Monday, July 30, 2007

Essay 4244


Word of the Day in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• New York City legislators are now seeking to symbolically ban “bitch” and “ho”—after already passing a resolution to stop the use of the N-word. The measures are not legally enforceable. As if we needed more reasons to arrest rappers.

• Music mogul Diddy is looking for a new assistant—literally. He’s only accepting video applications via YouTube. “It’s a new age, new time, new era,” said Diddy in a video clip. “Forget coming into the office and having a meeting with me and being all nervous. … What better job than that to have me scream at you, go crazy, keep you up at late hours, have you sleep-deprived?” In other words, he’s seeking a bitch or ho.

1 comment:

Alan Wolk said...

Think of all the harm that might have been caused if the legislators had not wasted precious hours of our time and money voting this law into action.