Guilty pleasures in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• Sen. Larry Craig plans to file court documents today in order to withdraw his guilty plea in the infamous toilet stall arrest (see Essay 4419). Perhaps he’ll opt for not guilty by reason of horny insanity.
• A Georgia Mickey D’s employee spent a night in jail for serving a cop a hamburger that was too salty. The female worker claims she accidentally spilled salt on the burger meat, but the cop wasn’t buying it after allegedly getting sick from the sandwich. The worker was charged with reckless condiment, um, conduct.
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