Sunday, November 12, 2006

Essay 1313


From CNN.com…

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Issues trump skin color, black voters tell Republicans

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Republicans had hoped the midterm election would brand 2006 as the year of the black Republican.

That did not happen.

With high-profile losses in Maryland’s Senate race and in contests for governor in Ohio and Pennsylvania, prospects for Republican gains among black voters turned up short this year and gave scant hope for 2008.

Republican Michael Steele, Maryland’s lieutenant governor, lost to Democrat Rep. Ben Cardin by almost 10 percent.

Ken Blackwell, a conservative darling who would have been Ohio’s first black governor, lost by nearly 24 percent.

And Lynn Swann failed by 21 percent to secure the Pennsylvania governor’s office.

The three black Republicans were touted as a new face for the party, which has been perceived as predominantly white for years. But Republicans have vowed -- and continue to vow -- to change that.

“History will show, these candidates represent a new breed of Republican leaders,” said Tara Wall of the Republican National Committee. “This is just the beginning.”

[Click on the essay title above to read the full story.]

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Essay 1312


Borat’s Cyrbonics — that is, his butchering of the Cyrillic alphabet — is another example of the racial insults behind the character and movie. It’s no wonder that folks from Russia and Kazakhstan have taken offense. Imagine the reactions if Sacha Baron Cohen tried the same comedic angles in Brownface, Yellowface or Blackface.



Essay 1311


Food for thought with a side of MultiCultClassics Monlogue…

• A burrito is not a sandwich, according to a judge in Massachusetts. A Panera Bread restaurant sought to prevent a Mexican restaurant from opening in the same mall, citing a clause in its lease that prohibits another sandwich joint from renting space in the shopping center. But the judge declared that a single tortilla does not equal two slices of bread. Somebody call the ACLU pronto.

• Madonna’s father is launching limited-edition wine under the Material Girl’s name. The label will feature images from Madonna’s recent tour and CD, and Madonna and daddy will sign and number the bottles. The wine will retail for $39.99. Wonder if Catholic churches will consider using it for communion services.

• Rapper Juvenile beat the rap in a lawsuit filed against him by a cop who charged she was injured while scuffling with the artist and his crew in a Florida shopping mall in 1999. “We got them, we got them, we got them,” said Juvenile. “Just the fact that it’s a rap artist against the police, that never happens. Rappers never win. We never win against the police or the government.” Talk about a juvenile response.

Essay 1310


Bet there’s a series of Black-targeted ads for Pepsi: Pepsi N BBQ, Pepsi N Gospel Choir, Pepsi N Graduation, Pepsi N Family Reunion, Pepsi N Jazz Musicians, Pepsi N Hoops, etc.

Essay 1309


Insiders bemoan state of the black sitcom

By Mekeisha Madden Toby
New York Times news service

There is no better way to address the current state of African-American sitcoms than with the comments comedians have made about them.

Funnyman Steve Harvey, who once had a series on The WB, says all fledgling broadcast networks get their bearings with African-American sitcoms, only to cut them once they get established.

Comedian Cedric the Entertainer, formerly of Fox and The WB, has joked that white viewers get “Desperate Housewives,” African-Americans get fictional equivalents such as “Desperate Sistahs” or a “‘CSI’ spinoff set in Detroit.”

Such cracks might be funnier if it weren’t the case that the only four remaining African-American comedies on TV have been lumped together by the one network showcasing this programming, fledgling hybrid The CW.

For comparison, prime time and cable combined had less than a dozen such shows a year ago, with six on UPN. Of course, this was before the advent of The CW, a marriage between former The WB and UPN and their programming.

“When I first heard that The WB and UPN were becoming one, I worried that the black shows would be the casualty,” says Marlita Blackman, president of Direct Media Connection Advertising, a Southfield, Mich., firm that buys minority ad spots for corporations.

“I guess my fears have pretty much been realized.”

As for African-American-centric dramas, they are non-existent on the small screen, and there is little indication that will change any time soon. Although Spike Lee has signed a deal to develop a drama series for NBC, it may be a long shot -- historically, black sitcoms have lived longer on prime time.

Even the African-American shows that are on prime-time TV are all being lumped together on one night (currently Mondays, which they were unceremoniously shifted to two weeks after dismal ratings haunted a Sunday night debut).

This makes for what Tukufu Zuberi, the director of the Africana Studies Center at the University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia, calls the “ghetto-ization of television.”

“Is it worse to have these shows, or these shows on that night?” Zuberi asks.

“Part of the problem is the lack of balance,” Zuberi says. “There has never really been an accurate depiction.

“Most African-Americans are not as poor as the Evanses (‘Good Times’) and not as rich as the Huxtables (‘The Cosby Show’).”

Zuberi’s concern with The CW’s 7-9 p.m. Monday lineup -- Chris Rock’s “Everybody Hates Chris,” “All of Us,” “Girlfriends” and its spinoff “The Game” – isn’t that it’s offensive but that it wastes an opportunity to incite social change.

“Chris Rock is a comic genius, and his ability to put ideas together makes me laugh,” says Zuberi, who is also a sociology professor at the University of Pennsylvania. “But in what way is his show changing our distorted image in our cultural canon? It’s not.”

The CW’s programming decision, coupled with the dearth of other African-American shows to choose from, also troubles some in the industry.

