Sunday, September 30, 2007

Essay 4529


From AdAge.com…

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Advertising Week Has No Excuse For Being Boring
An Ad Age Editorial

Advertising Week has hit a wall.

Each installment of Advertising Week has been a little better than the one before. In its second year, the organizers reduced the number of venues in order to contain the conference sprawl; in its third, they diminished the amount of attention given the icons. These moves haven’t done much to solve the event’s deep-seated identity crisis and excitement deficit, but, to the organizers’ credit, they’ve made one or two incremental improvements to an all-and-all messy affair each and every year.

Every year, that is, until this one.

The fourth time around for the ad business’ annual moment of celebration was a major disappointment, thanks to a completely uninspired agenda. It’s that simple. The series of panels were made up of the same topics and participants that make up the agenda of just about every other industry conference. Sure, the icons were properly reduced to a sideshow, but they were still somehow distractions. More important, there were no surprises and no must-sees among the rest of the program, just the nonstop babble of intelligence-insulting, soul-dampening, pulse-deadening conference speak that, in apparently unintentional ways, did more to throw a light on the industry’s problems than its opportunities. With the exception of a Brooklyn-based high school for advertising, the program yielded very little buzz. That’s curious for what’s essentially an industry PR event.

One panel, titled “The Grandmasters,” wherein “leading luminaries opine on the current and future state of the industry,” is a case in point. It featured a quintet of ad veterans who, doubtless, know a thing or two about a thing or two. Problem was, all these men were a) men, b) white, c) members of the ad establishment.

Now, this is a business that suffers from both a well-known lack of diversity and well-founded sense of anxiety about its relevance in the digital age. Is this the message the Advertising Week organizers really want to send about the future of the business?

The advertising industry can only benefit from an image that’s a lot less country club and little more Facebook. And that will help to change Advertising Week, simply by making it a demonstration of what advertising is when it’s at its best -- something a little bit exciting.

Essay 4528


Passing judgments in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas rips sexual-harassment accuser Anita Hill in his new autobiography, labeling her a mediocre employee and political pawn. Thomas goes on to call the infamous nationally televised hearings a “high-tech lynching” orchestrated “not by bigots in white robes but by left-wing zealots draped in flowing sanctimony.” According to Thomas, his adversaries employed “the age-old blunt instrument of accusing a black man of sexual misconduct.” Glad to see he’s been able to move on from the incidents of the past. Yo, Clarence, chill out with a pubic-hair-covered can of Coke.

• Prosecutors and lawyers for O.J. Simpson are scheduled to meet with a judge on Monday to arrange a preliminary hearing for the accused men. However, a preliminary hearing may not be held, as prosecutors are weighing the possibility of conducting a secret grand jury hearing to decide if there’s enough evidence to send things to District Court. Everyone is also probably trying to determine the best course of action to maximize CourtTV appearances.

• Jackie Chan proclaimed that he’s not a big fan of his Rush Hour movies. “When we finished filming [Rush Hour 1], I felt very disappointed because it was a movie I didn’t appreciate and I did not like the action scenes involved. I felt the style of action was too Americanized and I didn’t understand the American humor,” wrote Chan in a blog. “Nothing particularly exciting stood out that made [Rush Hour 3] special for me … I spent four months making this film and I still don’t fully understand the humor.” Chan admitted that he agreed to make the sequels after being offered an “irresistible” amount of loot. Guess he understands that American tradition just fine.

Essay 4527


From The New York Times…

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Disney Tolerates a Rap Parody of Its Critters. But Why?

By BROOKS BARNES

The Walt Disney Company has prospered by keeping an extra-tight leash on its animated critters. Publish a comic book depicting Mickey Mouse as a sadomasochistic smoker, as a group of underground cartoonists did in the 1970s, and prepare for a not-so-magical encounter with copyright lawyers.

So why is Disney tolerating YouTube videos that turn Bambi, Simba and Winnie the Pooh into rap stars? YouTube users started posting the videos, set to “Crank That (Soulja Boy)” by the rapper Soulja Boy, about five months ago.

The postings (called mash-ups) are made by editing together snippets of animated movies and TV shows. The finished products look like music videos in which the cartoon characters do the singing. As “Crank That” climbed the music charts over the summer — the song hit No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 this month — the videos started gaining in popularity and users edited together versions using characters owned by other big media companies. A version using clips taken from Nickelodeon’s “SpongeBob SquarePants” has been viewed more than seven million times.

Nickelodeon, part of Viacom, sees the humorous videos as fair use of its copyrighted content. “Our audiences can creatively mash video from our content as much and as often as they like,” said Dan Martinsen, a Nickelodeon spokesman. “By the way,” he added, “that was a very nice edit job by whoever did the SpongeBob mash.” (That laissez-faire reaction, it should be noted, comes from a company whose corporate parent has a $1 billion piracy lawsuit pending against Google, the owner of YouTube.)

Disney’s view is starkly different: any unauthorized use of Disney property is stealing. Still, the company picks its battles carefully. While it closely monitors the Web for infractions, Disney will not discuss how it evaluates potential cases of copyright infringement and declined to comment on the “Crank That” videos.

The fact that the postings have not been removed — YouTube regularly yanks videos that media companies identify as pirated material — highlights the situation mash-ups pose for media companies: are these videos parodies of cultural icons and thus protected under copyright law, or do they trample on intellectual property?

Anthony Falzone, a copyright expert at Stanford, said, “media companies have been fairly tolerant of Internet mash-ups and parodies so far. Wholesale piracy is a much bigger issue, so that is where they are focusing most of their efforts.”

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Essay 4526


From AdAge.com…

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Making Strides in Diversifying the Workplace

Talk at AAF’s Mosaic Awards Shows a Cautious Optimism for Change in Ad Industry

By Megan Mcilroy

NEW YORK (AdAge.com) -- Workplace diversity is a journey, not a destination, said the panelists at this year’s American Advertising Federation’s Diversity Achievement and Mosaic Awards.

“One of the key things about diversity is that it’s a progression,” said Constance Cannon Frazier, exec VP of the AAF’s Mosaic Center and Education Service. The AAF celebrated this year’s winners yesterday with two forums on diversity in the workplace and a luncheon in their honor, part of Advertising Week 2007.

In the morning panel, Rochelle Larkin Ford, associate professor of advertising and public relations at Howard University, presented preliminary findings on a diversity study underwritten by the Mosaic Center. The results, based on surveys and interviews with the AAF's most promising minority student honorees of 2007, advertising recruiters, human resources departments and C-suite executives from media and advertising companies and marketers, showed cautious optimism about diversity in the advertising industry.

While perceptions about inclusiveness and acceptance are changing, Ms. Ford found that a more holistic approach to is needed. She noted that while 87% of companies interviewed had diversity programs, only 12% were fully developed. The full results of the study will be released in February.

“We’re on the road, but we need to pay more attention,” Ms. Ford said.

This year’s winners, listed below, were honored at a luncheon later Wednesday afternoon.

Industry Career Achiever: Beatriz R. Perez, senior VP-integrated marketing Coca-Cola Co. North America
Industry Influential: Diego Scotti, VP-global advertising, American Express
Role Model: Madhu Malhan, minister of culture, Ogilvy
Trendsetter: Julius Pryor III, VP-global diversity, consumer and personal care group, Johnson & Johnson
Educator: Baruch College
Corporate Leader Agency: DDB Worldwide
Pioneers of Diversity: Tom Burrell, Founder, Burrell Communications Group, Earl Graves Sr., founder, chairman-CEO of Black Enterprise Magazine, John H. Johnson, founder Johnson Publishing Co.

Essay 4525


Legal briefs and other dirty laundry in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The New York Post reported the jury in the sexual harassment case involving New York Knicks president and coach Isiah Thomas may be leaning in favor of the plaintiff. The jury apparently sent a note to the judge asking for instructions “if the elements of the claim have been met.” Thomas is probably muttering, “Son of a bitch!”

• R. Kelly’s lawyers are attempting to keep an expert witness from testifying at the someday-to-be-held child pornography case. The witness, a developmental and forensic pediatrician, is slated to give expert opinion on the age of the girl in the infamous video based on behavioral cues. Additionally, the witness will note similarities between the vein patterns in the hands of the man in the video and those of R. Kelly. If the veins don’t fit, you must acquit.

• A jailed inmate who accused a former Los Angeles cop of being involved in the murder of rapper Notorious B.I.G. now says he lied about it, claiming his statements were part of a deal to receive a portion of any settlement from the city. In reference to his accusations, the inmate said, “It was a lie, and I’m ashamed of it.” Plus, he’ll probably receive more money by appearing on CourtTV to comment on his lies.

• Senator Larry Craig wound up being indirectly responsible for redesigning the toilet stalls at the Minneapolis Airport. Airport officials announced the walls between stalls will be lowered to prevent future incidents like the one Craig initiated… um, experienced. Guess we can add it to the senator’s political legacy.

Essay 4524


Someday your baby girl will grow up to be Chef Boyardee.

Essay 4523

From The Chicago Tribune…

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Giving soft bigotry a break

By Clarence Page

Does ignorance about race make you a racist? That boiling question bubbles at the heart of the controversy that Fox News star Bill O’Reilly’s kicked up with his poorly received compliments of black diners in a New York restaurant. My answer is, no, ignorance about race does not always make you a racist, but it can make you sound like one.

That’s O’Reilly’s problem. O’Reilly has been vilified recently by the liberal-leaning Web site Media Matters for America for insinuating how surprised he was to discover how (Gasp!) civilized black folks behaved while dining in Sylvia’s, one of (Double gasp!) Harlem’s best-known restaurants.

“I couldn’t get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia’s restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City,” he marveled. “I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it’s run by blacks, primarily black patronship.”

Yup, they had knives, forks and everything! Just like white folks!

“It was like going into an Italian restaurant in an all-white suburb in the sense of people [who] were sitting there,” he said, “and they were ordering and having fun. And there wasn’t any kind of craziness at all.”

Nope, no lap dancing, either.

“There wasn’t one person in Sylvia’s who was screaming, ‘M-F-er, I want more iced tea!’” O’Reilly said, sounding almost disappointed.

No, ignorance about race might not make you a racist. It only makes you ignorant. That’s why I think O’Reilly deserves a break. When someone is ignorant you should try to teach them. Instead, a lot of otherwise good-hearted, fair-minded and charitable people want to tar and feather O’Reilly.

Peace, people. I know O’Reilly. I’ve argued with him about various topics on his radio and TV shows. I relish a good “gotcha” moment against inflated egos as much as anyone does. But I also believe that this Sylvia’s kerfuffle is a bum rap.

You see, in the context of a later lengthy chat with author Juan Williams, a black National Public Radio reporter and Fox News commentator, O’Reilly wasn’t trying to sound racist. Quite the opposite, he actually was criticizing all of those white people who don’t personally know many black folks.

What O’Reilly doesn’t seem to understand is the weariness black Americans feel over constantly being compared to our community’s worst role models.

That’s a big reason why it seems curious that O’Reilly, after years of roiling up public outrage against raunchy gangsta rappers and other frightening figures, suddenly expresses what sounds like genuine surprise that some black people are not scary at all. At worst, O’Reilly appears to be afflicted with what President Bush calls “the soft bigotry of low expectations.”

But that’s OK. How else will O’Reilly, I or anybody else learn anything if we don’t make a few boneheaded mistakes once in a while? My greater fear than hearing O’Reilly talk himself into a politically incorrect hole is the silence of those afraid to say anything about race for fear of offending someone. We need more candid talk about race and class, not less.

Besides, look at his upbringing. Through no fault of his own, O’Reilly came from a socially and economically isolated background. He calls himself “working class” in his first book, “The O’Reilly Factor,” although compared with my factory laborer dad in Ohio, O’Reilly’s family was well-to-do. He grew up in white middle-class Levittown, on New York’s Long Island. Like other socially handicapped folks, O’Reilly is a product of his environment. To borrow a line from “West Side Story,” “He’s depraved on account of he’s deprived!” Liberals, of all people, should avoid blaming the victim.

Nevertheless, let’s give O’Reilly credit for trying to widen his horizons. It turns out, he was dining that night at Sylvia’s with Rev. Al Sharpton, who has made re-educating white folks his life’s work.

Does that dinner date surprise you? Who would guess that, after railing against Revs. Sharpton and Jesse Jackson as some sort of race hustlers and poverty pimps, O’Reilly would take the “A Train” up to Harlem to go cattin’ around with Rev. Al? Hey, that’s show biz. Don’t take it personally. Or seriously.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Essay 4522


Morning O.J. in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Polls show Blacks and Whites have different opinions about O.J. Simpson again. 70 percent of Whites think Simpson is guilty of the current charges against him, versus only 41 percent of Blacks feeling that way; plus, 73 percent of Whites think he’ll get a fair trial, versus only 36 percent of Blacks agreeing on the point. The percentages indicate that CourtTV will have one of its best seasons ever.

• O.J. Simpson’s girlfriend, Christie Prody, is clearly in the minority regarding her positions on Simpson’s innocence. “People need to know he hasn’t done anything wrong,” declared Prody. Hey, give him time, give him time.

• The Navy is reworking a 40-year-old barracks facility that currently looks like a swastika from high above. “We don’t want to be associated with something as symbolic and hateful as a swastika,” said a Navy spokesperson. Of course, they have no problem being heavily associated with hateful wars.

Essay 4521

Essay 4520


Handing out glass bottles of chocolate milk for Halloween is kinda scary.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Essay 4519


Episode 10 of AMC series Mad Men was devoid of any minority depictions—but there were a few semi-racist statements.

