Showing posts with label exxon mobil. Show all posts
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Wednesday, January 28, 2015

12442: Egging On ExxonMobil.

The New York Post reported scientists have discovered a way to un-boil an egg. Look for ExxonMobil to incorporate the breakthrough into it next propaganda campaign—while continuing to ignore its ability and responsibility to undo the damage caused by the Exxon Valdez disaster.

Scientists have learned how to un-boil an egg

By Chris Perez

Scientists have cracked the mystery of how to un-boil an egg.

As useless as it sounds, the innovation could dramatically reduce costs for cancer treatments, food production and other segments of the $160 billion global biotechnology industry, according to findings published last week in the journal ChemBioChem.

“Yes, we have invented a way to unboil a hen egg,” said Gregory Weiss, University of California-Irvine professor of chemistry, molecular biology and biochemistry.

Like many others before him, Weiss had struggled to efficiently produce or recycle valuable molecular proteins in eggs which could possibly contain a wide range of applications.

The problem was that the proteins would frequently “misfold” into structurally incorrect shapes when they were formed, rendering them useless. Untangling them also created problems for scientists because of how long the process could take.

But UC-Irvine and Australian chemists have finally found a way to reverse the cooking process and untangle the proteins in a matter of minutes, according to their research.

“It speeds things up by a factor of thousands,” Weiss explained. “The real problem is there are lots of cases of gummy proteins that you spend way too much time scraping off your test tubes, and you want some means of recovering that material.”

When the scientists conducted their research, the eggs they used weren’t just hard-boiled, but were also cooked for 20 minutes at 90 degrees Celsius (194 degrees Fahrenheit). With the addition of urea — the main component of urine — the boiled egg whites were transformed back into liquid. The amino acids inside were then untangled using a vortex fluid device made of a thin glass tube spun at 5,000 rpm.

The groundbreaking technique will ultimately do wonders for cancer patients by producing cheaper antibodies, which are currently made using expensive ovaries from hamsters. They would instead be produced inside much cheaper yeast or bacteria cells, ChemBioChem reports.

The ability to re-form common proteins from yeast or E. coli bacteria at lightning-fast speeds could potentially streamline protein manufacturing and make cancer treatments more affordable. The new approach will also increase cheese production — giving farmers more bang for their buck, according to UCI News.

The university has filed for a patent on their work and its Office of Technology Alliances is in talks with interested commercial partners.

Saturday, December 27, 2014

12341: ExxonMobil Is A Bad Egg.

ExxonMobil explains why boiling an egg isn’t as simple as boiling an egg. Shit, if boiling an egg requires so much effort, it’s certainly clear now why ExxonMobil is still trying to clean up the Exxon Valdez mess.

Thursday, July 07, 2011

8971: ExxonMobil Seeks New Partner In Lies.


Adweek reported on the pitch for ExxonMobil, announcing the oil company hopes to make a final decision by the end of August. The winning advertising agency will likely be charged with immediately creating warm-and-fuzzy propaganda to deflect attention from ExxonMobil’s latest oil spill fuck-up.

ExxonMobil Narrows Creative Field in Global Review

Euro RSCG among those cut

By Andrew McMains and Noreen O’Leary

The long-awaited cut among creative agencies in ExxonMobil’s global review has finally come down.

Still standing are BBDO, DDB and McCann Erickson. DDB handles fuel advertising and McCann creates ads for lubricants and chemicals. Euro RSCG, which leads corporate image efforts, has been eliminated.

Globally, the oil giant spends about $300 million annually in media.

The three finalists emerged from a field of six that also included Publicis and The Martin Agency, which partnered with fellow Interpublic Group agency Lowe. For the media portion of its business, ExxonMobil is only considering OMD, Universal McCann and MPG.

Joanne Davis Consulting in New York is managing the review, which ExxonMobil started planning for in the fall. Davis and a representative for ExxonMobil declined to comment. The company hopes to complete the process next month.

Monday, July 04, 2011

8965: Crude Commentary.


A Manic Monday MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Exxon is scrambling to deal with its latest oil spill in Montana, which has dumped crude into Yellowstone River. Um, isn’t the oil company still cleaning up the Exxon Valdez mess created in 1989? The folks at BP must be happy to see a rival taking the spotlight off the Deepwater Horizon disaster, allowing them to launch a new advertising campaign. Oily is the perfect descriptor for all of these assholes.

• A new survey from Consumer Reports named Mickey D’s the worst fast-food burger joint in America. Others making the lousiest list included KFC, Taco Bell, Domino’s Pizza and Quiznos. Yet the Golden Arches continues to enjoy billions in sales despite the undisputed awfulness. It’s either an indication of consumers’ willingness to accept mediocrity or the evil persuasive powers of Ronald McDonald.

• Hackers commandeered the Twitter account of FOX News, sending out fake tweets about President Obama. “Hackers sent out several malicious and false tweets that President Obama had been assassinated,” said the media outlet. “The hacking is being investigated, and FoxNews.com regrets any distress the false tweets may have created.” Actually, FOX News usually creates more distress with its real tweets and perspectives delivered by the hacks running the network.

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

8438: Buying Into Economic Recovery.


Spending too much time with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Consumer spending rose 0.7 percent in December, the sixth straight monthly increase. The economic boost, however, will probably be attributed to the limited-time return of McRib® sandwiches.

• General Motors reported a 23 percent sales increase in January, selling 178,896 cars and trucks. The automaker probably could have surpassed 30 percent by offering free McRib® sandwiches with every test drive.

• Exxon Mobil reported 4Q 2010 net income grew 53 percent, marking its most profitable quarter since 3Q 2008. Wow, were they selling McRib® sandwiches at Exxon Mobil mini marts?

Sunday, August 29, 2010

7912: Black Enterprise Celebrates 40 Years.


The August 2010 issue of Black Enterprise celebrates the publication’s 40th anniversary. A handful of advertisers offered salutes.


Comcast added a single sentence to its standard diversity ad.


ExxonMobil used weird stock photography to honor BE.


IBM declared BE is good for the planet.

Friday, January 30, 2009

6384: Black Friday.


Blackened news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Former Maryland Lt. Governor Michael Steele was named the first Black Republican National Committee chairman. Steele declared, “This is the dawn of a new party moving in a new direction with strength and conviction.” Hey, it beats moving in a new direction with Bush and Cheney.

• Exxon Mobil sold enough black gold to break its own record with a $45.2 billion annual profit. That beats the average profit of most U.S. companies by over $45.2 billion.

• Procter & Gamble reported 2Q profits rose 53 percent, although net sales dropped 3.2 percent. Regardless, the P&G accountants are likely purring, “My, Black Is Beautiful.”

Friday, August 01, 2008

5769: Profits And Losses In Perspective.


Putting it all into perspective via a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• General Motors posted 2Q losses at $15.5 billion. Let’s put that into perspective. It’s like ordering an item from Mickey D’s Dollar Menu—15,500,000,000 times. Over the course of three months.

• Exxon Mobil posted 2Q earnings at $11.68 billion, the biggest profit ever by a U.S. corporation. Let’s put that into perspective. Exxon Mobil is evil incarnate.