“It’s unfortunate in the landscape of television,” said Mara Brock Akil, executive producer and creator of “Girlfriends” and “The Game.”

“Let’s not forget, it wasn’t that long ago, Cosby rebuilt the half-hour, and Fox built its whole network on niche programming.” (Fox’s early flagship hits included “In Living Color” and “Martin.”)

As for Rock, he has addressed the whole controversy with one joke about his show’s main character, a younger version of himself: “The role of Chris will be played by a white girl.”

Essay 1308


From The New York Post…

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NO LAUGHING MATTER
GAL-BASHING COMICS AT WOMEN’S BENEFIT

By Andrea Peyser

The comedy show was supposed to raise money for homeless women.

This is not funny.

But one comedian starring in the event Wednesday night thought it would be a riot to joke about maiming, killing and urinating on his “bitch.”

Another thought it was a blast to kid about smashing the skull of his toddler daughter.

The raunchfest - called Comedy Cares for the Homeless - took off at Town Hall in Midtown, headlined by funnywomen Paula Poundstone and Caroline Rhea.

But after suffering through the show, one major donor immediately yanked her support from Care for the Homeless, which is now building a Bronx shelter for women - many of them victims of domestic violence.

“It’s open season on women,” said an angry Merle Hoffman, president of Choices women’s clinic, who removed her support. “That’s what really infuriates me - misogyny is the last permissible thing.”

Also in the audience were an unamused Sonia Ossorio, president of the city’s National Organization for Women, and Liz Abzug.

Now, I like to think I have a seriously twisted sense of humor. But I was among those who felt ill when I heard comic Patrice O’Neal (he’s a guy) instruct men on how to turn a lover into a pirate - ejaculating into a woman’s eye, then kicking a leg until she says “arrrghhhh.”

He also drew laughs - and gasps - by teaching men to improve orgasm by paralyzing partners during the act.

Then Louis C.K., whose HBO series, “Lucky Louie,” was mercifully canceled, one-upped his twisted colleague - joking about “decimating” his “stupid” 4-year-old daughter by bashing her in the head.

Bobby Watts, executive director of Care for the Homeless, told me he’d had “some complaints” about the show. Though in a frantic e-mail to Hoffman, Watts insisted that one of the show’s producers, Caroline Thompson, was “outraged” by the material and “let [the comics] have it” backstage. Thompson did not return a call.

“I want to state that I do not condone the offensive, woman-hating nature of the routines,” Watts wrote to Hoffman.

But another producer, Mark Krantz, disputed that anyone was upset - and he said organizers knew very well what the comics might say.

“We’re sorry if it offended, but the performers knew why they were there, and they were there for free,” said Krantz. He said the event’s organizers “walked into this with their eyes open.”

I’m sure on some planet these comics are funny.

But for a women’s homeless shelter? That’s a bad joke.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Essay 1307

Taking a ride through the typical car magazine…


Wheel Discount appropriately uses cheap tactics. And cheap chicks.


Perfect for road rage enthusiasts — rims and revolvers!


Pinnacle’s proofreader was too distracted to catch the misspelling of irresistible.


It’s hard out here for a john when you’ve blown your loot on seats.

Essay 1306


You can translate this ad’s copy and probably still not understand it.

Essay 1305


Ban, booze and boo-yah in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Borat’s banned in Russia. The Federal Culture and Cinematography Agency effectively nixed the film, citing concerns that Borat would fuel already negative, violent feelings surrounding religion and ethnicity in the country. Borat becomes the first movie to be restricted in this way — besides pornography. Wonder if Russians would be more offended by Borat or Ron Jeremy.

• Back in the U.S.A., Borat is being sued by the frat boys who appeared in the movie, drinking and spewing racist remarks with the star. The guys charge that film producers got them drunk and tricked them into signing waivers. Now the young men are suffering from humiliation, emotional distress and loss of reputation. Is it possible to lose reputation if you don’t have any to begin with?

• Muslims across the nation — and across the world — are celebrating the victory of Minnesota’s Keith Ellison, the first Muslim in Congress. “It’s a step forward; it gives the Muslims a little bit of a sense of belonging,” said Osama A. Siblani, the publisher of The Arab American News, a weekly in Dearborn, Michigan. “It is also a signal to the rest of the world that America has nothing against Muslims. If we did, he wouldn’t have been elected.” A former senior Senate staff member added, “Congress needs to reflect the diversity of America, and that means its vibrant religious diversity as well. … It’s good to have diverse voices on the House floor, in committees and caucus meetings. It is good for the country to have different views aired, especially when the primary national issues relate to Islam and affect Muslims in this country and Muslims overseas.” No comment yet from Borat.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Essay 1304


Whose idea was it to decorate diapers with Winnie the Pooh?

Essay 1303


Special Victims Edition of a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The G-Unit G-Un charges were dropped, along with other charges against rappers Lloyd Banks, Young Buck, Spider Loc and their entourage. The ten folks faced possible jail time for getting nabbed with firearms by cops near Madison Square Garden last August. Their lawyer remarked, “This is another example of NYPD’s ‘Hip Hop Police’ arresting people who never should have been arrested.” Dick Wolf ought to create a new series titled, “Law & Order: Hip Hop Unit.”

