Tuesday, July 28, 2009
6970: Daily Dumps.
Toilet humor in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• Former Senator Larry Craig has opened a consulting firm focusing on energy issues. Client meetings will take place in airport toilet stalls.
• Michael Vick has been conditionally reinstated to the NFL, and might be allowed to play again by the sixth game of the regular season. Signing up the quarterback could turn into a real dogfight.
• Verizon announced plans to dump 8,000 landline workers. Can you fire me now? Good.