Slow news day in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• The New York Daily News reported Mike Tyson would wear a black-and-white striped jumpsuit and pink underwear for his day behind bars. Not sure if that constitutes cruel and unusual punishment.
• Burger King plans to sell a $1 double cheeseburger in test markets. The fast feeder’s CMO told employees, “It is our belief that the dollar double cheeseburger is the most powerful weapon our competitor has to continue their growth and steal disproportionate share from the category.” Most powerful weapon? Wonder if they’ll declare a junk-food jihad next.
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