• USA Today reported that historically Black colleges and universities have been recruiting Hispanics to boost enrollment and add diversity. “…These institutions have realized that students are not going to migrate to them simply because they have to. They have other choices,” said Charles Greene of the White House Initiative on Historically Black Colleges and Universities. Black colleges and universities “have to look at some non-traditional students as potential candidates.” Are Kadeem Hardison and Jasmine Guy available for recruiting efforts?

• A Black firefighter from Los Angeles received a $2.7 million settlement for a racial-harassment lawsuit. Fellow firefighters had served the co-worker spaghetti laced with dog food. The defendants’ lawyer insisted it was “a good-natured prank … [not] in any way motivated by race.” Critics disagree. “The association of a black man and dog food resonates with the deep historical roots of slavery and the corresponding dehumanization,” said a sociologist. “It’s not just silly stuff. It’s racially motivated. … The organization labels it as macho, ‘boys will be boys’ behavior. I think it’s more about keeping Blacks out by making their lives so miserable that they don’t want to stay.” Fire Chief William Bamattre called the incident “intolerable” and a violation of department “guidelines on what’s professional performance. … That type of harassment or prank or whatever you call it is not consistent with what the public expects from the Fire Department, the confidence the public has in us.” In the meantime, folks are cautioned to avoid the firehouse chili.

Essay 1302


The kids are sporting cool necklaces, bracelets, barrettes and a bejeweled scepter — yet they’re settling for a dog-bowl crown…?

Essay 1301


From the latest issue of Newsweek…

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Rappers & Rebuttals

Forty Seattle teenagers gathered at the University of Washington this summer to practice for their high-school debate teams. Seminars included break-dancing and deejaying. Some counselors were local hip-hop artists. As camp wound down, the students showed off their progress, rhyming arguments and mixing in R&B tracks.

Hip-hop has come to high-school debate. Les Lynn, director of the National Association of Urban Debate Leagues, says a stylistic fusion came naturally as more inner-city schools got involved. Ten years ago, only three urban public high schools had competitive debate teams; now there are more than 300. Jen Johnson, who organized the Seattle camp, says hip-hop is definitely a draw.

She needed to double capacity this summer to accommodate increased demand. Precious Reese, 16, was one of the newcomers. “I had seen debate, but it didn’t seem like something I would want to do,” says Reese. “But hip-hop debate, it informs you in a way you can understand.” Critics question, is this really debate? “In established debate circles, their main concern is to ensure that the rigor, the critical thinking, the analytical reasoning—that these are still there,” says Lynn. Often they are, he adds. “This isn’t an excuse simply to listen to music.”

—Lee Hudson Teslik

[Click on the essay title above to learn more about the National Association of Urban Debate Leagues.]

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Essay 1300


A quick follow-up to the story in Essay 1297…

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Cheap tix for tonight’s Kevin Federline show

By Terry Armour, The Chicago Tribune

Apparently, Britney Spears isn’t the only one fed up with K-Fed.

Ticket sales for Kevin Federline’s show tonight at the House of Blues are so slow, the venue is now giving them away—with a $2.25 convenience charge.

On Tuesday, Spears announced she had filed for divorce from the wannabe rapper in Los Angeles County Superior Court.

Federline is scheduled to take the stage barely 24 hours after the Spears filing became public. Spears cited the familiar “irreconcilable differences,” according to court spokeswoman Kathy Roberts.

The Tribune has learned that various tabloid magazines and TV crews, including Access Hollywood and Entertainment Tonight, already have contacted the concert venue to secure media credentials for the show.

Federline was scheduled to arrive in Chicago this morning.

According to the divorce papers, Spears, who previously had a 55-hour Las Vegas marriage to childhood friend Jason Alexander, is requesting custody of the couple’s children—Sean Preston, 1, and Jayden James Federline, born Sept. 12—with visitation rights for Federline.

And as if it couldn’t get any stranger, one tabloid is reporting that Spears, 24, and Federline, 28, weren’t even married on Sept. 18, 2004, but on Oct. 6.

The filing came just a day after Spears made a surprise appearance on David Letterman’s “Late Show,” showing that she was back in shape after giving birth to her second child.

Essay 1299


Hip news with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Shaking it like Shakira shook up a Shakira wannabe, who’s now shaking a lawsuit. A New Jersey woman entered a “Shake it like Shakira” dance contest and injured her knee while performing on the Manhattan establishment’s bar. “Between people and bartenders spilling drinks on the bar, it’s just not a safe surface,” said the woman’s lawyer. “The event itself was inherently unsafe.” That’s probably true, as the regularly-held contests feature thong-wearing patrons grinding for the boys.

• Britney dumps K-Fed. Bush dumps R-Feld. Borat dumps on American public.

• Bill Cosby quietly dumped a sexual-assault case by settling out of court. Cosby was accused of drugging and sexually assaulting a woman in 2004. The case inspired a dozen more women to step forward, insisting Cosby had assaulted them too. The terms of the settlement remain confidential. Meanwhile, Cosby continues his nationwide tour, dumping on folks for their lack of morals and responsibility.

Essay 1298


Respect The Name. Respect The Game. Respect The Drink.

OK, but it’s tough to respect the art direction and copywriting.

Essay 1297


From The Associated Press…

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K-Fed says he paid his dues as a rapper

BY SANDY COHEN

LOS ANGELES -- Kevin Federline is pretty much a walking punch line. But when you meet him in person, surprise: He's soft-spoken, he looks you in the eye and he seems grounded, if a little out of touch.

