Showing posts with label glenn beck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label glenn beck. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

9083: Talking Shit And Eating Shit.


A Midweek MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• In case people needed additional reasons to hate Glenn Beck, the nutcase sparked controversy by comparing the Oslo massacre victims to young followers of Adolf Hitler. “As the thing started to unfold and there was a shooting at a political camp, which sounds a little like the Hitler Youth,” said Beck. “Who does a camp for kids that’s all about politics? Disturbing.” Of course, Beck would never use the word “disturbing” to describe his own behavior—and the crap that flows from his pants or mouth.

• Mickey D’s is apparently caving in to political pressure, and will proceed to add a serving of fruit or vegetable to all Happy Meals. Plus, the fast feeder will reduce the portion size of fries. However, the price will probably remain the same—and knowing Mickey D’s, they’ll likely increase the size of the toy.

Thursday, April 07, 2011

8684: Glenn Beck Is Full Of Crap.


In a recent interview, transitioning FOX News personality Glenn Beck told his critics, “I am so tempted to say this to all those who say ‘celebrate’: You are going to pray for the days of 5 P.M. … I’m saying, ‘Look out … look out.’”

Beck later clarified his warning by declaring, “One year from now, you on the left will be crapping yourself so much, you haven’t crapped in your pants as much as you will in a year from now. … You’ll crap yourself more than when you were a baby.”

OK, but for now, it looks like FOX News has done the dumping—and Beck is the pile of excrement.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

8254: Fast Food On A Slow News Day.


Deep-fried news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Brown’s Chicken is out of bankruptcy and airing a commercial starring Steve Carell—that was originally shot in 1989 when the actor was relatively unknown. Guess Brown’s Chicken is in creative bankruptcy.

• Mickey D’s will be selling oatmeal in 14,000 restaurants nationwide by the end of the week. The fast feeder is jumping on the bandwagon already being driven by places like Starbucks. Maybe Mickey D’s will present an original twist by introducing McRib-flavored oatmeal.

• Glenn Beck sparked controversy last week by declaring 10 percent of Muslims are terrorists. It’s safe to say that at least 10 percent of Beck’s brain is oatmeal.

• A new survey found that over 50 percent of Americans have put off getting some kind of health care because of cost. And at least 10 percent of Americans believe buying oatmeal at Mickey D’s constitutes health care.

• President Obama signed the Healthy, Hungry-Free Kids Act into law on Monday. The law will increase the number of fruits and vegetables on America’s public schools lunch menus. Wouldn’t it be more effective to legislate the food on Mickey D’s lunch menu?

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

7903: Glenn Beck Has A Dream.


From The Chicago Tribune…

Glenn Beck and fans to rally on ‘I Have a Dream’ anniversary
The political talk show host and fans will gather at the Lincoln Memorial, the site where Martin Luther King Jr. made his famous speech. Sarah Palin will headline. Civil rights leaders are not happy.

By Kathleen Hennessey, Tribune Washington Bureau
Reporting from Washington

Glenn Beck says he didn’t intend to schedule a rally Saturday in front of the Lincoln Memorial on the anniversary of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech. But it’s a convergence of time and place that the conservative talk show host describes as “divine providence.”

Some have used other words.

Civil rights leaders aligned with Democrats are recoiling at the Fox News pundit’s plan to gather his faithful on the same steps where King delivered his call for racial justice. They’re planning their own march in honor of the speech and criticizing Beck, saying he’s trying to hijack King’s legacy.

The debate is just one in a handful surrounding the event, which, despite its billing as an apolitical show of support for military families, has not dodged the trappings of partisan politics. Like the man behind it, the event seems to raise ire while preaching unity.

In the months leading up to the “Restoring Honor” rally and related events, Beck has accused the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts of religious discrimination. He has suggested the federal government has tried to limit such protests on the mall, without citing evidence.

And he’s enlisted an undeniably political figure — former Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin — as a headliner, while promoting the rally through a constellation of political groups often aligned with Republicans.

Still, Beck says, this has nothing to do with politics.

“This has everything to do with, ‘Who are we?’” he said, over a soundtrack of soft piano in a video promotion of the rally posted on his website. “There is profound change happening in America, and there is a window of opportunity that comes in the lifespan of every republic, every civilization — a window of opportunity to reach for that brass ring or to miss it. We’re not the people that we’ve allowed ourselves to become.”

The explanation is typical Beck — high-flying, vague and salted with a dash of doomsday. His nearly nine-month-long promotional campaign has followed the same pattern.

