Wednesday, June 25, 2008
5626: Styling And Freestyling.
Losing style points with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• Michael Jackson announced plans to launch a line of clothing. “It’s still in the developing stages, but it’s going to be big,” said an insider. “This will be a major comeback for Michael. He’s dedicating a lot of his time and money to this venture.” Let’s hope it’s not a line of kids’ clothing.
• Shaquille O’Neal let loose a rap criticizing Kobe Bryant, and it cost Shaq his badge. The NBA star’s special deputy badge from the Maricopa County Police Department will be revoked because officials were not pleased with the raunchy rhymes. “I want his two badges back,” said the sheriff. “Because if any one of my deputies did something like this, they’re fired. I don’t condone this type of racial conduct.” Um, how many of his deputies are +7-foot, 325-pound NBA centers?