Saturday, June 16, 2007

Essay 4059

Weekend-O-MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Ronco Corporation, known for such products as the Veg-O-Matic and the Pocket Fisherman, has filed for bankruptcy. But wait, there’s more! Actually, there’s not much more.

• Forbes unveiled its “Celebrity 100 Power List,” and Oprah Winfrey topped the lineup with an estimated $260 million in earnings. You can buy a lot of Veg-O-Matics with that kind of money.

• Eddie Murphy has taken a DNA test to see if he’s the daddy of Melanie Brown’s (aka Scary Spice) 2-month-old daughter. Let’s see if Murphy ducks out after learning the results ala his Academy Awards appearance.

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