When discussing Oscar-winning movie The Apartment, Roger Sterling remarked about Shirley MacLaine’s character, “A White elevator operator?”

Later, Joan Holloway’s date made condescending comments about a Polish janitor.

Holloway also had to rebuff lesbian overtures from a girlfriend.

In a classic case of bad media planning, a commercial for quitting smoking with prescription medicine Chantix appeared during the show. Everyone who has suffered through even a single episode knows Mad Men is a weekly glorification of cigarette puffing. What dumb, White Pole was responsible for that media buy?

Essay 4518


Men behaving badly in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Isiah Thomas, testifying at the sexual harassment trial, sought to undo the PR damage sparked by his earlier commentary on calling women bitches (see Essay 4479). “It’s very offensive for any man, Black, White, green or purple, to call a woman a bitch,” declared Thomas, but claimed that if the man is White it “compounds the issue because now you have perceived racial undertones added to it.” Guess there would be extraterrestrial undertones for green or purple men.

• Bill O’Reilly fired back at the group that initially criticized him over remarks about a Black restaurant in New York (see Essay 4513). O’Reilly declared they “fabricated a racial controversy where none exists,” and he labeled the critics as “smear merchants.” Isn’t that pretty much O’Reilly’s job title?

• Sen. Larry Craig announced he will remain in office until a judge rules on his attempt to withdraw the infamous toilet-stall guilty plea (see Essay 4513). The senator originally said he would step down on September 30. Yo, Larry, it’s time to turn in your Senate bathroom key.

Essay 4517


The brief must have read: Depict every aspirational Latino male character imaginable.

Essay 4516

Essay 4515


Latinos will sell all of their worldly possessions for an Extra Value Meal.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Essay 4514


From The New York Times…

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Towns Rethink Laws Against Illegal Immigrants

By KEN BELSON and JILL P. CAPUZZO

RIVERSIDE, N.J. — A little more than a year ago, the Township Committee in this faded factory town became the first municipality in New Jersey to enact legislation penalizing anyone who employed or rented to an illegal immigrant.

Within months, hundreds, if not thousands, of recent immigrants from Brazil and other Latin American countries had fled. The noise, crowding and traffic that had accompanied their arrival over the past decade abated.

The law had worked. Perhaps, some said, too well.

With the departure of so many people, the local economy suffered. Hair salons, restaurants and corner shops that catered to the immigrants saw business plummet; several closed. Once-boarded-up storefronts downtown were boarded up again.

Meanwhile, the town was hit with two lawsuits challenging the law. Legal bills began to pile up, straining the town’s already tight budget. Suddenly, many people — including some who originally favored the law — started having second thoughts.

So last week, the town rescinded the ordinance, joining a small but growing list of municipalities nationwide that have begun rethinking such laws as their legal and economic consequences have become clearer.

“I don’t think people knew there would be such an economic burden,” said Mayor George Conard, who voted for the original ordinance. “A lot of people did not look three years out.”

[Click on the essay title above to read the full story.]

Essay 4513


Pleading innocent in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Sen. Larry Craig hopes to flush away his infamous toilet-stall guilty plea, as his lawyers will meet with a judge today. Perhaps he can have the plea revised to “guilty pleasure.” No word on whether the senator will seek to revise his contention that he’s not gay.

• Bill O’Reilly is catching heat for remarks he made about Sylvia’s, a Black restaurant in Harlem he recently visited. O’Reilly said, “I couldn’t get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia’s restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it’s run by Blacks, primarily Black patronship.” Sylvia’s staff probably thinks there was no difference between serving O’Reilly versus any other ignorant bigot in New York City.

• Nike is creating a shoe designed specifically for Native Americans. The Air Native N7 has a larger fit for Native Americans’ unique foot shape, plus a “culturally specific” look. The shoe will be available at assorted casinos nationwide. Just kidding.

Essay 4512


Allstate presents the stereotypical milestones in stereotypical fashion.

Essay 4511


From The New York Times…

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Hearing Focuses on Language and Violence in Rap Music

By JEFF LEEDS

What a difference a week makes.

Last week, the purveyors of rap music cheered as new CDs from Kanye West and 50 Cent burst onto the top of the Billboard chart. But on Tuesday, rap artists and entertainment executives found themselves fending off Congressional criticism that they exploit violence and sexism for profit.

In a hearing convened by Representative Bobby L. Rush, Democrat of Illinois, lawmakers asked music industry executives about their companies’ role in the production of explicit rap, at one point inviting them to read aloud from 50 Cent’s lyrics. The lawmakers also asked whether marketers were doing enough to shield young listeners from graphic content.

“This hearing is not anti-hip-hop,” said Mr. Rush, a former Black Panther who several years ago fought a challenge from a then little-known Barack Obama to hold on to his House seat. Still, he said, violence and degradation have “reduced too many of our youngsters to automatons, those who don’t recognize life, those who don’t value life.”

Mr. Rush, echoing comments of others on the panel, praised freedom of expression but asked the chief executives of two music companies whether they would consider a ban on certain words considered derogatory.

“We don’t think that banning expression is an appropriate approach,” said Edgar Bronfman Jr., chairman of the Warner Music Group. Tasteless language, he added, “is in the eye of the beholder.”

Under questioning, Mr. Bronfman and Doug Morris, chairman of the Universal Music Group, stood by the industry’s existing method of handling explicit content, including the voluntary labeling of graphic CDs with parental-advisory stickers. Though they defended the industry’s practices, Mr. Bronfman and Mr. Morris lamented that efforts to restrict young listeners’ access to explicit music had become futile amid the proliferation of copyrighted songs and videos online.

The hearing, before a House Energy and Commerce subcommittee, reflected the continuing debate that has swept the rap world since CBS fired Don Imus, the radio host, for making derogatory comments about the Rutgers women’s basketball team. Mr. Imus’s ouster prompted discussions about performers’ use of misogynous or violent language in songs and music videos.

All of that culminated in the hearing on Tuesday. It touched just lightly on the Imus case, in which a white radio host insulted black women. Instead, the spotlight fell on a panel of white executives defending music principally recorded by black men, and in some instances considered offensive to women. The focus was not only on record labels. Also questioned were executives from Viacom, the parent of MTV and BET; Radio One; and the video-game maker Take-Two Interactive Software.

At least one performer at the hearing told lawmakers that rap music had been unfairly singled out as a scapegoat for deeper social problems. “Gang violence was here before rap music,” said David Banner, a rapper who records for Universal Music and whose real name is Levell Crump. “I can admit that there are some problems in hip-hop, but it is only a reflection of what is taking place in our society. Hip-hop is sick because America is sick.”

A different note was sounded by Master P, previously a dominant force in rap, who has recently struggled to find a hit. Master P, whose real name is Percy Miller, said rap artists needed to consider how fans might be affected by their music. While societal woes contribute to violence and other problems, he said, “we are inflaming this problem by not being responsible.” He said he had devoted himself to producing cleaner music with positive messages.

Mr. Miller also apologized to “all the women out there,” and added, “I was honestly wrong.”

Essay 4510

Essay 4509


This drunk driving ad appeared in Latino publications. Wonder if there are Asian saki and Black malt liquor versions.

Essay 4508


Re: The commentary inspired by Alberto J. Ferrer’s latest perspective on forced stereotypes in minority advertising, which appeared under The Big Tent at AdAge.com (see Essay 4501).

Forgot to mention one additional culprit behind the rampant stereotyping in minority advertising: White adpeople—specifically, the folks running the White advertising agencies.

Sure, the preference is to label the White agencies as producers of “General Market” or “Mass Market” communications. But the overwhelming majority of the work ignores the complete and true audience, opting to predominately target Caucasian consumers instead.

If the self-proclaimed General Market/Mass Market agencies acknowledged the diverse cultures that make up the General Market/Mass Market, there might not be a need for segregated minority advertising. Of course, acknowledgement might be easier gained if there were employee diversity within the White agencies. Unfortunately, Madison Avenue has failed to make that happen for over 40 years. No reason to think change is coming soon.

The exclusive White agencies continue to churn out exclusively White messages. As a result, the minority shops must fill the voids, which often prompts all the players to overcompensate with overtly cultural—or stereotypical—imagery. (Plus, it doesn’t help when the minority shops are under-compensated in terms of budgets.)

Perhaps it’s time for clients to ask, “What’s Mass Market about it?” when presented with concepts from White agencies. Or better yet, the clients ought to be wondering why their White agencies are so White.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Essay 4507


The brief probably read: Latinos LOVE telenovelas.

Essay 4506


As if we needed more reasons to hate focus groups, check out the ads designed to sell them.


Touting the facilities like hotel accommodations is common.


Why, you can even enjoy a spa-like experience.


Forget roundtables and M&Ms—now conduct groups from 50,000 feet.


Looking for breakthrough advertising insights? Partner with research companies exhibiting clichéd advertising concepts.


Dealing with these guys is like trying to master a Rubik’s Cube.


The deeper insight here? Sex sells focus groups.


Deep thinking on the obvious is plentiful too.


Finally, you have to wonder how this ad would have fared in copy testing.

Essay 4505


Former heavyweight and heavy-breather in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Former New York Knicks intern Kathleen Decker (pictured above) testified that she had sex with Stephon Marbury, but it was consensual. “I was in control,” said Decker. Plaintiff Anucha Brown Sanders, who is suing the team and Isiah Thomas for sexual harassment, sought to show Decker had been pressured to romp with the baller, but Decker’s testimony contradicted any such claims. It did, however, indicate that Thomas should have spent less time pursuing Brown Sanders and more time with the team interns.

• Former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson pleaded guilty to drug possession and DUI charges from a traffic stop last year. Tyson faces up to four years in prison when he’s sentenced in November. Um, did anyone else think Tyson was already behind bars for some other offense?

Essay 4504

Essay 4503


This ad is over 50% bullshit.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Essay 4502


Fucking News and Jews in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• An intern (pictured above) who had sex with New York Knicks star Stephon Marbury is slated to testify in the sexual harassment suit aimed at the team and Isiah Thomas (see Essay 4484). The intern will probably admit the sex was consensual. Meanwhile, a Madison Square Garden executive testified that accuser Anucha Browne Sanders routinely used a lot of the same language she blasted Thomas for spewing. She allegedly referred to various team executives as “fucking bitch,” “fucking pussy” and “fucking buffoon.” Which are the nicknames fans designate for various Knicks starters.

• Google blocked an attempt to trademark “JewTube,” arguing the name is too close to their video site YouTube. A group that organizes events for Jewish singles sought to secure the name. Their back-up options probably include “Jewgle.”

Essay 4501


The Big Tent at AdAge.com presented another perspective from Alberto J. Ferrer, this time covering forced stereotypes in Latino marketing. MultiCultClassics chips in a few thoughts below too…

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Please Hold the Sombreros

Making Your Creative ‘More Hispanic,’ One Stereotype at a Time

By Alberto J. Ferrer

There has been a lot of debate on this blog (at least in my posts) about the issue of language. My point was that people should be able to communicate in the language of their choice -- and marketers should be able to communicate with them in that language -- without fear of reprisal. I’m grateful to all who weighed in with their opinions (on both sides of the issue).

Today I’d like to steer the discussion in a different direction. Let’s take the issue of culture versus language up a notch and explore “Hispanic-ness” as it relates to marketing.

Not too long ago, we presented some creative concepts to a client. The work was well-received and complimented, and we felt good about a job well done. That feeling soon changed.

A couple of days later, our client called to say that other colleagues, who were not present at the original meeting, had seen the creative. These clients felt that the work as “not Hispanic enough.” We were floored.

Mind you, the team working on this was 100% Hispanic (an issue for a later post), working from a Hispanic market-specific creative brief which was rooted in a Hispanic insight that resonated with the target. We felt the concepts were relevant, engaging, and on strategy.

Still, these other clients felt there was a sort of “Hispanic-ness” missing from the work. Our main clients were asking us, in essence, “What’s Hispanic about this?”

I’m sorry to say that this is actually not that uncommon in our industry. Clients, after all, have a general market agency that creates work for the mainstream market, and a Hispanic agency that does the work targeting Hispanics. They want the work to be the same, but different. While I touched on the strategic side of the matter in an earlier post, here I’ll address the nuances of execution.

When a client (usually non-Hispanic) makes a comment about lack of “Hispanic-ness,” generally he or she is referring to things like darker-skinned talent, louder and livelier music, environments that are less “high-end,” stereotypical cues like family, food, clothing, etc.

There’s a fine line here. It’s perfectly reasonable to expect that the music used in a commercial targeting Hispanics be one that deeply resonates with the target. It’s not reasonable, however, to expect that it will be lively and loud because Hispanics like Salsa music. Targeting what we show in a commercial or how we portray our talent is just smart marketing. Putting abuelita (grandma) in the creative just because Hispanics care deeply about family is just silly.

Hispanics run the gamut on many scales of identification or definition (for example: all types of skin color; different tastes in food, clothing, and music; all levels of income). Be careful not to take the easy (and wrong) way out that is “add a few stereotypes to make it Hispanic.” We’re not talking about instant pancake mix (just add water) here.

It goes back to basic marketing and targeting. Putting darker-skinned folks wearing Mexican sombreros dancing to loud music with a large group of family members in a modest home may fit the bill for a specific situation. It will not fit every situation.

Challenge yourselves and your agencies to deliver communications that effectively engage the Hispanic target consumer without resorting to the cheap, stereotypical, and often insulting cues that an uninformed marketer might conclude makes something “more Hispanic” while the consumer finds it irrelevant or even insulting.

