Friday, July 06, 2007

Essay 4148


Drive-thru shootings in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Burger King announced they will ban trans fats from menu items by the end of 2008, over one year later than most competitors. Guess the King thinks he’s, well, the King.

• Rich guy Nelson Peltz, already controlling fast feeder Arby’s, is seeking a takeover of burger joint Wendy’s, despite opposition from Wendy’s Chairman James Pickett. Let’s hope the takeover would lead to the elimination of the Wendy’s spots starring people wearing red wigs with pigtails.

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