Sunday, July 30, 2006
Inconvenient truths in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• News reports show over 60 percent of the country is suffering from extraordinary dry or drought conditions. Which means Al Gore is celebrating the hottest sales ever for his movie and book.
• Mel Gibson is definitely not suffering from a drought, as the actor-director is still reeling from his DUI arrest. News reports show a drunken Gibson went on an anti-Semitic rant during the incident, screaming at a Jewish police officer, “The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world!” Maybe, but Gibson is responsible for directing most of the really bad movies in the world.
• Ford Motor Company is promoting its Fusion car by dropping 600,000 toy models into Kellogg’s cereal boxes. The automaker will follow up by dropping 30,000 employees. They’re gr-r-reat!