Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Essay 3028


A McMultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Mickey D’s is launching a campaign to encourage folks to consider a career with the fast feeder. The QSR industry has a high employee-turnover rate of about 130 percent. A McDonald’s officer said, “We think working at McDonald’s is a tremendous opportunity, that this is a great place to work. You can start as a crew person like I did.” “The world identifies who we are, and many times they don’t do it correctly,” said another McLifer. “This is our attempt to let people know the opportunities that are here.” Gee, maybe they should hire McRecruiters to scout the top business schools.

• The Justice Department announced youth gangs are contributing to a nationwide increase in crime, and unveiled plans to spend nearly $50 million to fight gangs and guns. Maybe they could hook up with Mickey D’s to offer McCareer alternatives to crime.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Or maybe just tie-in with gangs:

the McRiddled with bullets breakfast combo.