Friday, October 27, 2006

Essay 1258


Strip, searches and more in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A former teacher’s aide from Indiana accused of stripping in a classroom full of students and touching herself in seductive ways was sentenced to 9 years in prison. The 28-year-old woman maintained her innocence throughout the sentencing and declared, “I still say that I’m innocent, regardless of what victims said I did. … I did nothing to those children and I still say that.” Sounds like a Clinton-style defense. The school will probably have to bring in special counselors to help the kids cope with the grief of losing this instructor.

• Snoop Dogg was busted at Burbank’s Bob Hope Airport for possessing a pistol and marijuana in his vehicle. Does Snoop ever travel without a gun and drugs? He probably refers to the reefer as a carry-on nickel bag.

• Hip Hoppers Prodigy and The Alchemist were busted in Chelsea for possessing a pistol in their vehicle. Given all the rappers and artists currently hawking vehicles in advertisements, maybe the automakers should start designing rides with gun racks.

• Supermodel Naomi Campbell visited with cops in London after her alleged involvement in a recent altercation. At this point, there are probably more photos of Campbell in police stations than fashion magazines.

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