When first announced in November, the rally was to be the scene for the unveiling of “The Plan” a 100-year outline to “save the country.” But Beck quickly changed focus, opting for a less political event that would raise money for military families and honor a group of heroes.

He has said he believes the event will be “the turning point in the American experiment.” He urged parents to bring their children, whom he called the best hope to “restore us.” And he has suggested that this rally could be the last of its kind.

“The government is trying to now close the Lincoln Memorial for any kind of large gathering,” Beck said on his radio show in June. “This may be the last large gathering ever to assemble at the Lincoln Memorial. Historic, historic.”

The assertion caught fire online, but a spokesman for the National Park Service, which maintains the space and issues permits for protest, said it was “based on nothing.”

“There is absolutely no attempt or move on the government’s part, nor specifically on the National Park Service’s part, to close off or to restrict free speech or any 1st Amendment activities on or below the step where Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. stood to give his ‘I Have a Dream’ speech on Aug. 28, 1963,” National Park Service spokesman Bill Fine said.

Asked to explain the statement, a Beck spokesman declined to comment.

Beck is hoping for a crowd of more than 100,000. There were an estimated 250,000 at King’s 1963 address.

In response to what they see as Beck’s hypocrisy, the Rev. Al Sharpton and other civil rights leaders have decided to hold their own rally.

Sharpton’s National Action Network, the National Urban League and the National Assn. for the Advancement of Colored People are planning to march from a Washington high school to the site of a planned King memorial, just blocks from the Lincoln Memorial.

The original emphasis of their gathering was on closing educational disparities, and Education Secretary Arne Duncan is among those scheduled to participate. But recently, the groups’ leaders have focused on Beck and Palin as philosophical opposites of King’s supporters.

“In ‘63, they went to Washington for a strong national government to protect civil rights,” Sharpton said in an interview. “He and Palin are going there for a weak national government and to advocate state rights.”

Taking advantage of the flood of activists coming to town, other conservatives are planning events this week in Washington. The political advocacy group FreedomWorks, a leading organizer within the “tea party” movement and an advertiser on Beck’s television program, is scheduled to hold a rally Friday featuring several GOP candidates.

Beck also has an event planned Friday. His radio production company has rented a stage at the Kennedy Center for “Divine Destiny,” a program to illuminate the role of religion in the nation’s founding and call for unity among those “sick and tired of hearing about how divided America has become,” Beck’s website says.

But the call for unity didn’t get off to an amicable start. When a Kennedy Center official questioned whether the taxpayer-supported arts center could hold an event that included prayer, Beck responded as expected.

“And I’m like, ‘Oooh, sue me,’” Beck mocked on his show. “And, Kennedy Center, arrest me.”

The Kennedy Center turned to lawyers, who cleared the event, according to a spokesman.

Saturday, January 09, 2010

7432: Flying, Frying And Assorted F-Words.


Weekend news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The NAACP is suing US Airways for allegedly discriminating against Black airport employees in Philadelphia. The suit charges Black employees were assigned to less desirable gates, which airline employees referred to with racially-loaded nicknames like “Compton” and “The Ghetto.” A company official responded, “We take discrimination very seriously. We have a very strong commitment to diversity and to nondiscrimination.” Look for a new US Airways diversity ad to appear in minority publications soon.

• KFC is facing another problem, this time from a coalition of franchisees who are suing the company for shifting its emphasis from fried to grilled chicken. Parent company Yum responded to the legal move by declaring, “Yum Brands fully expects to win the suit and minimize the waste of time and money spent on it so that we can continue to satisfy our customers and grow the business.” Especially among Asian Americans and Blacks all around the world.

• Glenn Beck is now catching heat for ridiculing the term African-American. On a recent radio broadcast, Beck declared that “African-American is a bogus, PC, made-up term. That is not a race. Your ancestry is from Africa, and now you live in America. Okay, so you were brought over, either your family was brought over in the slave trade, or you were born here and your family immigrated here, or whatever. But that is not a race.” Rev. Al Sharpton said Beck’s remarks were “insulting and offensive and belittling.” Sharpton explained the term “was developed by African-Americans, not some PC outside group. That was a self-defined expression that we have developed after the other terms that we did not agree with, like colored and Negro, had been imposed upon us.” Rev. Jesse Jackson added, “People have a right to a choice of their own designation. We expect people who respect us to respect our choice.”

• UPS is scheduled to dump 1,800 jobs. No word if employees’ belongings will be shipped home via UPS.