Federline – aka K-Fed and Mr. Britney Spears -- wants to be taken seriously as a rapper. The 28-year-old, who’s scheduled to perform Wednesday at the House of Blues [in Chicago], says he’s more than just a tabloid target: He’s a working father of four dedicated to developing himself as an artist.

“That’s like the big transition, how I can get people to relate to that,” Federline says thoughtfully while dragging on a Marlboro Light. “They’re thinking about the family life and K-Fed and all this stuff, he’s living off her and blah, blah, blah. They don’t know that I paid for my own album and I paid my way. I paid my dues to be able to do this.”

Federline took a dance-strewn route to his rap dreams, working as a backup dancer for artists including Pink, Destiny’s Child, ‘N Sync and Michael Jackson.

But the Fresno, Calif., native says music “was always in the back of my mind since I was young.” It’s just that break-dancing was big when he was a boy, he explains, so he learned the moves. Then he heard he could make money doing it. The middle child in a family of six, Federline moved to Los Angeles nine years ago to work as a dancer and found success almost immediately.

He was still dancing -- and dating former girlfriend Shar Jackson -- when he and Spears fell in love in 2004.

The two first met when Federline was 20 and Spears was 16, he says. When they reconnected a few years later, “it was one of those love-at-first-sight type deals,” he says. Jackson gave birth to Federline’s son Kaleb in July 2004. Spears and Federline wed two months later. (He and Jackson also have a daughter, Kori, 4.)

Their romance seemed to both horrify and amuse the nation. The idea that America’s favorite pop princess would take up with a chain-smoking background dancer who was already in a relationship was grist for plenty of gossip columns; the couple’s wild exploits just made their relationship more of a target.

When his wife got pregnant, Federline began building a recording studio in their Malibu mansion. He started working on his album after their son Sean Preston was born.

He brought in writer-producers such as Kanye West collaborator Bosko and Jonathan “J.R.” Rotem. The result? “Playing With Fire,” 13 thumping tracks of K-Fed on K-Fed. He brags about his wealth (“One earring costs more than your budget”), postures about his rhyming skills (“When this emcee cocks the hammer you can’t touch me”) and takes swipes at the media. Spears joins in for one track.

Federline insists that the tabloids’ take on him as a party-loving bad boy is all wrong. He sees himself as a family man. And when it comes to his two sons with Spears, he changes diapers and doles out the discipline.

Promoting the album means spending a lot of time away from home, away from his wife and children. But Federline says it’s worth it.

“It’s a sacrifice that you have to make. I want my children to look up to me. I don’t want them to be like, ‘Oh, Daddy’s around all the time, you know, he’s not doing nothing ever.’ I want them to know what it’s like to have to work hard and get the big payoff at the end.”

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Essay 1296


Your daily horoscope: Prepare to say adios to mucho dineros.

Essay 1295


It’s about a week old, but the following appeared in Screen Magazine. Somebody tell Hadji Williams folks are ripping off his themes from Knock The Hustle…

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Revolving Door 10.30.06

By Dan Patton

AMERICA LOVES ITS PIMPS. “Pimp My Ride” rolls coast to coast, “Pimp Juice” flows down throats and during Halloween, pimp wannabes step out with phony hoes. Even those who don’t dress like hoes still slut up their clothes. Who knows, maybe someday we’ll see hooker hobos. Yep, there’s no time like Halloween for celebrating the brutal exploitation of women unless, of course, you’re a brutally exploited woman. Then it probably sucks. Protests against this trend appear in the media, but often lack the power to reverse it. Advertising’s finesse, on the other hand, might have more success.

Advertising agencies understand the pimp lifestyle better than any other type of company because they, like pimps, thrive on the art of profitable exploitation. The difference is, they do it without breaking the law and without hurting anyone. For the most part.

I mean, sure, you can argue that the woman who spilled McDonald’s coffee on her lap may have craved the piping hot beverage as a result of some ad campaign. And you can argue that kids are fat because cartoon characters in commercials tell them sugar is an essential food group. And you can argue that people smoke because the Marlboro man looks so cool with a square dangling from his mouth. Well, okay. You can say a lot of things to suggest that advertising does not do the work of a benevolent charity.

But at the same time, agencies frequently do work for free on behalf of charities. So enough already. We’re talking about Halloween, and the one thing that can steer Halloween back to the innocent garden where Charlie Brown waited for the Great Pumpkin is advertising. In other words, we need more mascots. Yes, mascots: fun, goofy, harmless spokespeople and spokesthings. We had it made back in the days before it was okay for trick-or-treaters to play adult fantasy on a night supposedly devoted to ghosts.

What happened to the Orville Redenbacher’s and the old ladies who shouted, “Where’s the beef?” Yeah, Crispin Porter + Bogusky gave us the Burger King guy, but he’s the creepiest weirdo to appear in a television commercial since Bob Dole leered at 19-year-old Britney Spears after he lost the 1996 election and pimped himself out to Pepsico. I’d rather watch an hour of tampon commercials with my mom than see that again.

Wait a minute. Did I say, “pimped”?

Essay 1294


Have it your way with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Two New Mexico cops are suing Burger King after being served Whoppers laced with marijuana. The officers were halfway finished eating the burgers before realizing the patties had pot. “God forbid these officers didn’t realize their burgers were laced with pot and then were called to a violent situation where they’d have to draw their firearms,” said their lawyer. “Their lives were placed in danger because of these [restaurant crew] idiots and Burger King.” Maybe being fried is better than flame-broiled.

