” book. “I find it sort of hypocritical that they talked everybody in America to boycott the book: it was ‘immoral,’ it was ‘blood money,’” griped Simpson. “But we now see it wasn’t ‘blood money’ if they got the money.” Actually, the Goldmans view it as money owed for the multimillion-dollar wrongful death judgment.

• Usher and his fiancée insist the called-off wedding is just a temporary glitch (see Essay 4241). She’s probably holding out for more money, while he’s considering writing an “If I Didn’t Do It” book.

• A judge ruled rapper DMX owes a dog-clothing company $253,000 for failing to make good on a promotion deal. No word if Michael Vick is involved.

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