Sweat + Co is the latest self-absorbed enterprise shamelessly seeking to capitalize on COVID-19 with its Agencies Under Quarantine webinar series. Of course, there is an endless list of potential panelists, as self-absorbed adpeople are not only in abundance, but also virtually full of free time and bullshit. Given that the overwhelming majority of White advertising agencies are desperately dealing with pay cuts, furloughs, layoffs and dismissals—as well as dramatically downsizing and decimating—does anyone really have a single original thought to offer that might be helpful? Hey, that’s never stopped folks from pontificating in the past. Pathetic.