
Mad Men lead character
Don Draper once said, “If you don’t like what is being
said, then change the conversation.”
Wannabe Mad Men and Mad Women of the present era continue to
apply and execute the concept for diversity. That is, the dominating
majority—White men and White women—keep cunningly changing the DE&I
conversation, switching the focus in other directions to ultimately avoid
addressing the nettlesome true issue.
The COVID-19 pandemic and current events have served as
perfect covers, providing a variety of diversionary opportunities. What receives
more attention than racial and ethnic diversity in Adland? Here’s a review of
the latest people, places and things—which are being dubbed COVERT-19:
1. White
women This clan still
commands the lioness’ share of DE&I discussions—despite the inability of
White women to even hold long-term interest in their own cause.
2. White
LGBTQIA+ White people
show faux pride in supporting this group over racial and ethnic minorities.
3. White old
people Old White Guys and Gals rule—and rant like immature adolescents.
4. White
people with physical disabilities
Accessibility trumps inclusivity.
5. White
people representing neurodiversity
Um, never mind.
6. White
addicts Expect
Advertising Anonymous meetings soon.
7. Mental
health The way this has
moved ahead of racial and ethnic diversity is… depressing.
8. Sustainability Better to hug a tree than a minority.
9. COVID-19 The scoreboard reads COVID-19, BIPOC-0.
10. COVID-19
variants Think of these
as booster shots for exclusivity.
11. War in
Ukraine Any chance to
create scam ads inspires deceptive defenders of peace and justice.
12. Russian
withdrawal Hey, it
takes time to abandon Russian comrades—at least until there’s a possibility to
pitch new business.
13. Remote
working Need proof of
systemic racism? At the next agencywide Zoom gathering, mandate that everyone
turn on their video and see.
14. Return
to office Return to cultural
cluelessness too.
15. Chief
Diversity Officers Hire or promote one to sneakily boost diversity figures—without dramatically impacting the historical diversity deficit.
16. The
Great Resignation The
wave of resigning Whites presents a perfect time to bring in non-White
replacements without accusations of reverse racism. But don’t bet on anyone exploiting the
moment.
17. Psychological
safety Wow, now White
people don’t feel comfortable being around White people.
18. Metaverse Familiar with the 3D virtual worlds?
Doesn’t matter—it generates more interest than real, live people of color.
19. NFTs Oddly enough, Non-Fungible Tokens are
awarded greater respect than, well, regular tokens.
The conversation-changing
phenomenon deserves a new label. For now, go with COVERT-19—or Divershitty.