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Ferrer’s perspective, while thoughtful and provocative, is hardly a new gripe in the world of minority advertising. In fact, the arguments are almost stereotypical at this point. TBT (The Big Tent) contributor Pepper Miller literally wrote a book titled, “What’s Black About It?” Frequent TBT comment poster Hadji Williams has covered the subject repeatedly. Of course, MultiCultClassics has spotlighted it too, beginning way back in Essay Eight. If there were more creative department representatives at TBT, the topic would have surfaced countless times already.

Ferrer claimed that when the client said the agency’s work “was not Hispanic enough,” he and his associates “were floored.” That’s probably an exaggeration. As Ferrer admits, this is not an uncommon phenomenon in the business. Ferrer was likely “floored” because the criticism hadn’t come up sooner. Sombreros may be standard in every production notes’ wardrobe section. Additionally, Ferrer’s agency reel possibly contains commercials with stereotypes—whether client-imposed or not.

But who’s really at fault for the global dilemma? Anyone familiar with minority advertising must grudgingly admit there’s no single source responsible for the cultural clichés so prevalent in the work. And there are more Catch-22’s than a Joseph Heller convention.

The stereotypical images were not always stereotypical. In fact, the multicultural agencies invented most of them. It may have started innocently enough. When minority representation in media was virtually non-existent, the multicultural shops unleashed relevant and authentic depictions of fill-in-the-minority life. Before you knew it, every advertiser wooing such audiences was requesting a family reunion/fiesta, basketball/soccer players, soul/salsa music, etc. The multicultural shops became victims of their own initial successes. (To be clear, while the above examples are Black- and Latino-focused, similar clichés could be identified for any minority segment imaginable.)

Today’s multicultural agency employees are not completely guiltless of continued wrongdoing. Plenty of them are totally willing to sell clichéd and contrived crap. But hey, the same bullshit occurs at White agencies too. One need only flip through popular magazines or watch prime-time television to witness stale, repetitive and insulting ideas. Our competitive industry, forever desperate to generate billable hours and retain accounts, has never been shy about appeasing clients—and to hell with integrity. To ultimately view multicultural agencies as equal to their White counterparts, we must be open to the reality that hacks lurk everywhere, not exclusively in the White agencies (however, White hacks far outnumber minority hacks).

Here’s another big problem: folks have difficulty separating cultural cues from racial and social issues. That is, the people behind minority advertising are extraordinarily paranoid about doing anything that could potentially lead to offended consumers staging public protests. As a result, the decision makers—on agency and client sides—will choose “safe” ideas that are tried and true. Plus, they’ll prefer to “honor” minorities by showing them as aspirational figures (e.g., hard-working, family-oriented, education-embracing, business-successful, tech-savvy, walking-on-water demigods). This inevitably births more clichés of ideal, iconic minorities.

Yes, clients are indisputably the top influencers of stereotypical advertising. They tend to fall into two camps: producing minority advertising for professional motives (i.e., it’s a business endeavor, the audience has proven to be profitable, etc.) or for political motives (i.e., it’s about satisfying minority-vendor quotas, fulfilling diversity goals, avoiding Jesse Jackson, etc.). The political clients are not inclined to rock the boat, and they usually display low interest in the creative concepts—and no interest in breakthrough thinking. They’re quick to suggest gospel choir events and telenovela promotions. Sadly, while the professional clients may proclaim their objectives are pure, they’ll also jump for gospel choirs and telenovelas.

It’s always peculiar to see clients hire agencies for their expertise, then dictate the content of the messages. While Ferrer blames “usually non-Hispanic” clients for the multicultural meddling, rest assured that minority clients are messed up too. In fact, minority clients running minority advertising may be the most blatant violators when it comes to pushing stereotypes, as many feel a heightened obligation to validate the efforts—and justify their jobs to their White peers.

There are infinite other factors igniting stereotypes in minority advertising. But as the opening remarks indicated, the arguments are becoming stereotypical. And we’re growing tired of perpetuating the problems.

Despite all the challenges, there are simple tactics for multicultural agencies to consider. First, don’t deliver stereotypical garbage. Strive to uncover fresh insights and dramatize the targeted benefits in outstanding ways. Granted, this requires that clients adequately fund research. Second, don’t hide from the “What’s fill-in-the-minority about it?” question. While it implies a concept must showcase overt cultural cues to gain approval, it can be repositioned. The inquiry should be, “Why will this concept strongly appeal to the fill-in-the-minority audience?” If the presentation answers that, you’ll be on the path to better solutions. Unless you honestly have a shitty client—or a caca client, for the Latino agencies.

Essay 4500

Essay 4499


Did the brief include an insight that Latino dogs are more prone to urinating indoors?

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Essay 4498


MultiCultClassics has always viewed the notion of an American melting pot as a crock, since all citizens tend to maintain their unique cultures. But here’s the classic Schoolhouse Rock rendition of The Great American Melting Pot. Click on the essay title above to view the animated feature via YouTube.

My grandmother came from Russia
A satchel on her knee,
My grandfather had his father’s cap
He brought from Italy.
They’d heard about a country
Where life might let them win,
They paid the fare to America
And there they melted in.

Lovely Lady Liberty
With her book of recipes
And the finest one she’s got
Is the great American melting pot.
The great American melting pot.

America was founded by the English,
But also by the Germans, Dutch, and French.
The principle still sticks;
Our heritage is mixed.
So any kid could be the president.

You simply melt right in,
It doesn’t matter what your skin.
It doesn’t matter where you’re from,
Or your religion, you jump right in
To the great American melting pot.
The great American melting pot.
Ooh, what a stew, red, white, and blue.

America was the New World
And Europe was the Old.
America was the land of hope,
Or so the legend told.
On steamboats by the millions,
In search of honest pay,
Those 19th-century immigrants sailed
To reach the U.S.A.

Lovely Lady Liberty
With her book of recipes
And the finest one she’s got
Is the great American melting pot
The great Anerican melting pot.
What good ingredients,
Liberty and immigrants.

They brought the country’s customs,
Their language and their ways.
They filled the factories, tilled the soil,
Helped build the U.S.A.
Go on and ask your grandma,
Hear what she has to tell
How great to be an American
And something else as well.

Lovely Lady Liberty
With her book of recipes
And the finest one she’s got
Is the great American melting pot
The great American melting pot.

The great American melting pot.
The great American melting pot.

Essay 4497


From AdAge.com…

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Why Diversity Remains Elusive

By Dale Buss

The Race for the Best and Brightest
The marketing industry and employee diversity ought to be a fantastic match. Advertising works the cutting edge of societal evolution, after all. And over the past generation, the expansion of ethnic populations has become one of the most powerful social and economic dynamics in America.

But this hasn’t been a groundbreaking relationship. Minority members accounted for 13.9% of total creative employment at the large agencies surveyed by the American Association of Advertising Agencies last year, up from 11.3% five years ago. Total minority employment at the agencies improved to only 20% from 18.2% in 2002.

“The industry doesn’t cast a wide enough net looking for talent,” says Ronald Owens, former VP-diversity inclusion at TMP Worldwide, a marketing-recruiting agency, and now an independent consultant.

Some marketing executives concede Mr. Owens is right. “As an industry, we’ve been more reactive rather than proactive about this,” says Bill McDonald, exec VP-brand strategy for Capital One.

Doctors, lawyers
At the same time, “Advertising hasn’t been at the forefront of [minorities’] minds as a career point,” says Peter Krivkovich, president-CEO of Cramer-Krasselt, Chicago. Moses Foster can explain that. “A huge part of our [African-American] population is the first generation to go to college,” says the president-CEO of West Cary Group, a new Richmond, Va.-based agency. “And if you tell your mom and dad, ‘I’m going into advertising to be a copywriter,’ they might rather you be a doctor or lawyer.”

How can the industry close the deal with minorities? The first thing is to realize that the benefits of doing so go far beyond meeting quotas -- and to understand that those advantages don’t stop with gleaning the insights a member of a given ethnic group might be able to provide about marketing to his or her family and friends.

“I want to work with other good designers who take their work seriously,” says Cheyney Robinson, an African-American who is a creative director at the Atlanta office of Avenue A/Razorfish. “It’s less about me being or specifically wanting to work with a person of color. Inherently, in making diversity important, agencies will have a better product.”

Other agency executives agree. “People from different backgrounds and cultures, speaking different languages, tend to have different creative talents,” says David Becker, president and co-founder of Philippe Becker Design in San Francisco.

Good resumes
Indeed, certain minorities may define one of today’s premium candidate pools. “The best résumés I’m seeing now are from foreigners; so during the last couple of years I’ve hired a lot of Indians, Pakistanis and other Asians who have come here for school and don’t want to go home,” says Beau Fraser, managing director of Gate Worldwide in New York.

The second priority is to work harder to bring in minorities and keep them. “It has to be a business imperative, and management needs to actively drive it,” says Laurence Boschetto, worldwide president-chief operating officer, DraftFCB, Chicago.

To improve its odds, DraftFCB emphasizes internal mentoring of ethnic staffers and external outreach to employees’ friends and at minority-dominated colleges. Partially as a result, Mr. Boschetto says, DraftFCB has women and minority members “at almost every level of management,” most of them homegrown.

Reaching out to minorities, Mr. McDonald says, is one big reason he makes a lot of speech and seminar appearances. That’s also why Mr. McDonald understood when Mr. Foster, the former interactive communications manager and head of Capital One’s creative shop, AT Capital One, decided it was time to leave.

Education
Mr. Foster founded West Cary Group in April and also has launched Remar (Reflections of the Marketplace), a program associated with Virginia Commonwealth University’s marketing department that is aimed at reaching minority high-school and college students.

“We want to demystify and take away the shroud,” Mr. Foster says, “show that this business is exciting and that you can make a good living at it.”

The 4A’s increased participation in its multicultural advertising-internship program to 150 collegians this year from about 100 last year and just 12 in the first year, 1973. And now the organization is pressing younger. “To be successful in identifying people of color, it needs to start before they get into college by making high-school students aware of advertising as a career,” says Angela Johnson Meadows, manager of the 4A’s diversity programs.

Essay 4496


Killjoys in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• As if we needed more news about O.J. Simpson, the New York Post reports of potentially violent episodes involving Simpson and part-time girlfriend Christie Prody (dubbed by the newspaper as a “Nicole look-alike”). About six weeks ago, Simpson confronted a man for allegedly sleeping with Prody and threatened, “Come over here. I’m going to fucking kill you.” You’d think at this point, O.J. might consider erasing the word “kill” from his vocabulary.

• To counter all the positive stories detailing how the Internet has helped spread the news and organize protests to support the Jena 6 families, there’s a nasty incident involving a White supremacist website. The website apparently listed the names and addresses of the Jena 6 teens and “essentially called for their lynching,” said an investigating FBI spokesperson. O.J. Simpson probably could have saved a lot of time and energy by posting his threats online too.

Essay 4495


Like a good Latino neighbor, State Farm is there on the soccer field.

Essay 4494


From The New York Times…

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How Do You Say ‘Got Milk’ en Español?

By CYNTHIA GORNEY

“That boy over there?” John Gallegos said. “Straddler. His mother is a Learner. She’s going to be talking to him in Spanish. Watch.”

Gallegos stood quietly, in the wide central part of a mall, pretending to look at nothing. The mother and son passed close by. She had dark red hair and was leaning on the boy’s arm; he was 14 or so, and in blue jeans. Gallegos was right. The mother was chatting amiably in Spanish. Gallegos tilted his head toward four teenagers shambling along. “Those kids? All Straddlers,” he said. “Well, the guy with his cap backwards — he might be a Navigator. He’s probably more English-media-consuming.”

The mall was in the city of Downey, which is part of Los Angeles. It was an ordinary California midrange shopping center: clean floors, Starbucks, hip apparel chains. Gallegos had come in to examine a clothing store he thought might become a new client. He’s a publicista an adman. He runs a 60-person agency called Grupo Gallegos in Long Beach. His agency wins awards for its commercials, which are funny, edgy and require translating into English when international judging committees study them. This particular week, in the middle of summer, Grupo Gallegos work was advertising leche, transporte de autobuses, pollo, ropa interior, servicio de Internet de alta velocidad, consultorios médicos, gimnasios and pilas that would be California Milk Processor Board milk, Crucero bus lines, Foster Farms chicken, Fruit of the Loom underwear, Comcast high-speed Internet service, Quick Health medical clinics, Bally fitness clubs and Energizer batteries, which the Gallegos people had decided to promote via a long-faced Mexican man who walks down the street explaining that as he has figured out that he’s immortal (scenes of him being mashed by a plummeting second-story sign, impaled on a spear in a museum, etc.), he requires an especially durable battery for his camera.

Grupo Gallegos advertising runs on Spanish-language television, Spanish radio, in Spanish magazine pages and on Spanish or bilingual Web sites. Some of these enterprises are housed in places you might expect them to be: New York, Miami, Los Angeles, Houston. Many are not. There’s full-time Spanish television broadcasting now in Anchorage; Salt Lake City; Little Rock, Ark.; Wichita Falls, Tex.; Indianapolis; Savannah, Ga.; Boston; Oklahoma City; Syracuse, N.Y.; and Minneapolis. The area encompassing Portland, Ore., now has 10 Spanish radio stations, while four years ago it had only 3. The July issue of ESPN Deportes, with Hugo Sánchez on the cover, had a Gallegos underwear ad inside; so did the gossip magazine ¡Mira!, with Angélica Rivera on the cover; and a People en Español with RBD on the cover; and a Men’s Health en Español, whose cover article promised that James Bond would show readers how to be an hombre de acción.

