Wednesday, February 27, 2008

5168: On The House.


IOUs in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• If Michael Jackson fails to cough up $24 million in a month, his Neverland Ranch will go up for auction. Operators at eBay are standing by.

• After the much-publicized retraining of baristas, Starbuck has a new promise: “Your drink should be perfect, every time. If not, let us know and we’ll make it right.” Um, isn’t that a given when you’re charging so much and making customers stand in long lines? Time to retrain the company promise writers.

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