Squeezing the Charmin in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• The children of Sen. Larry Craig appeared on “Good Morning, America” to defend their dad (pictured above). “He was a victim of circumstance, in the wrong place at the wrong time,” said son Michael Craig. “It was tough standing next to him, but we are family and we stay together through good times and bad. … We know who he is and we stand behind him.” Just don’t stand in the toilet stall beside him.
• A spokesman for Sen. Larry Craig said the decision to resign is not a sure thing. “It’s not such a foregone conclusion anymore, that the only thing he could do was resign,” said the spokesman. “We’re still preparing as if Senator Craig will resign Sept. 30, but the outcome of the legal case in Minnesota and the ethics investigation will have an impact on whether we’re able to stay in the fight—and stay in the Senate.” Sounds like a (toilet) stall tactic.
1 comment:
“He was a victim of circumstance, in the wrong place at the wrong time...”
Oh, I see, the idiot defense.
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