Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Essay 1329


By the book with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• O.J. Simpson is releasing a book that details “how he would have committed the murders if he were the one responsible,” according to his publisher. The acquitted lady-killer will also appear on television to discuss the book’s topic. Um, didn’t CourtTV already present all of this — during the actual trials?

• A lawsuit filed by a former housekeeper for Naomi Campbell says, “Rather than a ‘supermodel,’ [Campbell is] nothing more than a ‘violent super-bigot,’ [with] discriminatory tendencies against working people for which she must be held responsible.” The infamous diva has responded by recently donning a t-shirt that read, “Naomi Hit Me” on the front and “And I Loved It” on the other side. She has also appeared in commercials joking about her nasty streak. Campbell must be receiving tips from O.J.

• The Marine Reserves’ Toys for Tots program rejected a donation of talking Jesus dolls, balking over the item’s religious nature. A spokesman for the organization explained, “We can’t take a chance on sending a talking Jesus doll to a Jewish family or a Muslim family.” What would Jesus doll do?

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