If the only name on that list that sounds familiar is Bond’s the others are, respectively, the Mexican national soccer team coach, a telenovela star and a wildly popular pop-music group then Gallegos is interested less in selling you products, since you are likely not Hispanic, than in pointing out the exploding spending power of the demographic that is. The estimate worked up by the Association of Hispanic Advertising Agencies for 2007 is $928 billion. Those are dollars spent inside this country by Hispanic consumers, American-born citizens as well as green-card residents and the undocumented, on things they want or need: batteries, iPods, laundry soap, lawn chairs, motor oil, Bulova watches, new-home loans, Volvos, takeout pizza, cellphones, power saws, swimming pools, deodorant, airline tickets and plasma TV’s. It’s $200 billion more than was spent two years ago. Propelled by continuous immigration and larger family size, the dual factors that are making the Hispanic population multiply faster than any other in the United States, the spending figure is expected to top a trillion dollars within the next three years.

In comparison with some of his colleagues in Hispanic advertising, in fact, John Gallegos runs a moderate-size shop. There are more than a hundred United States ad agencies, not including the publicistas in Puerto Rico, that now work almost exclusively in Spanish. The bigger Hispanic agencies have accounts like McDonald’s (Me encanta, which roughly translates to “I’m lovin’ it”), and Chevrolet (Súbete, “Get in”). Bounty’s slogan in English, “The quicker picker-upper,” appears in Spanish as Con Bounty sí puedes — “With Bounty, yes you can.” T-Mobile does Estamos juntos, “We’re all together.” Toyota does Avanza confiado, “Advance confidently.” Wal-Mart reportedly spends more than $60 million a year on reaching Hispanics, and for some years the Wal-Mart Spanish tag line, composed by a Houston agency called Lopez Negrete Communications, was Para su familia, de todo corazón. Siempre. Which lofted the blunt English “Low prices, always,” into a line enduring enough for a tombstone: “For your family, from the heart. Always.”

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Essay 4493


From The Chicago Sun-Times…

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E-mail and blogs rally support for accused La. teens

Without this computer savvy, the fate of six black Jena High School students might never have become a national cause celebre. As much as younger generations are criticized for being socially awkward -- spending too much time text-messaging and IMing -- they were inspired to make a road trip to Jena to march for a cause instead of passively clicking on an electronic petition. In this technically advanced era, even bigotry in small towns, like Jena, can’t hide from a community wired and without boundaries.

The youths’ online commentary kept alive details about the teens arrested and charged with attempted second-degree murder for beating up a white classmate at Jena High School in 2006. (That student, Justin Barker, was treated for a concussion and bruises, then attended a school function later that night.)

People wanted to know why a schoolyard fight had been elevated to criminal charges. They questioned why white students -- who incited the racially charged atmosphere months earlier by hanging nooses from a landmark shade tree traditionally used by whites -- were ultimately let off because school officials said the ropes were simply a joke.

“It should never have gotten to the point of going to court for second-degree murder,” said Tamikka Jackson, a Chicago State University student who made the 20-hour trek to Jena last week as part of a bus convoy.

Like many others who took the long trip, this was Jackson’s first foray into protesting. The case of the Jena 6 has aroused the passions of many who previously hadn’t exercised their support for civil rights.

As generations before them were energized by the fight for civil rights, women’s rights and anti-apartheid, these youths found their cause. It was a collective oh-no-they-didn’t moment.

So bus loads of regular folks -- the middle-aged, retired and the young -- rolled into Jena on Thursday to demand fair treatment for the black students. They came from as far as New York, Chicago, St. Louis, Miami, even Alaska. They packed their own food and toiletries so they wouldn’t contribute to the local economy.

“I just don’t feel comfortable standing up for something and not giving all I could,” said Charles Harrington, 23, of Chatham. “I didn’t have all the money in the world. I couldn’t go to court. But I could give my body, soul and spirit to show I’m behind it.”

The protest invites comparisons to the civil rights movement, but there are key differences. Jena protesters didn’t face water hoses and vicious dogs. And a court system that once perpetuated a racist bias now seems more inclined toward meting out justice.

The original charges have been reduced for four of the teens. A fifth was booked on sealed juvenile charges. The conviction of Mychal Bell, 17, was tossed out by a state appeals court. He was denied bail in juvenile court on Friday.

Chicagoans who made the drive to Louisiana say what happened in Jena could happen anywhere. The difference in an age of cell phone cameras, e-mail and the Internet is that, to paraphrase King, injustice anywhere really is injustice everywhere.

Essay 4492


From The Chicago Tribune…

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Emancipation Proclamation Draws Crowds

By JON GAMBRELL, Associated Press Writer

As she looked at the Emancipation Proclamation, Catherine Jewell-Gill recalled her days of picking cotton in Arkansas as a child and later becoming a teacher and principal.

Jewell-Gill was among more than 2,100 people who filed through the Clinton Library on Saturday to see the three-page document that declared the end to slavery. Jewell-Gill, 72, said having the document in Little Rock during the 50th anniversary of the desegregation of Central High School pulls history together.

“I think it coincides beautifully,” she said.

More than 10,000 people are expected to file past the proclamation during its four-day stay in the city, a rare trip outside the National Archive.

On Saturday, people came from as far away as California for a chance to look at the document’s cursive script and President Abraham Lincoln’s signature. The calligraphy drew Abby Loyd’s attention.

“I think it’s amazing,” said Loyd, 30, of Little Rock.

The proclamation, issued in the midst of the Civil War, comes as Little Rock celebrates the 50th anniversary of nine black students braving angry white crowds to attend classes at Central High. President Dwight D. Eisenhower dispatched federalized troops to protect the students and uphold the U.S. Supreme Court ruling that segregated schools are unconstitutional.

That history drew Martina Westmoreland and her husband and son from Pasadena, Calif., to Little Rock for the weekend.

“It’s exciting to be a part of this anniversary,” said Westmoreland, 62. “I’m also very much impressed with Little Rock itself. … I always think of civil rights as being a problematic period, but I like the way that Little Rock is saying it’s celebrating 50 years of integration.”

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Essay 4491


Girlfriend get-togethers in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Maureen McCormick, the actress who played Marcia on the Brady Bunch, is publishing a book that reveals she had a sexual relationship with co-star Eve Plumb, who played sister Jan. This story doesn’t really get interesting unless there’s a revelation of the ménage à trois with Ann B. Davis, who played Alice.

• Former O.J. Simpson prosecutor Marcia Clark is taking advantage of the latest hoopla, commenting on Simpson via various media outlets. “Just seeing him in court again, facing charges, I can’t believe it. It’s just surreal,” said Clark. “He skated on two murder charges … How did he manage to get himself back in trouble again? How stupid do you have to be?” This story doesn’t really get interesting unless Marcia Clark reveals a lesbian relationship with Marcia from the Brady Bunch.

• A PETA commercial featuring a nude Alicia Silverstone was rejected for airing in Houston, Texas. This story was never really interesting, but we figured blog visitors might enjoy the shot of a clothes-free and talent-free Silverstone.

Essay 4490


From The Los Angeles Times…

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L.A. to pay firefighter nearly $1.5 million
Mayor signs off on a deal in which Tennie Pierce will drop lawsuit claims and retire from the department.

By David Zahniser
Los Angeles Times Staff Writer

Averting a trial that could have revealed embarrassing details about hazing within the Los Angeles Fire Department, the City Council voted Friday to pay nearly $1.5 million to a black firefighter who was served a meal laced with dog food by his colleagues.

The agreement brought to a close a dispute that had caused racial division in the city, compelled Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa to impose his first veto and prompted the departure of the city’s longtime fire chief.

Firefighter Tennie Pierce had filed suit stemming from an incident in 2004 in which he was served a spaghetti dinner that secretly included dog food while he was on duty at Fire Station No. 5 in Westchester. Although some colleagues described it as a prank that played on the 6-foot-5 Pierce’s nickname, “Big Dog,” Pierce alleged racial discrimination.

The case originally was headed for trial Monday. A spokesman for City Atty. Rocky Delgadillo said the settlement reached Friday afternoon pushed the total cost of the case to $2.8 million once $1.3 million in legal expenses accumulated by the city since December are factored in. That is slightly more than the $2.7-million settlement offered by the council last year but rejected by Villaraigosa.

This time, the mayor gave his blessing to the deal with Pierce, a 19-year firefighter who lives in Cerritos. Hours after the council vote, Villaraigosa released a statement saying the decision “reduces the original settlement by nearly half while protecting Angelenos from further liability.”

[Click on the essay title above to read the full story.]

Essay 4489


Using children to sell muscle-building protein shakes is weak.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Essay 4488


Turnabout is fair play? Looks like advertisers are proceeding to lure the ladies with overt sexual appeals.

Essay 4487


Doggone news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Snoop Dogg pleaded guilty to a weapons charge stemming from an incident at a Los Angeles airport last year, when a police baton was found in his luggage. Snoop will serve 160 hours of community service, with three years of informal probation. However, the service cannot be fulfilled through work with gangs, kids or his nonprofit football league. Maybe he can use his baton and partner with police.

• Toymaker Mattel issued an apology to China for the recent product recalls. Mattel’s executive vice president for worldwide operations told a Chinese product safety chief, “…Mattel takes full responsibility for these recalls and apologizes personally to you, the Chinese people, and all of our customers who received the toys.” They then probably huddled to plot the introduction of the Snoop Dogg Police Baton® by Mattel.

• A New Jersey judge ruled that two students can wear buttons featuring Hitler to protest a school uniform policy. The students had been threatened with suspensions by the school, but now they’re free to protest as they wish. However, Snoop Dogg cannot work with the boys as part of his community service.

Essay 4486

Essay 4485


Perfectly asinine.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Essay 4484


Bailing and wailing in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• O.J. Simpson posted $125,000 bail and bailed out of Vegas, returning to his home in Florida. “It [treatment by Las Vegas jailers] was totally professional,” declared Simpson. Guess he’s starting to get experience in such matters.

• There’s more bitching in the New York Knicks sexual harassment case. Quotes attributed to star Stephon Marbury (directed toward an associate of alleged victim Anucha Browne Sanders) read as follows: “No one likes that Black bitch. … Fuck that Black bitch. She thinks she runs the Knicks. She don’t run shit. I sell the tickets around here, not her. I put people in seats. This is my team.” Knicks coach Isiah Thomas would probably think the statements weren’t that bad (see Essay 4479).

Essay 4483


From The Chicago Tribune…

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Racism in a small town

At the start of the 2006 school year, an African-American freshman at Jena High School in Louisiana asked if black students could sit under a large shade tree that was a gathering place for white students.

The school principal said yes. Three white kids, members of the school’s rodeo team, had other ideas. They expressed their displeasure by hanging three nooses from the tree, a potent reminder of lynchings in the South.

The principal recommended that the three white students be expelled. The superintendent, Roy Breithaupt, objected. “Adolescents play pranks,” he said. “I don’t think it was a threat against anybody.”

The students were handed three-day, in-school suspensions -- what you might expect for toilet-papering the school grounds.

It’s hard to believe anyone would consider what those kids did a “prank,” much less a school superintendent in the South. But Jena, La., is showing the nation that racism is alive and well.

African-American residents say that in Jena -- a former mill town of 3,000 people that’s 12 percent black and 85 percent white -- black people are always punished more severely than whites. Events in the last year seem to back up that claim. In November, when a young white man pulled a shotgun on three black students outside a convenience store, he got off scot-free, while the young black man who wrestled the gun away was charged with theft. After a schoolyard fight in December injured a white student -- he was well enough to attend a party later that evening -- six black students were charged with attempted murder.

“I think it’s safe to say some punishment has not been passed out fairly and evenly,” school board member Billy Wayne Fowler told National Public Radio in July. “I think probably blacks may have gotten a little tougher discipline through the years.” But, Fowler said, Jena “is not a bunch of bigots.” People there “wouldn’t mistreat anybody.”

Now the nation is paying attention to Jena, and look what has happened: The attempted murder charges have been reduced. A state appeals court vacated a conviction for second-degree battery against one of the black students involved in the incident.

Thousands of people are expected in Jena on Thursday for a massive protest against the treatment of the students, who have come to be known as the “Jena 6.”

It’s hard to say from Chicago just what, if anything, is appropriate punishment for the students, who could still face jail time.

But it’s easy, even from afar, to see why they and many other people in Jena and around the world think there was a slim chance they would have been treated fairly before the rest of the country started paying attention.

Essay 4482

Essay 4481


Viva Vitrix!

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Essay 4480


The AdColor Awards presented the official list of nominees. Overall, it’s a lot of the usual suspects. One surprise is NBA great Earvin “Magic” Johnson. We’re not exactly sure how Magic met the criteria, although he’ll inject some celebrity glitz at the gala extravaganza in November—provided he even shows up. It’s sobering to realize that most of the professionals listed in the “Legend” category are probably strangers to the majority of people in the advertising community.

As the contest sought to recognize individuals who have demonstrated outstanding achievements in diversity, it will be interesting to see how the victors qualified. The winners are slated to be announced October 8 via Advertising Age and the Adcolor™ website. Unfortunately, nominee Hadji Williams did not make the final cut—but he will receive a handsome Certificate of Nomination.

Essay 4479


Court jesters in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Looks like prosecutors are trying to make up for O.J. Simpson’s ability to elude guilty verdicts of the past, as they slapped him with 11 criminal counts for his role in an alleged robbery (see Essay 4475). Meanwhile, Simpson spent his third night in jail. CourtTV is probably gearing up for its greatest season ever.