• The moronic student who sparked controversy by dressing up as Hitler for Halloween is in the news again (see Essay 1273). But this time, he actually joined marchers at his school who were protesting his costume. The idiot declared, “They called it a walk of tolerance and respect, so I figured I would go and show my tolerance and respect for other people’s views of my costume.” This kid probably regularly eats at Burger King in New Mexico.

Essay 1293


Not sure how Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford would feel about this. Pretty sure the rapper doesn’t care.

Essay 1292


Anyone familiar with the Russian (a.k.a. Cyrillic) alphabet will immediately spot the typo in posters for “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.” The letter serving as an “A” in the title figure’s name (see image above) is actually the phonetic equivalent of a “D” in the English alphabet.

The movie ultimately takes advantage of viewers’ unfamiliarity with the Russian alphabet — as well as our collective ignorance on a host of other cultural tips.

Borat’s skyrocketing popularity cannot be denied. But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be disturbed by the rave reviews.

Critics have drawn similarities between Borat and MTV’s Jackass. The comparisons are an insult to Jackass. Yes, both entertainment vehicles share a level of crudeness and obscenity. But Borat is rooted in racism. Only a jackass would fail to recognize it.

Forget the proclamations that Borat is an equal opportunity offender targeting everyone and everything with biased barbs. It just ain’t true. There are no gags involving Latinos, Asians, Indians, Muslims, Native Americans and the usual suspects. Borat preys on specific segments in styles ranging from subliminal to slick to sick.

Aside from a cameo appearance by Republican activist Alan Keyes, the Black folks in Borat’s world are prostitutes and dice-rolling punks. It’s interesting that Sacha Baron Cohen forwards this negative vision, given that he’s made a fortune biting hip-hop via his Ali G persona. It’s also interesting that Borat is much more comfortable hanging with homeboys in the hood (and homosexuals!) than with a sweet Jewish couple in a suburban bed & breakfast.

Borat appears to be patently anti-Semitic. But is he really? In a weird way, the movie is almost pro-Semitic. Jewish folks are depicted as powerful and frightening. There are no stereotypical Jews displaying ugly qualities. Borat simply hates and fears them. We’ll let blog-visiting shrinks probe whatever is behind the man’s peculiar attitudes in this area.

On the other hand, Christians get skewered in the film. They are presented as dumb, narrow-minded crackers speaking in tongues. Hell, the movie even shows imagery that’s nothing short of blasphemous. While Borat would never stage nasty acts in a synagogue, he’s eager to disrupt Christian services with his sophomoric sinning.

Kazakhstan receives the worst smearing in this movie. The country is a rung below Third-World status. Its citizens are stupid, thieving, lying, repugnant perverts and whores. Incest is the norm. Misogyny and masturbation flourish. Bashing Jews is cool. And defecation is a public affair.

Hey, why not? Who would possibly complain about the defamation of a foreign nation? It’s just a joke, right?

You’d think Americans wouldn’t need a countering documentary from The Discovery Channel or National Geographic to confirm the mean-spirited caricatures Borat brings to the screen.

Heaven forbid Mr. Cohen would have played the same game by leading with Blacks, Latinos, Asians or Native Americans. The protests would be swift and deadly, at least in terms of killing profits. And focus groups wouldn’t accept Indian or Muslim characters — they’d be too unattractive.

No, Cohen opted to mess with a relatively unknown and obscure community not yet protected by political correctness. The decision feels calculated — and cowardly. Yet sold-out audiences are rolling in the aisles, while Sacha Baron Cohen is laughing all the way to the bank.

Hollywood long ago abandoned icons of insensitivity like Charlie Chan, The Cisco Kid and Amos ‘n’ Andy. Sports teams have reconsidered their Native American mascots. Advertisers like Anheuser-Busch have experienced public backlash when inventing critters like “Steve and Zagar” for Bud Light. Borat far exceeds any of the aforementioned in the despicable department. He’s not very niiiiice.

People insist that you shouldn’t judge this movie unless you’ve seen it. It’s tough to support such an argument. Are we required to attend KKK or Nazi rallies to verify prejudice takes place?

In short, Borat means Bigot. That may not be a literal translation, but it’s definitely a figurative one.

Monday, November 06, 2006

Essay 1291


How come this Latino-focused ad for Iman Cosmetics only depicts the Latina topless? Not that anyone’s complaining, but for the sake of equality, all the women should have gone naked.

Essay 1290


America Runs From MultiCultClassics Monologues…

• New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s efforts to ban restaurants using trans fats will affect donut shops too. Krispy Kreme and Dunkin’ Donuts deep-fry their products with trans-fat-filled oils. Time to make (a change to) the donuts.

• Nielsen Media Research is delaying the launch of its new advertising rating system, due to cable companies pointing out screw-ups in the design. “We have $50 billion in advertising revenue riding on this,” said NBC Universal’s president of research. “There’s no value in rushing to do something before it’s ready. We are trying to develop a ratings system that we are going to be dealing with for years to come.” Gee, Nielsen’s alleged botching of recording results for minority markets never stopped them from rolling out something before it’s ready.

• Looks like Everybody Hates Chris — including his wife. Comedian Chris Rock has hired a lawyer initiate proceedings to divorce his wife of ten years. Believe it or not, Rock just finished filming a movie titled, “I Think I Love My Wife.”

