Essay 1238

Riding the subway of culture in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Here we go again. A California woman claimed to discover part of a human finger in her Subway sandwich. The local health department is investigating, while the restaurant manager — who was at the store when the accusing woman presented the alleged digit — disputes the charge. “It looked like a thick piece of fat,” said the manager. “It doesn’t look anything human to me.” A thick piece of fat? Isn’t that how the ladies used to refer to Jared?

• Rapper Fabolous has hired investigators to determine exactly what happened when he and his posse were attacked outside a Manhattan nightclub (see Essay 1228). It’s all part of an effort to clear the artist of weapons charges that stemmed from the incident. “He was shot,” said Fabolous’ lawyer. “I think that’s the classic definition of a victim.” Then again, he’s a rapper. That’s the classic definition of a bullet magnet.

• Charges were dropped against a 42-year-old California mom accused of driving her two teen kids and their pals around Silver Lake and Echo Park in an SUV so they could tag buildings and property. However, she was sentenced to 90 days for violating her probation stemming from a drug bust — plus, one son was given jail time and more for felony vandalism. Wonder if the local prison offers family plans.

• Afro-In Books, Miami’s only Black-owned bookstore, reopened in Liberty City after closing last December (see Essay 305). The store has been revamped to include a new kitchen and dining area. Visitors and residents are encouraged to support the business. Click on the essay title above to learn more.