• As expected, Isiah Thomas took criticism for his remarks regarding the degrees of nastiness associated with calling women bitches (see Essay 4475). “These actions are typical of a spoiled person that doesn’t have respect for women,” said City Councilman Leroy Comrie. Rev. Al Sharpton added, “I am unequivocally against a person of any race, color or creed calling a person a ‘nigger,’ ‘bitch,’ or ‘ho,’ and further, that no person regardless of his or her race, has the right to make misogynistic or sexist remarks against another person.” Sharpton has obviously never sat near the New York Knicks bench during games.

Essay 4478

Essay 4477


Hey, Shaft never needed anabolic steroids.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Essay 4476


Tiffany R. Warren posted the standard “Why minorities bail out of Mad Ave” perspective at AdAge.com’s The Big Tent. Click on the essay title above if you want to read it. More interesting is one response, posted by Cliff Franklin of FUSE advertising. Check it out…

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Tiffany, I think you are very accurate, as well as the comments by Evan. But let me give you a little deeper perspective. I have run my agency FUSE for over 10 years. I have been fortunate to have a decent run of success partnering with so-called general market agencies, being a so-called multicultural agency and picking up so-called general market work. I emphasize so-called because the industry has built in racist labels. What the hell is “general market”? This is all a bunch of crap off the top and the industry leaders know that this labeling is separatist and racist. And I do not care that people in the industry will scream like a 3-year-old when I say racist, but that is exactly what we are talking about…flat out racism.

Those young brothers and sisters are leaving the industry because they see the prime assignments and promotions that some of the mediocre talent in these agencies are receiving. They see and hear the negative inferences to “ethnic or multicultural marketing.” They see and hear the lack of budget consideration for the ethnic targets.

These young folks are not stupid. Yes, anywhere they go, they will face racism. But many are disgusted with some of the talent in these agencies. They see less educated, so-called creative folks make well into the six figures doing garbage work. And these are the same people giving them their performance review. And no one can argue that the majority of advertising today isn’t garbage. They see the same whack judges that I wouldn’t hire, voting on their peers in the award shows. They see the polarizing, “special” awards for multicultural agencies. They see the lack of production and media budgets that go along with multicultural assignments.

This is not subjective. This is fact. And any of the African American agencies and senior-level executives that have been in the game the last decade can testify to these facts. Any of the African Americans on the client side can testify to this. We need to quit giving the 4A’s and the AAF a pass when it comes to this subject. Yes, they have instituted programs. Yes, some brothers and sisters have benefited. But the strategy is flawed because it is based on making them feel good about what they are doing more so than benefiting minorities.

Go to fuseadvertising.com and see the “message from the black man” section. Tiffany, Evan and others, keep doing what you are doing. You are trying to make a difference every day and I support you. But we need some Molotov cocktails thrown in this industry. Everyone should be at the Power of Urban Radio in NY on Thursday. Why aren’t the so-called general market agencies in full attendance of that? Oh… “it’s an urban event.”

As I have challenged over the years, FUSE will crush any so-called general market agency in a head to head creative competition. Give me just half the production budget (normally, we get 1/8th). Give me half and watch us undress the darling of the industries. I give creative props to TBWA, Wieden and Goodby and that’s where it stops.


Cliff Franklin, FUSE
clifford@fuseadvertising.com, St. Louis, MO

Essay 4475


Bitching in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Outtakes from an audio recording of the alleged O.J. Simpson robbery included, “Don’t let nobody out this room. Motherfuckers! … Motherfucker, you think you can steal my shit? … You know this shit ain’t over with, though. It ain’t over with. I’ll fuck you, fucker.” If the tape’s legit, you’re in deep shit.

• New York Knicks coach Isiah Thomas presented unique perspectives during his trial, making distinctions between White men and Black men calling women bitches. Asked whether or not he would be offended if a Black man called a Black woman a bitch, Thomas replied, “Not as much. I’m sorry to say, I do make a distinction. A White male calling a Black female a bitch is highly offensive. That would have violated my code of conduct.” Somewhere in America, Don Imus is scratching his head.

• A new study showed one-third of men don’t wash their hands after using the restroom, versus only 12 percent of women. However, some men will wash their hands after murdering their ex-wife and companion, and will not be as offended at calling certain women bitches while doing so.

Essay 4474

Essay 4473


Silence of the Limbs.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Essay 4472


From Adweek.com, Tom Messner writes about advertising blogs—and even mentions HighJive! Check it out…

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Burned by Bloggers

By Tom Messner

NEW YORK Have you ever scrolled through any of the blogs devoted to the advertising business?

You should for your own self-interest: You never know when you will find yourself on the receiving end of venom, when your picture will pop up on someone’s blog.

Last February, I checked out www.gawker.com, not strictly an advertising site, but one that features, in between interesting, well-written N.Y.-centric posts about random news and gossip, Copyranter’s “Lies Well-Disguised,” a send-up of the McCann Erickson motto about what advertising should be: “Truth Well Told.”

This time Copyranter explicated a column I did for this publication about consumer-generated spots for Doritos during the Super Bowl.

“Tom Messner hides his uneasiness about consumer-generated content behind some weak snark,” Copyranter wrote. “… Messner is careful to belittle You as ‘You the Consumer’ every chance he gets. But other than to relay that he once worked for $1/hour at the Abacrombe Flag Factory on 11th and 44th St., I can’t find a fucking point in Messner’s 850-word mess.” Referring to my photo, Copyranter continued, “That’s Tom at right. He got rich & bloated with his own agency back in the go-go ‘80s thanks to sweet, sweet 15 percent compensation commissions.”

Forgetting the mangled facts and misreading of the ironies in the column, which completely sympathized with the 1,060 teams who competed to do the Super Bowl work, what struck me was the writing style. Copyranter’s own intro is a fine example of blog-speak: “94 years ago, liar H.K. McCann launched his NYC ad agency with the slogan ‘Truth Well Told.’ That was a big fat lie. Advertising copywriter Copyranter brings you instances of advertising lies and the lying liars who sell them.”

No, the blogging world is not a genteel one. Even Robert Bly, a successful direct response writer, bites at people in the ample space he gives himself via his blog on www.bly.com. He headlines one piece “Why I Don't Admire Jerry Della Femina.” As if Jerry was seeking such admiration or the world at large had advanced him for canonization. But since Bly is an effective copywriter, this personally directed post had, as of 4 p.m. on Sept. 12, generated 57 comments, including one ostensibly from Della Femina and another from a person with the nom de clavier “Ogilvy, Reeves and Webb Young.”

The option of anonymity on these blogs seems to loosen the tongue. The ubiquitous High Jive, who seems to pop up on every blog in creation, even displays his (her?) omnipresence by adopting three different styles, perhaps to fit the occasion or the question. He is sometimes scholarly, sometimes street tough, and sometimes he launches a one-liner just to wake up the conversation. I, on the other hand, sign my name so I can be attacked for stupidity or naivete, but not for pusillanimity.

My favorite site is www.adfreak.com.* The principal writers—Mark Dolliver, Tim Nudd, David Gianatasio, David Kiefaber and David Griner—and the simple graphics work best for me.

Some blogs are the work of one person, such as Toad Stool and AdScam. The latter belongs to George Parker, who describes the site as “a well-intentioned rant about the current state of Advertising, with particular emphasis on Big Dumb Agencies (BDA’s) because, no matter how bad you think it is, it’s actually a great deal worse! ‘Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill pail.’ George Orwell.”

That’s the defining thrust of most of the blogs. They remind me of the old Teheran Bar on West 44th, up the street from the Algonquin. It was the original blog. In 1971, copywriters, art directors, account people and media folks gathered there to order drinks and glom the free hors d'oeuvres. They spewed the same complaints about the same issues and many of the same agencies.

Not that all blogging is negative. Seth Godin’s, for one, seems to specialize in self-congratulation. “An amazing article,” factor1 writes, “I like how Seth isn’t offering a direct solution, but ideas for solution.” Or pixinet, who sums it up: “Excellent post.” Or rsh28630: “Clear insight as always from Seth Godin.”

No matter which blog you read, if you see a picture of yourself, be assured no one is about to shower you with compliments. If you don’t see a picture of yourself, be thankful. And move on to the Drudge Report.

Or go to www.ordinaryadvertising.com, put together by a reasonable idealist, Mark Silveira. Just as I was preparing to file this column, Mark e-mailed me this note:

“If this site of mine is ever going to accomplish its stated purpose of enlightening, cajoling, goading and otherwise bedeviling advertisers into seeing the manifest benefits of choosing and running extraordinary advertising, it’s going to need some help. I know lots of people, but not enough to prompt discussion, provoke debate and maybe make something happen. So I was hoping you might be willing to give me a hand.” Best I can do, Mark.

*Full disclosure: I hold no stock in Nielsen [Adweek’s parent company]; am an unsalaried but greatly rewarded with praise columnist for Adweek, and I just happen to find Adweek’s site the best for me. If it weren’t, I would say it sucks and move on.

Essay 4471


Two more online comments posted for Alberto J. Ferrer’s follow-up perspective under The Big Tent at AdAge.com…

Mary, you quote the great Henry Ford, who was an anti-Semite. Just great. —Charles Welch, New York, NY

In the end, the return of investment will determine if this trend will continue. Will Spanish-speaking people generate enough incremental income to justify marketing to them in their native language? And, equally important, will English-speaking Americans continue to reward these companies with their business, or will they look for alternative brands and companies to support? —Jim McGinn, Bonita Springs, FL

essay 4470


A daily recommended allowance of O.J. in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• O.J. Simpson was arrested on Sunday (see Essay 4467), slapped with multiple felony charges that could result in a prison sentence of up to 35 years for each count. The arrest stems from an armed robbery that took place in Las Vegas. Simpson is probably innocent in this case, as everyone knows his weapon of choice is a knife, not a gun.

• Of course, Fred Goldman could not refrain from commenting. “How wonderful,” declared Goldman on CBS’s “The Early Show” today. “A lot of years too late, however. I would have much preferred him found guilty of Ron and Nicole’s death and then put either to death or in jail then. But frankly to see him ultimately or potentially go to jail—that’s great.” Look for a second printing of “If I Did It” to feature an additional chapter.

• A number of cities are drafting legal proposals to ban low-slung, saggy pants. In Delcambre, Louisiana, the style can lead to a $500 fine and land you in jail for six months. Fortunately for O.J. Simpson, his trousers tend to fit properly. If the Dockers® fit, you must acquit.

Essay 4469

Essay 4468


This ad has overdeveloped body copy.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Essay 4467


Cops and robbers in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• O.J. Simpson continued to poo-poo all the hype surrounding the robbery incident in Las Vegas (see Essay 4464). “This whole thing is silly,” said Simpson. “They’re trying to make me look like a robber when all I was doing was taking stuff they’d stolen from me.” In a later interview, he remarked, “I’m O.J. Simpson. … How am I going to think that I’m going to rob somebody and get away with it?” Ummm…

• A cop in Columbus, Ohio, resigned after sparking controversy by posting videos on YouTube that dissed Blacks, Jews, illegal immigrants and more. In the videos, the cop and her sister refer to minority groups as “filthy” and blast Jews for abusing their roles in U.S. media and entertainment companies. “Clearly, with her conduct, she does not deserve to wear the badge or belong in the Division of Police,” said Mayor Michael Coleman. “We will not tolerate racist conduct by any employee, and will continue to work with residents and our police to build bridges of trust and cooperation.” The cop’s sister insisted the videos were made for laughs and “to reveal the truth about America.” In a sad and twisted way, they succeeded with the latter.

• A Black family was awarded $600,000 following a lawsuit charging that a White waiter at a St. Louis Denny’s restaurant discriminated against them in 2003. The waiter ignored the family and used racial slurs while serving them. He probably managed to land another gig at Cracker Barrel.

Essay 4466


Multicultural muscle marketing…?

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Essay 4465


One more online comment posted for Alberto J. Ferrer’s follow-up perspective under The Big Tent at AdAge.com…

As Alberto clearly stated, Mary Jessel from SF and L Lee from Louisville, it’s not that Hispanics can not or do not speak English—it’s that they shouldn’t have to choose not to speak Spanish. And why do you care if a company is marketing to them in English, Spanish, Chinese or Sign Language? In addition, Mary Jessel, you have a very interesting perspective on history—especially considering you live in San Francisco, a former Mexican and Spanish territory. Ever heard of the Treaty of Hidalgo? If any place is required to include bilingualism, specifically Spanish language, it’s California. Our government agreed to maintain both languages in those former territories after the Mexican-American War. Also, Alberto knows very well what it’s like for an English-speaking country to come and impose its language on another—he’s Puerto Rican, and Puerto Rico of course is a commonwealth of the U.S. Again, learn your history before you spout off your hate-filled rants against hardworking people who are simply trying to obtain the American Dream. —John-Paul Aguirre, New York, NY

Essay 4464


Bizarre tale unfolding in The New York Times…

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Sports Memorabilia Dealer Implicates O.J. Simpson in Hotel Room Robbery

By STEVE FRIESS

O.J. Simpson, the former football star who was acquitted of murdering his ex-wife, was under investigation Friday in what the police said might have been an armed robbery of sports memorabilia from a room at the Palace Station Hotel-Casino here.