• Madonna accused the media of being racist in its commentary and criticism surrounding her adoption of an African boy. “There’s a lot of Brits — reporters on the street — who’ve said ‘Why don’t you adopt a kid from Britain?’ Or ‘Why did you adopt a Black child?’” said Madonna. Imagine if she had adopted a Black kid from Britain.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Essay 1289


This Nordstrom diversity ad seems to be screaming, “Look! We hired a Black guy!”

Essay 1288


“Minority Rules: Turn Your Ethnicity Into A Competitive Edge” by Kenneth Arroyo Roldan with Gary M. Stern offers smart advice to survive and thrive in the corporate world.

Roldan brings fresh perspectives to the issues. At the Northern Manhattan Coalition for Immigrant Rights, he provided the Latino community with educational opportunities. As an Assistant Attorney General at the Office of the New York State Attorney General, Roldan gained expertise in employment discrimination cases. And he’s currently the CEO of Wesley, Brown & Bartle, a top minority recruiting firm. The man has played the game from a variety of positions, making him uniquely qualified to dictate new rules.

Roldan believes most minorities aren’t psychologically or culturally prepared for business careers. The book presents a six-step plan that shows folks how to recognize, respond to and overcome the professional hurdles. There’s a conservative slant to Roldan’s strategies, but it’s hard to deny the insights and instructions can lead to success.

“Minority Rules” includes case studies and interviews to add real-life texture — although the interviewees seem a tad polite and tame. Then again, it’s pretty rare for minorities to openly air the dirty laundry hanging around in America’s Ivory Towers. Adpeople can catch stories from executives at the UniWorld Group and Kang & Lee Advertising.

Roldan is straightforward and honest about the role of ethnicity in the workplace. He encourages folks to use culture to professional advantages, but warns readers to avoid relying on it. In fact, Roldan repeatedly cautions against completely specializing in ethnic marketing, as such a course creates pigeonholes that are difficult to escape.

“Minority Rules” ultimately teaches minorities to excel by executing within competitive environments without abandoning their true identities. It’s sort of a KICK-ASSimilation viewpoint.

Click on the essay title above to learn more about the book.

Essay 1287


A Stereotypical Sunday MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Borat rules at the box office. This shows the entertainment value of bigotry and stereotypes. The film is rated R — probably for racism.

• Two children of Martin Luther King Jr. are questioning the location of a proposed civil-rights museum. The Coca-Cola Company donated land for the museum near Atlanta’s tourist area. Martin Luther King III and Bernice King think the museum should be built closer to the King Center and Ebenezer Baptist Church. Bernice King remarked, “It just seems appropriate to place something of this magnitude, a civil- and human-rights museum, in a place where it has more of a historical context.” Hey, Coke executives probably preferred the product placement potential of the donated land, which will be near the future World of Coca-Cola Museum.

• “The public eye has always been kind to me, and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. … Now it seems there is speculation and interest in my private life and relationships. So, rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love,” proclaimed actor Neil Patrick Harris of “Doogie Howser, M.D.” fame. Didn’t realize anyone really cared.

Essay 1286


If GE really has the world from which to choose, why does the ad only depict three American-looking Blacks?

Essay 1285


From worldwide news sources…

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Nazi’s chosen children reunite
Secret program gave Aryan kids to SS families

BY MELISSA EDDY

BERLIN -- For decades they suffered in silence, aging Germans who as children were selected by the Nazis for their Aryan qualities and handed over to SS families. Collectively known as “Lebensborn children,” some will gather publicly today for the first time.

Many are trying to make peace with the past. They are asking questions, tracing their roots and demanding that the truth be told about SS chief Heinrich Himmler’s Lebensborn, or “Source of Life,” program.

“It is an important issue, and it is time that it finally comes to light,” said 64-year-old Dagmar Jung, whose adoptive parents refused for years to answer her questions about her past as a Lebensborn child.

This weekend, Jung will be in the eastern town of Wernigerode, where the Nazis ran the “Harz” Lebensborn home, for a meeting of Lebensspuren -- Traces of Life -- a group formed last year. For the first time, part of the session will be open to the public.

Of the group’s 60 members, about two-thirds are Lebensborn children who, now in their 60s, feel a need to break one of the last taboos about the Adolf Hitler era.

Lebensborn was a lesser-known side of Nazi racial experiments. While millions of Jews and others deemed “undesirable” were being slaughtered, thousands of children were selected for Aryan physical qualities and given to families of SS members.

The Nazis kept the program, created in 1935, so secret that many of those selected do not know who they are.

“I want to give others courage,” said Jung, who for 30 years has tried to piece together her true identity “To send the message, no matter how old you are, it is worth it to find out where you came from.”

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Essay 1284


News from the Western World in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Kanye West stormed the stage at the MTV Europe Music Awards to complain about losing in the best video award category to Justice and Simian for “We Are Your Friends.” During West’s curse-filled rant for his video “Touch The Sky,” the artist proclaimed the work “cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it. I was jumping across canyons. … If I don’t win, the awards show loses credibility.” Seems like West is the only one in danger of losing credibility. Justice and Simian probably thought of West, “We Are NOT Your Friends.”

