Friday, September 22, 2006

Essay 1113


A magically delicious MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The New York Post reported Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park in Ireland with a possible leprechaun theme. “Michael is deadly serious about this idea,” said an anonymous source. “He loves the whole idea of leprechauns and the magic and myths of Ireland.” Jacko probably intends to have the leprechaun characters played by young boys.

• A group of Black Republicans has sparked controversy by airing a radio spot that claims Democrats started the Ku Klux Klan and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was a Republican. So how come many Republicans opposed making Dr. King’s birthday a national holiday?

• The High Court in the Indian state of Kerala overturned a ban on Coca-Cola and Pepsi that stemmed from accusations the sodas contained high levels of pesticides. However, Kerala’s Chief Minister is seeking to reverse the decision and stated, “The court’s verdict quashing the Kerala government’s order is unfortunate and the government is exploring legal steps to take corrective measures to reinforce the ban.” In the meantime, Coke is exploring introducing Coke Black Flag and PoweRaid Sports Drink.

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