Mr. Simpson denied that any crime had taken place. Instead, he told The Associated Press, he and some people he had met at a cocktail party staged a “sting operation” on Thursday night intended to retrieve memorabilia, including Mr. Simpson’s Hall of Fame certificate, from a dealer he said had stolen it.

Capt. James Dillon of the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department said that Mr. Simpson, 60, was cooperating with investigators and that charges, if any, would not come until at least Monday, after the Clark County district attorney’s office reviewed the case. The investigation “is in its infancy,” Captain Dillon said.

Captain Dillon would not describe the items involved other than to characterize them as “sports-related products.” Some, he said, were in police custody.

The dealer, Alfred Beardsley of Glendale, Calif., told detectives that Mr. Simpson and four other men, including two with guns, entered his room at the Palace Station around 8 p.m. Thursday and left with a trove of memorabilia including photographs and books signed by Mr. Simpson, lithographs of the San Francisco 49ers quarterback Joe Montana and Mr. Beardsley’s cellphone.

“I couldn’t believe it,” Mr. Beardsley told TMZ.com. “For him to come and do this sort of thing, I don’t know what’s wrong with O.J.”

Mr. Simpson gave a different account. He told The Associated Press that he and his acquaintances from the cocktail party went to Mr. Beardsley’s room pretending to be interested in buying the suit Mr. Simpson wore in court in 1995 when he was acquitted of the murders of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman. The group left with Mr. Simpson’s Hall of Fame certificate and a photo of J. Edgar Hoover, former Federal Bureau of Investigation director, among other items, Mr. Simpson said.

“Everybody knows this is stolen stuff,” Mr. Simpson was quoted as saying. “Not only wasn’t there a break-in, but Riccio came to the lobby and escorted us up to the room.” (The reference was to Tom Riccio, an auction house owner.)

“In any event,” Mr. Simpson was quoted as saying, “it’s stolen stuff that’s mine. Nobody was roughed up.”

[Click on the essay title above to read the full story.]

Essay 4463


Berry beautiful Bowels. Fantastically fruity Feces.

[MultiCultClassics often critiques questionable work created by multicultural advertising agencies. But the truth is, in terms of volume, percentages and any other measuring standard, the majority of lousy ideas are produced by White agencies. In the spirit of inclusion, this week MultiCultClassics spotlights some White ad trash.]

Essay 4462


Alberto J. Ferrer continues the discussion sparked by Spanish language direct mail at AdAge.com’s The Big Tent blog. The latest post is below, including three initial online responses…

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The Language Debate Heats Up
Reader Comments Revisited

By Alberto J. Ferrer

My previous post generated quite a lot of passionate reaction from many readers. Thanks to all who took the time to offer an opinion (or two).

There was strong presence of those who called themselves bigots as well as participation from those who would strive to set them straight. It was all very interesting and enlightening, as well as sobering.

They wrote about the history of this country, about colonization, about the new and old worlds, and about immigration. They wrote about culture and identity. All very interesting to me, but I want to re-focus on the core topic: language.

Why does a direct mail piece that had Spanish-language copy cause such a violent reaction?

Would any other language have caused the same passionate response?

No one really offered an opinion on that specific question. Is there something particularly offensive about Spanish?

I’d like to address some of the views posted by the readers. I’ll start with the first comment, by Jim McGinn from Bonita Springs, Fla. He feels that people who live in the U.S. should speak and read English.

From a marketing standpoint, they still may respond better to communications in their mother tongue. They may have an easier time with the language they’ve spoken for most of their lives. Smart marketers know that taking into account consumer preferences when marketing to them makes sense. That includes language preference.

Apart from this, I would respond that Hispanics by and large do want to be fluent in English. They want to take part in the U.S. culture. The flip side, however, is that they don't want to do that instead of Spanish but rather they seek to have both.

Another point of view is from prolific comment-poster Mary Jessel of San Francisco. She writes that Spanish is a threat to this country’s cultural heritage and warns marketers who “chase a Spanish-speaking dollar” that they will lose an “English-speaking dollar.” I felt this was particularly ignorant as what Mary calls the cultural heritage of the U.S. is in fact the collection of many different cultures. It is our diversity that makes our culture unique. Further, I hope that Mary changes her mind about the dollar-chasing. As more and more marketers wake up to the reality of multicultural marketing, Mary will find more and more dollars being invested by smart marketers in consumers who are more comfortable in a language other than English.

Peter Verkooijen from Brooklyn writes that he had to learn English to live in the U.S. and he doesn’t expect brands here to speak Dutch to him. He further asks why Hispanics would be exempted from learning English. Peter, the point is not that Hispanics are exempted from learning English. It is that speaking Spanish (or not speaking English) should not exempt them from being able to live and function in this country.

Mary from San Francisco later asserts that English is “our historical common language” going back 231 years. I find it convenient that she considers the country born in 1776 and ignores the fact that there were people here well before that and English wasn’t what they were speaking then. There is also the irony that we speak “English” as opposed to “American.”

All this got me thinking about my own life. I live in a multilingual household. My children will grow up speaking more than English. What will happen when I speak Spanish to my kids while in an elevator with other people? Will those around us think less of us? Will my kids be made to feel somehow different (lesser) because they speak more than one language?

There was enough opposition to the Spanish/bilingual point in my previous post that I can’t help but wonder what those folks would do if they were the ones in that elevator with me and my kids. Would they say something to us? And how does that apply to people who are bilingual or to people who speak English and another language other than Spanish?

That leads me to think that it’s not the language that bothers these people. It must be the culture. It must be that they look around and see the advances of other cultures in the U.S. (for example, the Hispanic culture) and they see that as an affront to their personal way of life. And what about non-Hispanics? What about blacks? Depending on their ethnic background, they may speak English (or not) as well as other languages. Asian Americans also may speak one or several different languages which may or may not include English.

What will it take for these people to realize that what makes this country great is the rich cultural fabric that is woven by the intersection of different ethnicities, cultures, languages, and points of view? What will it take to convince them to stop wallowing in their fear?

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I’m not afraid of Hispanics “taking over,” I’m annoyed with people who sneak into the country, take jobs that pay cash thus avoiding taxes and then use resources paid for by the tax system to which they do not contribute.

Yes, I am more offended by those who speak Spanish, not because of the culture or the language itself, but because the majority of people who don’t/won’t speak English, speak Spanish. I find it offensive that people work so hard to leave their country, but then bring it with them. I don’t care how many immigrants come to this country as long as they’re willing to follow the same rules the rest of us are asked to follow, and make an effort to speak English. As your Dutch reader pointed out, he had to learn to speak English, why shouldn't the Mexicans (and other Hispanics)? —L Lee, Louisville, KY

This debate seems to be fueled by ignorance and hate. Our country is great because of the fact we are diverse, not because we speak English. I believe most Spanish speaking individuals that come to the U.S. do learn to speak English, but let’s be honest, English is not the easiest language to pick up. Some need more time than others. I don’t believe there is a large population of Spanish speaking individuals that are actively refusing to learn English either. Everyone has the right to seek happiness and well being for themselves and their family, regardless of what language they speak. The fathers of our country made it a point to not have an official language. This country was founded in the spirit of freedom for all people. Most of the people who are offended by Spanish are simply racist. Nobody seems to be concerned with people actually from Spain—they’re too white. It’s the Mexicans (and other Hispanics) as L Lee puts it, that seem to be the problem. What scares me is that there is nothing stopping people like Mary and Mr. Lee from having children and spreading their hate and intolerance to future generations. —Adam Lenfest, Clearwater, FL

This is a rather weak and emotional response to the many good points that were made in the original thread. Alberto continues to ask why it is that English-speaking Americans resent Spanish out of all the other immigrant languages. Yet, actually several people already answered that question quite well: Alberto just doesn’t seem to want to accept what they wrote.

She writes that Spanish is a threat to this country’s cultural heritage and warns marketers who “chase a Spanish-speaking dollar” that they will lose an “English-speaking dollar.” I felt this was particularly ignorant as what Mary calls the cultural heritage of the U.S. is in fact the collection of many different cultures. It is our diversity that makes our culture unique. Further, I hope that Mary changes her mind about the dollar-chasing…

Mary from San Francisco later asserts that English is “our historical common language” going back 231 years. I find it convenient that she considers the country born in 1776 and ignores the fact that there were people here well before that and English wasn’t what they were speaking then. There is also the irony that we speak “English” as opposed to “American.”

Pt. #1 -- If you are telling your clients that Spanish signage in stores and the greatly despised “press one for English” isn’t losing them English-speaking dollars, you are simply not being honest with your clients. We ARE offended, and we DO avoid companies that are aggressive about pushing Spanish bilingualism on us, and we ARE a growing trend in the marketplace. It’s absurd to lecture about “accepting” something we don’t want just because it might interrupt your company’s revenue streams from “multi-cultural marketing.”

Pt. #2 -- English IS the common historical language of the nation now known as the United States of America. This is simply a fact; denying it is rather childish and insulting. (Somehow I suspect that Alberto wouldn’t like it much if English-speakers went to his country of origin and started rewriting ITS history to downgrade the role of Spanish in his own culture.) What Alberto wrote is tantamount to arguing that Microsoft isn’t a software company because there was once an apple farm on the land where Bill Gates decided to put the Microsoft headquarters -- untrue and insulting.

What will it take for these people to realize that what makes this country great is the rich cultural fabric that is woven by the intersection of different ethnicities, cultures, languages, and points of view? What will it take to convince them to stop wallowing in their fear?

Actually I am old enough to remember when assimilation, not “diversity,” was considered America’s greatest strength: we were actually taught this as children in our schools. (In the ‘70s there was a “Schoolhouse Rocks” TV cartoon commercial which illustrates this point quite nicely: The cartoon showed immigrants coming into the US from all over the world and jumping into a giant melting pot to be “melted” into Americans -- in other words, coming together to build a common NEW culture, not demanding to “keep” their old one.)

It’s just been in the last 20 years or so that assimilation has been de-emphasized in favor of the divisive and separatist “diversity” nonsense. For most of our nation’s history, assimilation was considered extremely important, and that included, above all, language assimilation. In the 1920s for example, Henry Ford used to sponsor English classes for his immigrant workers and when they graduated from the course, the workers would attend a little ceremony in which they changed out of their “Old World” clothes into new “American” clothes, to symbolize the completion of their assimilation into their new culture.

Americans simply do not want to live in a bilingual society; we don’t want the headaches, the expense, the conflicts and the separatism it has caused in countries like India, Belgium and Canada. 80 percent of us want English declared our official language (the other 20 percent are probably Hispanics -- no other ethnic group seems to be distressed by the fact that the US is an English-speaking country).

It’s naive to think that when something is forced on people that they don’t want, there won’t be a backlash. Spanish itself isn’t intrinsically a problem -- if it were German immigrants who were determined to change our country into a bilingual one, the anger and resistance would be directed at German instead of Spanish. —Mary Jessel, San Francisco, CA

Friday, September 14, 2007

Essay 4461


Thank God it’s O.J. in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Fred Goldman and his daughter Kim told Oprah that publishing O.J. Simpson’s “If I Did It” book is their way of punishing the man. “It’s sending him a message,” said Kim Goldman. “He put hours putting together this confession about how he killed Ron and Nicole, and he worked hard thinking he was going to make millions off of it. And we snatched it right out from under him.” Not convinced it took hours for Simpson to write the tome. 45 minutes tops.

• O.J. Simpson is under investigation for robbery at the Palace Station Casino in Las Vegas. The details are sketchy, but the incident happened Thursday evening and involved a hotel room break-in and sports memorabilia. O.J. is probably writing a book about it right now.

Essay 4460

Essay 4459


Hanging out with your best friend Midol. Yeah, that’s the perfect way to boost your popularity.

[MultiCultClassics often critiques questionable work created by multicultural advertising agencies. But the truth is, in terms of volume, percentages and any other measuring standard, the majority of lousy ideas are produced by White agencies. In the spirit of inclusion, this week MultiCultClassics spotlights some White ad trash.]

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Essay 4458


It took nine episodes, but AMC series Mad Men finally managed to acknowledge Latino culture. OK, it was only a scene where executives from Sterling Cooper watched a political campaign commercial with Jacqueline Kennedy speaking in Spanish.

That aside, the show remains a pile of caca.

Essay 4457


Have you tried to learn Photoshop® yet?

[MultiCultClassics often critiques questionable work created by multicultural advertising agencies. But the truth is, in terms of volume, percentages and any other measuring standard, the majority of lousy ideas are produced by White agencies. In the spirit of inclusion, this week MultiCultClassics spotlights some White ad trash.]

Essay 4456


Overreaction of the Week:
The Big Tent—AdAge.com’s blog that publishes perspectives from minority professionals—featured this banner ad.

Essay 4455


Ladies Fright Out in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Josie Smith-Malave, a former contestant on “Top Chef,” detailed an ugly gay-bashing experience. The openly gay woman (pictured above), her sister and a gay friend were attacked and beaten by an angry group of morons in Long Island about two weeks ago. Smith-Malave said, “I’ve never experienced something like that before, when you come face to face with people who are so angry.” Guess reality TV is still not as obscene as reality.

• At one point, sources claimed jail-bound rapper Foxy Brown was pregnant. But her manager announced, “…to the pregnancy rumors, this is the official statement: She is not pregnant.” All other negative statements related to the rapper are patently true.

• Rapper Remy Ma, already facing up to 25 years in the slammer for shooting a girlfriend in the stomach, is now looking at witness-tampering and gang-assault charges too. Get ready for a Foxy Brown-Remy Ma jailhouse concert on BET soon.