• ABC News revealed Army recruiters lying to students. The false statements included telling the recruits that the war in Iraq was over. When asked about the probability of being shipped to Iraq, a student was told, “No, we’re bringing people back.” Another recruiter declared, “We’re not at war. War ended a long time ago.” Maybe John Kerry was right after all with his botched joke.

Essay 1283


This Nexus Radio ad appearing in Asian-focused magazines seems to prove that regardless of the culture, sex sells.

Essay 1282


What Obama isn’t: black like me

By Stanley Crouch

If Barack Obama makes it all the way to becoming the Democratic nominee for President in 2008, a feat he says he may attempt, a much more complex understanding of the difference between color and ethnic identity will be upon us for the very first time.

Back in 2004, Alan Keyes made this point quite often. Keyes was the black Republican carpetbagger chosen by the elephants to run against Obama for the U.S. Senate seat from Illinois. The choice of Keyes was either a Republican version of affirmative action or an example of just how dumb the party believes black voters to be, since it was obvious that Keyes came from the Southeast, not the Midwest.

That race was never much of a contest, but one fascinating subplot was how Keyes was unable to draw a meaningful distinction between himself as a black American and Obama as an African-American. After all, Obama’s mother is of white U.S. stock. His father is a black Kenyan. Other than color, Obama did not — does not — share a heritage with the majority of black Americans, who are descendants of plantation slaves.

Of course, the idea that one would be a better or a worse representative of black Americans depending upon his or her culture or ethnic group is clearly absurd. Even slavery itself initially came under fire from white Christians — the first of whom to separate themselves from the institution were Quakers. The majority of the Union troops were white, and so were those who have brought about the most important civil rights legislation.

Why then do we still have such a simple-minded conception of black and white — and how does it color the way we see Obama? The naive ideas coming out of Pan-Africanism are at the root of the confusion. When Pan-African ideas began to take shape in the 19th century, all black people, regardless of where in the world they lived, suffered and shared a common body of injustices. Europe, after all, had colonized much of the black world, and the United States had enslaved people of African descent for nearly 250 years.

Suffice it to say: This is no longer the case.

So when black Americans refer to Obama as “one of us,” I do not know what they are talking about. In his new book, “The Audacity of Hope,” Obama makes it clear that, while he has experienced some light versions of typical racial stereotypes, he cannot claim those problems as his own — nor has he lived the life of a black American.

Will this matter in the end? Probably not. Obama is being greeted with the same kind of public affection that Colin Powell had when he seemed ready to knock Bill Clinton out of the Oval Office. For many reasons, most of them personal, Powell did not become the first black American to be a serious presidential contender.

I doubt Obama will share Powell’s fate, but if he throws his hat in the ring, he will have to run as the son of a white woman and an African immigrant. If we then end up with him as our first black President, he will have come into the White House through a side door — which might, at this point, be the only one that’s open.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Essay 1281


Ever notice how companies boasting to boost your brand presence do such lousy jobs of promoting themselves?

Essay 1280


Busting Rhymes and More in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Busta Rhymes continues to run into trouble with the law. Now the rapper received a summons for yapping on his cell phone while driving — right past a New York police station. Rhymes allegedly cursed the cops, mashed the ticket and tossed it before driving off. Guess he’s taking the Mel Gibson approach to dealing with law enforcement.

• The FDNY’s recruitment campaign appears to be working, as officials reported receiving over 22,000 applications, with 7,850 being minorities. FDNY Commissioner Nicholas Scoppetta said, “Never, ever have we had 35.5 percent plus minorities applying for the Fire Department and that was the focus of this campaign.” Wonder if the applicants include Busta Rhymes.

• Ford Motor Company announced plans to reduce raises and health benefits for salaried employees. “Ford has declared the next two years off-limits for profits,” said an economist with the Center for Automotive Research in Ann Arbor, Michigan. “Companies that aren’t going to make money for years can’t pay benefits.” In other words, seeking a position with Ford at this point would definitely be considered a bold move.

Essay 1279


Mexican pop band RBD inspired a fragrance and an energy drink. Which probably means they have absolutely no singing talent.

Essay 1278


Seems rappers all want to be ‘Young’ or ‘Lil’

By Brett Johnson
For The Associated Press

NEW YORK -- Hip-hop has always been about youth. Yet these days, perhaps more than ever, rap has become a young man’s game -- literally.

With a generation of rappers sharing the prefix “Young” -- Young Jeezy, Young Dro, Young Buck, Yung Joc, among others -- it’s clear that today’s hip-hop places a premium on not only what’s new, but who’s young.

Young Jeezy (born Jay Jenkins) claims his alias dates to his days hustling in Atlanta, long before he even started rhyming professionally.

“I was always the young dude in the clique so the OG homies used to call me ‘Young,’” he says.

But at age 29, Jeezy -- who is preparing to release his sophomore disc, “The Inspiration: Thug Motivation 102,” in December -- knows he may not be able to call himself Young too much longer.

“I feel young though. I feel I represent for the young; this is my way of kind of touching base with them,” he explains, before adding, “Yeah, ain’t nobody want to [deal] with you if they think you old.”

Tamara Palmer, author of “Country Fried Soul: Adventures of Dirty South Hip-Hop,” recalls an earlier time when rap names such as Grandmaster Flash or Grand Wizard Theodore often denoted age and wisdom. (The most notable exception being late '80s one hit wonder, Young MC.)

