Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Essay 4505


Former heavyweight and heavy-breather in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Former New York Knicks intern Kathleen Decker (pictured above) testified that she had sex with Stephon Marbury, but it was consensual. “I was in control,” said Decker. Plaintiff Anucha Brown Sanders, who is suing the team and Isiah Thomas for sexual harassment, sought to show Decker had been pressured to romp with the baller, but Decker’s testimony contradicted any such claims. It did, however, indicate that Thomas should have spent less time pursuing Brown Sanders and more time with the team interns.

• Former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson pleaded guilty to drug possession and DUI charges from a traffic stop last year. Tyson faces up to four years in prison when he’s sentenced in November. Um, did anyone else think Tyson was already behind bars for some other offense?

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