Monday, August 03, 2009

6985: Monday Night Goofballs.


Juicing the news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Lawyers for O.J. Simpson are trying to persuade a Nevada Supreme Court panel to release him from prison while the court reviews the man’s convictions. Simpson probably will use one of two arguments: 1) Hey, Michael Vick gets to play in the NFL again, or; 2) O.J. must hunt for Michael Jackson’s real killers.

• A New York entrepreneur is facing charges for running a Subway sandwich shop that also operated as a strip club at night. Imagine the $5 footlong promotions at this place.

• MGA Entertainment, current producer of Bratz, is launching a fresh batch of dolls as the company prepares to relinquish control of the Bratz figures to Mattel. The new line will be called Moxie Girlz. “We wanted to make the doll a reflection of the consumer herself, not lavish, expensive, material things,” said a MGA Entertainment executive. “The fashion is ‘everyday’ fashion as opposed to very lavish fashions.” Actually, they probably wanted to make the doll just to stay in business.

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