• Diddy’s in trouble again for advertising created to hype his designer fragrance, prompting speculation he’ll be forced to revise the work, as he toned down original Unforgivable ads. The spots show Diddy and model Jessica Gomez in various states of erotic play, and even MTV has indicated the network can’t run the stuff. Since when did MTV get a conscience? Can’t imagine Diddy’s work is any less obscene than Britney Spears’ performance at the Video Music Awards.

Essay 4454


From the Los Angeles Times…

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Not at home with English
A new census report says 43% in the state and 53% in L.A. speak a different language in their private lives.

By Anna Gorman and David Pierson
Los Angeles Times Staff Writers

Bienvenidos. Huan ying. Dobro pozhalovat.

In California, “welcome” is more of an international affair than ever -- with nearly 43% of residents speaking a language other than English at home, according to data released Wednesday by the U.S. Census Bureau. The trend was even more pronounced in Los Angeles, where more than 53% of residents speak another language at home.

Spanish is by far the most common, but Californians also converse in Korean, Thai, Russian, Hmong, Armenian and dozens of other languages.

The census numbers are likely to fuel a decades-long debate in California over immigrants continuing to use their native tongue. There have been battles over bilingual education, foreign-language ballots and English-only restrictions on business signs.

While immigration is the driving force for the state’s linguistic diversity, experts said people often speak another language out of choice rather than necessity.

Some do so to get ahead professionally, while others want to maintain connections with their homelands.

“In this century, there’s going to be so much interaction with China, economically, socially and culturally,” said Monterey Park real estate agent Lisa Yang, who insists on speaking Mandarin with her U.S.-born daughter, Melissa Hsu, even on the phone.

Yadira Quezada, 30, speaks mostly English at work, where she coordinates an after-school program for elementary students in Los Angeles.

But at home, she speaks only Spanish. She and her husband are fluent in English, but they don’t want their four sons to lose their Spanish or to sound like “gringos” when they speak it.

“When they say something in English, we act like we don’t understand,” Quezada said. “We say, ‘No entiendo.’”

But she acknowledges that the bilingual world her family has chosen -- mostly English during work and school, mostly Spanish at home -- can be confusing. “I am thinking in English and Spanish at the same time,” she said.

Because California has strong ties to Asia and Latin America, some language experts believe the loyalty to native tongues has advantages.

“It really represent huge assets for California in the global economy,” said Randy Capps, senior research associate at the Urban Institute, a think tank based in Washington, D.C.

The downside is that many people who speak other languages at home are not proficient in English -- making them more likely to earn low wages and live in poor neighborhoods, Capps said.

[Click on the essay title above to read the full story.]

Essay 4453


One more comment responding to Alberto J. Ferrer’s perspective posted under The Big Tent at AdAge.com (see Essay 4426)…

It’s telling how many English “native” speakers disavow this traumatic history of cultural conquest.

Gosh, Conchita, I didn’t know that the Spanish conquistadors didn’t wipe out any native cultures in Latin America! Thanks for the history lesson -- and to think I always thought that Mayan and Aztec were the native languages of Mexico, not Spanish!

Thus, many of these fears of losing our heritage are unfounded since America’s heritage IS THE MIX OF MANY. To most historians this has always been a strength.

Those providing “the mix” ALWAYS assimilated into the prevailing English-speaking culture. Until now, of course. Otherwise we would not have had a common culture that made us the superpower of the world in days past, but a fragmented, Balkanized one, the kind we are heading for today.

And we recognize what is AMERICAN, don’t we? So does the rest of the globe.

Yes indeed, and what is AMERICAN culture is said in ENGLISH. Elvis didn’t speak Spanish, and neither did Thomas Edison, FDR, William Faulkner or Marilyn Monroe. And of course, the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, the Gettysburg address, etc. were not written in Spanish either.

Once upon a time languages, cultural exchange, knowledge, and pluralism were cherished values by no less of a figure than Benjamin Franklin.

Franklin wrote about his fears of losing English-speaking American culture to German immigrants. Look it up for yourself. I’m sure he valued assimilation and the willingness of German immigrants to learn English. Fortunately, they WERE willing to assimilate and learn English, as were all other immigrant groups for 230 years, except for, well, you know…

Do we really want to live in a bubble of our own making, surrounded by border walls of cultural superiority and self-delusion? Don’t we see the inconsistency here, and the dangers?

We have always learned from other cultures. Keeping English as our common unifying language, which it has been for 231 years, doesn’t preclude that.

If we stifle our ability to engage, change and mix in our unique American way…

Our ability to do that depends on us all speaking a common language. Sorry you can’t see that. I guess no one bothered to check out what’s happening in Belgium these days.

Wow. You really showed me. Then again, I’d expect big words from a 200K household. Well done. —Bill Green, MTLB, NJ

I wasn’t bragging. Salaries are higher in California to make up for the higher cost of living. I was just pointing out that I have a lot of discretionary income, and marketers are turning their backs on that by offending me with their unpatriotic, Balkanizing marketing techniques.

Ignorance is the mother of all inaccuracies. Last night’s democratic debate on Univision (the “low point in the country’s history” as one reader called it) was not conducted in Spanish, but in English, with simultaneous translation available for Spanish-speaking viewers. For those of you who didn’t watch, Bill Richardson was actually reprimanded, twice, for attempting to speak his native language: Spanish. —Laura Martinez, New York city, NY

The questions were asked in Spanish and most of the participants had to wait for English translations in order to reply. Sounds like a very cumbersome process to me. No doubt, it would have been easier if the target audience had just accepted that English is the language of this country and endeavored to master it, as all other immigrant groups have for 231 years…

This should cause no more controversy than if a reference is made to the home state of a person and it is the wrong state. —Nils von Zelowitz, New York, NY

Umm, and who are you to tell English-speaking American consumers what they “should” and “shouldn’t” be offended by? The two situations are entirely different. One is a simple mistake and the other is a reminder of our historical common language being undermined and attacked by a culturally aggressive ethnic group, large numbers of which came here without our permission.

If you think it is not a problem, consider the following:

--Home Depot is currently suffering a massive sales meltdown. Many people like myself boycott Home Depot, although the boycott hasn’t been addressed in the MSM. Home Depot blames its miserable performance on the slowdown in home construction, but if they really believed that was the only case, why did they sponsor a recent campaign in which they invited consumers to tell them why Home Depot is being boycotted?

--A video called “Press One For English,” which outlines the anger that English-speaking Americans feel at what is happening to our language, has received more than five million hits since it was posted on YouTube a few months ago.

--If you look for them, you can find plenty of news reports of native-born English speaking Americans in civil service positions like schoolteacher, firefighter, police, etc., losing their jobs or losing out on a promotion because they don’t speak Spanish. Do you think that Hispanic non-assimilation is not an issue to such people? If you had just lost your job because you don’t speak Spanish, would you be happy if you opened up a direct mail letter addressed to you in that language? —Mary Jessel, San Francisco, CA

Essay 4452

Essay 4451


Being unable to send your child to college because you’ve amassed credit card debt on frivolous purchases like $510 birthday cakes: priceless.

[MultiCultClassics often critiques questionable work created by multicultural advertising agencies. But the truth is, in terms of volume, percentages and any other measuring standard, the majority of lousy ideas are produced by White agencies. In the spirit of inclusion, this week MultiCultClassics spotlights some White ad trash.]

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Essay 4450


The Evening News in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Kanye West accused MTV of taking advantage of Britney Spears by letting the out-of-shape singer present her clumsy performance at the Video Music Awards. “Man, they were just trying to get ratings, and they knew she wasn’t ready and they exploited her,” charged West. “They exploited her, they played me and I really don’t mess with MTV.” Spears, on the other hand, was a mess on MTV.

• Kia Vaughn, the Rutgers women’s basketball player who filed a lawsuit against shock jock Don Imus for his “nappy-headed hos” comment, withdrew the legal action. “Last week Kia Vaughn returned to Rutgers University to focus upon her academic pursuits as a journalism major and upon her basketball team,” said Vaughn’s lawyer. Wonder how long before Imus returns to the airwaves to focus upon his racist pursuits as a journalistic major jackass.

Essay 4449


From the Los Angeles Times…

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A Hart-felt commitment to racial peace

The Newhall high school where ethnic tensions erupted last year erects a monument to cultural diversity.

By Ann M. Simmons, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer

Determined that their school not be branded as racially intolerant, students and faculty at Newhall’s Hart High School dedicated a symbolic “peace pole” Tuesday aimed at affirming their respect for cultural diversity and their commitment to ethnic harmony.

The dedication of the 10-foot copper monument comes more than a year after a racially charged clash among students on the north Los Angeles County campus. Sheriff’s deputies in riot gear were called out to break up the fracas, arresting four teens.

Today, students acknowledge there are still problems at the school, but say there have been significant strides in race relations, creating a more positive environment.

“Our pole is a new way to express diversity in our community,” Jamie Long, a senior and a member of Hart’s Associated Student Body, told students, faculty and visitors gathered Tuesday in Hart’s central courtyard for the dedication. “It symbolizes our commitment to nonviolence on our campus.”

The William S. Hart Union School District has experienced several race-related problems in recent years. In February 2006, at least half a dozen students at Golden Valley High School were arrested following racial clashes. And in 2005, the parents of four African American students at Valencia High School sued the school district, alleging it failed to adequately address continued racial abuse and discrimination against their children. The plaintiffs received a $300,000 settlement.

Hart senior Tessa Sicotte-Kelly remembers the friction that permeated the 2,500-student campus in the months leading up to the April 2006 brawl. Whites, blacks and Latinos segregated themselves. Racial slurs were not uncommon.

“People were so separated,” recalled Sicotte-Kelly, 17. “It was insanely cliquey. And a lot of that was about race.”

While divisions still exist, Sicotte-Kelly said “there’s definitely less tension.” She and many other students who attended Tuesday’s ceremony wore a black T-shirt that read,
“No Haters Here.”

School district officials said Golden Valley and Valencia High have made strides toward embracing a culture of inclusion. But they said at Hart -- the Santa Clarita Valley’s most ethnically diverse school with a student population that is 57% white, 31% Latino, 6% Asian and 3% black -- that commitment has been taken a step further. The school has earned recognition from the county as a model for human relations.

Students have formed a group called Change of Hart where members from different racial backgrounds can talk through differences and devise solutions to problems. The group also brings in speakers on diversity and racial tolerance.

[Click on the essay title above to read the full story.]

Essay 4448


One more comment responding to Alberto J. Ferrer’s perspective posted under The Big Tent at AdAge.com (see Essay 4426)…

In an ideal world, immigrants would be able to seamlessly adapt and learn the host country’s language and traditions, and the host country’s citizens would be patient and learn something from them too--so they can all live and work together in peace. But we are far from UTOPIA.

At the earliest stages of the US, the new Utopian English colonies’ policies ended up obliterating many a cultural heritage of older “established” groups in this territory. There was a brief peaceful interlude, but then they saw a vast, rich territory for the taking. After the Dutch, French and even the Spanish, the continental English ended up the stronger, more technologically advanced FOREIGN culture that stuck. It’s telling how many English “native” speakers disavow this traumatic history of cultural conquest.

In present day, America is again the host country but now it is a firmly established world power. The bigger, technologically advanced nation. Thus, many of these fears of losing our heritage are unfounded since America’s heritage IS THE MIX OF MANY. To most historians this has always been a strength.

And American culture is alive and well, thank you. It is EXPORTED everywhere, quite effectively, and in the process edges out native long-standing traditions around the world. American culture absorbs from other cultures, like a sponge. Yet it also has amazing VIRAL qualities--unstoppable when it spreads. And we recognize what is AMERICAN, don’t we? So does the rest of the globe.

Indeed, when it is from here out to the world, we happily embrace, and in fact, DEMAND multiculturalism. Isn’t that what we want in Iraq, in Africa, in Bosnia? But when it is the other way around, some of our American citizens treat this communion and acceptance of other languages in a cultural or commercial context as if it was the plague. What paranoia is that, if we hear 2 Latinos talking Spanish in a Wal-Mart, or 2 Chinese ladies chatting in the Subway? Or God forbid, another language in our mailbox.

Do we really want to live in a bubble of our own making, surrounded by border walls of cultural superiority and self-delusion? Don’t we see the inconsistency here, and the dangers?

Look, the world is tiny and ultra connected today. There is no going back. We need to coexist, and the sooner we realize it the better we can plan for it so that our country can continue to flourish and be ready for dramatic changes ahead.

Once upon a time languages, cultural exchange, knowledge and pluralism were cherished values by no less of a figure than Benjamin Franklin. Many of our founders took many wondrous ideas of thought from the French and European thinkers of the time. Even then we could not afford to be an isolationist country.

If we stifle our ability to engage, change and mix in our unique American way… If we let these baser fears take hold of our governments, our companies and our neighborhoods… even of these discussions about marketing and selling products in a language that the actual target consumer might just feel better in--then we will self destruct and it will be by the terrorism of intolerance.

That is the real tyranny. —Conchita Funcia, Brooklyn, NY

Essay 4447

Essay 4446

Is there relief for ads like this?

[MultiCultClassics often critiques questionable work created by multicultural advertising agencies. But the truth is, in terms of volume, percentages and any other measuring standard, the majority of lousy ideas are produced by White agencies. In the spirit of inclusion, this week MultiCultClassics spotlights some White ad trash.]

