Friday, November 02, 2007

Essay 4656


A doggone MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Dog the Bounty Hunter accused his son of selling the infamous phone conversation recording to The National Enquirer for $15,000. Dog’s spiritual advisor said, “[Dog] feels betrayed. But at the same time, he realizes he’s still wrong for making those statements.” Dog also asked to huddle with the Rev. Al Sharpton. No word if Dog’s contacted Don Imus or Michael Richards for advice too.

• Don Imus is scheduled to return to the airwaves on December 3. Look for Dog the Bounty Hunter or his son to be among the first guests. The Rev. Al Sharpton too.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. 15K to hear the N word. I’ll stick with YouTube high school fight vids for free.

RFB said...

15K. Should've held out and got a bidding war going.

I love how all these guys instantly go crawling to Sharpton, the official keeper of the keys that allow people back into society once they get caught using the forbidden word. "Help me, Al. I'm used to making millions of dollars a year. Now I've been busted and only you can absolve me of my sins and allow me to start making money again."

As if a little N Word Rehab program is going to change a man's mind after he's spent 50 years thinking one way.

The only effective rehab is to spend a few years as a minority in a semi-hostile environment.