“Now people are caught up in projecting themselves as being youthful,” Palmer says. “It makes you wonder -- when Jeezy’s 50, is he still Young Jeezy?”

Palmer acknowledges that historically rap artists have used similar pseudonyms. One could compile a long list of variations: Lil (Lil Kim, Lil Cease, Lil Jon, Lil Scrappy, Lil Wayne) or Mac (Mac Dre, Mac Mall) or Big (Big Daddy Kane, Big Pun, Notorious B.I.G.). She says the name “borrowing” has more to do with market considerations than a lack of creativity.

“People are afraid to be too esoteric or ‘out there’ with their aliases, because they want to have a name that doesn’t scare away the masses,” Palmer adds. “Lil Wayne is not the most innovative moniker out there, for example, but he’s undoubtedly creative when it comes to his wordplay.”

Rodney Toole, 21, had to play around with his name before sticking with Young Hot Rod.

“Coming into the rap industry, I was actually Young Rod, a name I had since junior high,” says the Sacramento native who signed to 50 Cent’s G-Unit label in February. “We changed it to Hot Rod because there were too many Youngs in the industry, and with Young Buck being down in the crew.”

But to avoid copyright issues with another rock act called Hot Rod, he agreed to tack on Young.

“You’ll see Young Hot Rod in print and on the album cover,” he says, referring to his forthcoming debut, “Fastlane.”

“But I tell everyone to call me Hot Rod.”

His label mate Young Buck (born David Brown), 25, remains diplomatic about the whole trend. Like Jeezy, the Nashville MC earned his title from the older hustlers he ran with before his rap career took off.

“Rappers see us winning, and they grab hold of the Young cause they want to win,” says Buck, whose second solo disc, “Buck the World,” drops in November. “At the end of the day, it don’t get me upset. I’d almost sound wrong for checking a [fellow rapper] about his name. It ain’t that serious.”

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Essay 1277


Late-breaking nonsense in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• In 2004 Barack Obama’s political campaign included lurid sex charges involving a Hollywood hottie. Fortunately for Obama, the scandalous affairs belonged to opponent Jack Ryan and ex-wife Jeri (pictured above). Republican Ryan dropped out of the Senate race when details of his nasty divorce surfaced — including accusations that he tried to persuade his wife to get busy with strangers in European sex clubs. Ms. Ryan is currently appearing in the latest issue of FHM, which inspired this news item.

• Chicago alderwoman Dorothy Tillman wants to put the brakes on plans to privatize certain city parking facilities because it would involve doing business with Morgan Stanley Investment Management — a corporation with ties to slavery. Tillman has fiercely opposed associating with any company with slave trade episodes in its history. In Morgan Stanley’s case, Tillman insists the corporation lied when originally asked about its past. “J.P. Morgan would be nothing if it was not for Black folks. And they’re going to come here and pee in our face and tell us it’s raining? … Now, they got on suits and they think they can still step on Black folks 400 years later — and I say no,” declared Tillman. Maybe we should refer to the company as J. Pee Morgan.

• Tyra Banks’ latest stunt involved masquerading as a male rapper named Uncle Don. “I actually had a suit thing that went over me that made me have pecs and, like, a six-pack,” said Banks. Given the drama that often accompanies rappers, the suit hopefully included a bulletproof vest.

Essay 1276


Back again by unpopular demand — a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Hitler returned to Brooklyn, fighting for his right to freedom of expression. The student who dressed as Adolf Hitler for Halloween (see Essay 1273) held a press conference to whine about the disciplinary action taken against him — with his mommy at his side. He was taunted by hecklers shouting, “You’re pathetic!” “I’m not a Nazi. It’s a Halloween costume," cried the idiot. “People have taken it too seriously … I’m not going to go around and kill Jews or anything.” Yo, kid, folks know you’re not a Nazi. Time to realize you’re a moron.

• Big Tobacco won a ruling that will allow for the continued promotion of “light” and “low tar” cigarettes while appeals for an earlier judgment are reviewed. Guess the cigarette makers temporarily won their right to freedom of misleading expression.

Essay 1275


Visionaries would see no differences between this ad and the majority of minority diversity messages, and they would see it lacks greatness. Simply put, the ad sucks.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Essay 1274


The viewpoint above appeared in the latest issue of Advertising Age.

Essay 1273


Post-Halloween Hijinks in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A student attending Brooklyn’s Leon M. Goldstein High School (named after a prominent Jewish educator) sparked controversy by celebrating Halloween with an Adolf Hitler costume (pictured above). The school’s dean allegedly pulled the moron from class by saying, “Excuse me, fuhrer, can I talk to you for a minute?” The student was then taken to the administrator’s office and told, “Are you out of your mind, you idiot? … Consider yourself my prisoner of war.” It’s apparent that stupidity runs in the family, as the kid’s mother declared, “This is a matter of artistic free expression and a school not being stupid. … [The dean is] offended by a parody of Hitler — and he’s acting like Hitler.”

• A fraternity at John Hopkins University was suspended for staging a “Halloween in the Hood” party that drew protests from Black students. The online party invite instructed guests to don “regional clothing from our locale” including “bling bling ice ice, grills” and “hoochie hoops.” Maybe next year they can stage a “Duke Lacrosse Team” party instead.

Essay 1272


Folks from over 50 countries attended MegaFest in Atlanta, where they encountered a goodwill ambassador of international renown — the Pine-Sol Lady.