Reckless jiving in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashed into a Wisconsin home. No one was injured, and the driver claimed she was trying to turn the vehicle around and accidentally lurched forward. Sounds like a bunch of baloney.
• The Illinois House wound up passing a resolution to honor the late Michael Jackson, although many of the lawmakers insist they didn’t even realize what they were voting on. If they’re not paying attention and passing Jacko resolutions, what else might these morons be approving?
• The Bay State Banner, Boston’s only Black-owned newspaper, is accepting a $200,000 bailout loan from the mayor to stay in business. The paper probably can also get financial support from the Illinois House, provided the measure is packaged with Jacko resolutions.
• A Seattle Starbucks will add booze to its menu, offering glasses of beer and wine. Can’t imagine what they’ll charge for a grande Pabst. And will the workers be called barmaidistas?
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