Thursday, May 03, 2007

Essay 2078


Brainteasers in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A new study showed consuming over 14 alcoholic drinks per week may shrink your brain up to 1.6 percent. This could explain the Miller Lite Man Laws campaign.

• Busta Rhymes was busted on a DUI charge early Thursday morning. It was yet another legal problem added to the rapper’s rap sheet. Plus, it may confirm the study findings regarding alcohol consumption and brain size.

• Fired shock jock Don Imus is preparing to sue former employer CBS. Imus argues his contract stipulated he would be warned before being axed for making dumb remarks, and he’s now seeking $40 million. Talk about a high-priced ho.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Whats going on with Busta. This guy stays at the police station these days. We've been talking about Busta over at Highbrid Nation and I honestly think that the guy's career may be going downhill from here.