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Essay 4445


From The Plain Dealer in Cleveland…

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Bill Cosby’s take on the problems in Cleveland, other cities

By Stan Donaldson, Plain Dealer Reporter

Bill Cosby has been imparting laughs and life lessons for decades, most notably as the voice of Fat Albert and as loving husband and father Dr. Cliff Huxtable on “The Cosby Show.” In recent years, the 70-year-old comedian has been making headlines for his controversial stances on parenting and poverty, particularly as they affect African Americans.

Plain Dealer reporter Stan Donaldson spoke with Cosby in July while reporting for the newspaper’s “Inequality of Life” series.

SD: What do you think about today’s young people?

BC: I liken the situation of today’s kids to a closet that has too much stuff inside of it. For some time, you have known the closet to be problematic because stuff is falling out. But instead of going in and cleaning it up, you keep trying to close it.

Well, today, I think we’ve come to a point where the door of the closet can’t be closed anymore. Pretty soon if you keep up the pattern of behavior, the door gets wider and wider and other things begin to come inside of the room … the violence, the love for things that shouldn’t be loved.

What I see from today’s kids is no love. No teaching. No respect. We are allowing CDs, BET, MTV and all of the rest of them to make our children feel good about animalistic behavior. That is insane.

SD: Please explain the behavior you are referring to.

BC: I think these children are being given misrepresentations of love due to a lack of parenting. That is why in lower-economic neighborhoods you often see children and young adults fall into a world of murder, drug dealing and anger. And I’m not just talking about blacks or kids in urban cities like [others] would have you believe. I am talking about all colors.

SD: How are the generations different?

BC: There was a day [when] people in this country didn’t have much, but they still had their pride. They had some fatback, some lima beans and it wasn’t much, but they were happy to eat. They respected women. They respected other people’s property. They wanted to work and knew if they kept at it, things would improve.

Now with the drugs, and with the way things are set up, it is a lot different.

SD: How do we fix the problems you mentioned?

BC: For me, it is education and a loving environment. But young people also need to know about responsibility. We need to ask parents what they think success is. We also need to teach children that education is the way to get out of whatever circumstances they come from.

When you talk about systemic problems, and systemic racism, I want people to know that if they strengthen themselves, they can fight systemic problems. Because of my color, I focus on areas where I grew up, and I am saying we beat racist people in Topeka, Kan., because we had people who were educated who were able to fight the legal system and the problems that affected them. You can’t beat systemic problems with street. It doesn’t work.

SD: In Cleveland, we’ve had a lot of problems with youth gangs and crime in the inner city. Are these problems unique to what you have seen in other cities in the U.S., where you have worked?

BC: In cities like Cleveland, Milwaukee, Philadelphia … places where the local government has no more slack to give, a lot of young geniuses are being lost. Young men and women are dying. People who could help strengthen the world so it could be a better place are being taken away because of senseless acts of violence.

Someone needs to wonder and be upset when a bullet whizzes through the air and hits a young girl who is just standing in front of her home to close the front door. Where is the outrage?

Most people in the United States take it upon themselves that they are Christians. They say Christ is in them and they are highly favored. Well, if Christ is in you, why is it lying dormant? Why are you not out here helping to reach these families and folks who need help?

If we focus on being strong-character people, we won’t have a generation that is afraid to be smart, afraid to be different, afraid to stand.

Essay 4444


Public embarrassment in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• According to documents filed on Monday, Sen. Larry Craig pleaded guilty in the airport sex sting to avoid being labeled as gay by his hometown newspaper. Weeks before the arrest, Craig denied being gay to editors at the Idaho Statesman. Although the paper never ran a story, Craig feared they might if they heard about his toilet stall fiasco. The senator’s lawyers wrote that “faced with the pressure of an aggressive interrogation and the consequences of public embarrassment, Senator Craig panicked and chose to plead to a crime he did not commit.” Well, it’s great to see that he managed to avoid public embarrassment.

Essay 4443

Essay 4442


This ad pollutes the media landscape.

[MultiCultClassics often critiques questionable work created by multicultural advertising agencies. But the truth is, in terms of volume, percentages and any other measuring standard, the majority of lousy ideas are produced by White agencies. In the spirit of inclusion, this week MultiCultClassics spotlights some White ad trash.]

Monday, September 10, 2007

Essay 4441


Even more comments responding to Alberto J. Ferrer’s perspective posted under The Big Tent at AdAge.com (see Essay 4426)…

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I’m Dutch and had to learn English to live here. I don’t expect brands in America to speak Dutch to me. Why should “Hispanics” be exempted from having to learn English? Yes, Spanish marketing annoys me, so I guess that makes me a bigot and a racist.

And D. Luria, you won’t hear me reclaim New Amsterdam for the Dutch. —Peter Verkooijen, Brooklyn, NY

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Wow, hot topic, isn’t it? But be cool, English-speaking people: multilingual direct marketing isn’t a threat for your “social unity and cultural heritage.” I understand that you prefer that people [living] in the USA speak English, but don’t take that to ridiculous terms. I mean, thanks to globalization, your culture and language are well known around the world. Everybody likes McDonald’s and wears Nike. So, take this as a little cultural exchange ;-) —Juan Carlos Ascanio, Caracas

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Mary, just a reminder. Don’t forget to TiVo the upcoming Democratic debate broadcast in Spanish. —Bill Green, MTLB, NJ

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Mary, just a reminder. Don’t forget to TiVo the upcoming Democratic debate broadcast in Spanish. —Bill Green, MTLB, NJ

Is that a triumphalist smirk? Pro-Spanish-speaking people are good at that, aren’t they? Never mind what’s good for our country, we only care about what’s good for our own ethnic group.

Yes, the Democratic debate in Spanish is a low point in this country’s history. We cannot exist half-Spanish-speaking and half-English-speaking, just as we couldn’t exist half-slave and half-free. Anybody who thinks differently, please take a look at what’s happening in “bilingual” Belgium right now. After 170 years as a nation, the Dutch-speaking North and the French-speaking South are on the verge of splitting up. Don’t come whining to me when it happens here too. Let’s hope Bill Green doesn’t have any investment property in the Southwest. —Mary Jessel, San Francisco, CA

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It seems to me that diversity makes our culture richer. Regardless of whether it is language and culture or both.

The violent reaction and aversion to Spanish language and indeed Hispanics is synonymous with a lack of interest in new ideas and thinking. This is the most dangerous thing of all. Complacency, lack of thinking, fear of change. —Nils von Zelowitz, New York, NY

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Ignorance is the mother of all inaccuracies. Last night’s Democratic debate on Univision (the “low point in the country’s history” as one reader called it) was not conducted in Spanish, but in English, with simultaneous translation available for Spanish-speaking viewers. For those of you who didn’t watch, Bill Richardson was actually reprimanded, twice, for attempting to speak his native language: Spanish. —Laura Martinez, New York City, NY

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Can’t we just get along, as the author questions? Apparently not.

Marketing is a science and an art. At times an imperfect science. At times a perfect art. And vice versa.

No one intends to irritate or anger customers or potential prospects. We simply strive to deliver a message that resonates with our audience. If the audience is more comfortable in a language other than English, is there really anything wrong with that?

This should cause no more controversy than if a reference is made to the home state of a person and it is the wrong state. —Nils von Zelowitz, New York, NY

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“Is that a triumphalist smirk?”

Wow. You really showed me. Then again, I’d expect big words from a 200K household. Well done. —Bill Green, MTLB, NJ

Essay 4440


The creative team responsible for this concept should check out the help wanted ads.

[MultiCultClassics often critiques questionable work created by multicultural advertising agencies. But the truth is, in terms of volume, percentages and any other measuring standard, the majority of lousy ideas are produced by White agencies. In the spirit of inclusion, this week MultiCultClassics spotlights some White ad trash.]

Essay 4439


In 2005, MultiCultClassics published a column by Stanley Crouch that spotlighted Callie Herd, a woman dedicated to providing college scholarship information for Black and Latino students.

Herd said, “What I’m doing is trying to educate them. It’s not that Blacks and Latinos don’t want to go to college or need scholarship money; they just don’t know what is going on. At the advice of my son, I started a blog to get past writing individual letters. That just about wore me out. But the blog reaches so many.”

“It is located at www.ctherd.blogspot.com. There are millions of dollars available, just waiting for those who know how to ask for them. … It’s all about knowing, and that’s all I’m trying to provide. Well-used knowledge is part of the solution.”

Herd has updated her blog with new internships, summer programs, scholarships, etc. Some of the deadlines are approaching.

Spread the word. Click on the essay title above to visit Herd’s blog.

Essay 4438


Guilty pleasures in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Sen. Larry Craig plans to file court documents today in order to withdraw his guilty plea in the infamous toilet stall arrest (see Essay 4419). Perhaps he’ll opt for not guilty by reason of horny insanity.

• A Georgia Mickey D’s employee spent a night in jail for serving a cop a hamburger that was too salty. The female worker claims she accidentally spilled salt on the burger meat, but the cop wasn’t buying it after allegedly getting sick from the sandwich. The worker was charged with reckless condiment, um, conduct.

Essay 4437

Essay 4436


Looks like O-Cel-O is introducing the iSponge.

[MultiCultClassics often critiques questionable work created by multicultural advertising agencies. But the truth is, in terms of volume, percentages and any other measuring standard, the majority of lousy ideas are produced by White agencies. In the spirit of inclusion, this week MultiCultClassics spotlights some White ad trash.]

Essay 4435


News of the U.S. Census Bureau awarding its estimated $250 million government account to DraftFCB warrants a few observations, as the story dovetails with other recent events.

Technically, it’s probably more accurate to say the real winner is not DraftFCB, but parent company IPG. After all, the U.S. Census Bureau is asking that 40 percent of the billings go to small businesses, including women- and minority-owned firms. Which means DraftFCB pockets roughly $150 million. But IPG shareholders aren’t too unhappy, as many (and perhaps all?) of the companies being given subcontractor status are in the IPG network.

According to Advertising Age, “The Census Bureau on Sept. 6 identified DraftFCB’s subcontractors as including DraftFCB, Puerto Rico; GlobalHue, New York: A to Sí, New York; IW Group, San Francisco; G&G, Albuquerque, N.M., and Billings, Mont.; Allied Media, Alexandria, Va.; Weber Shandwick, Minneapolis; Jack Morton, New York; Booz Allen Hamilton, Washington; the Marcom Group, Fairfax, Va.; and Zona Design, New York. Initiative Media will buy media. G&G, a Native American agency, is the only one of the group that is repeating from the 2000 Census.”

That’s a lot of shops grabbing for slices of the segmented $100 million pie. Guess it’s a decent start for the U.S. government, which has been doing a lousy job of distributing assignments. In fact, the Government Accountability Office released a report showing a paltry 5 percent of the government’s $4.3 billion ad-related spending went to small and minority firms (see Essays 4313 and 4333). Senator John Kerry remarked, “This report shines a spotlight on the federal government’s failure to make equal opportunity a reality, not just rhetoric.”

It would actually make sense for the subcontractors’ budgets to reflect the country’s demographic figures. That is, the Latino shop should receive at least 15 percent of the total $250 million, the Black shop can collect around 12 percent, etc. Of course, such logic typically escapes Madison Avenue. Given the tactics of DraftFCB, look for Howard Draft to try compensating the Native American agency with cases of Effen vodka.

Were any small or minority agencies considered for the lead role? As the Latino population continues to surge, surely a Latino shop should have a strong voice on the team, perhaps even quarterbacking the overall effort.

Oh, who are we kidding? The minority shops were undoubtedly packaged with the White-owned finalists. Meaning the victorious subcontractors benefited from being in a network versus legitimately competing for the prize—no offense to the winning small and minority firms.

But it does awkwardly segue to a different point: the lack of qualified minority shops. In the related story posted in Essay 4333, the president and chief executive officer of the National Black Chamber of Commerce noted the U.S. boasts about 50 Black-owned advertising agencies and 75 Latino-owned. You don’t have to work for the U.S. Census Bureau to realize those numbers are pretty appalling. Anyone could easily find over 50 White-owned agencies in every major market—or numerous minor markets, for that matter. Minority shops unattached to a holding company may be systematically eliminated from opportunities like the U.S. Census Bureau account.

Then again, perhaps this is what constitutes being a U.S. minority.

[Click on the essay title above to read Advertising Age’s story on the U.S. Census Bureau and DraftFCB.]

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Essay 4434



Never realized the mannequin business was so competitive.


Of course, sex sells mannequins.


There’s even multicultural mannequin advertising.


The people producing mannequin messages try to present cutting-edge concepts too.

Essay 4433


Weekend in Paris with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• When you care enough to sue the very best. Paris Hilton is suing Hallmark for using her image in a greeting card without permission (depicted above), charging the company with invasion of privacy. Funny, Hilton is usually invading the public’s space with her private moments—and her privates, for that matter.

• New York Knicks president and coach Isiah Thomas is going to court this week to face a sexual-harassment suit (see Essay 4332). The accuser charges Thomas once approached her and said, “I think you’re beautiful, and I’m in love with you. I know you think I’m inappropriate.” In his defense, Thomas insists he may have used the word love, “Maybe in a greeting of hello or goodbye but never to be ‘in love.’” Wonder if Thomas was ever involved in creating the old NBA tagline, “I love this game.”

• Actor and comedian Eddie Griffin was yanked from a stand-up performance for using the N-word too much. The comedy routine was part of an event sponsored by Black Enterprise magazine. A Black Enterprise spokesman said, “We believe that ending the performance was the appropriate action.” So the decision had nothing to do with the fact that Eddie Griffin is rarely funny?

Essay 4432


Earth to Hostess: Sorry, your snack cakes have not earned the right to sit alongside the fancy offerings on the restaurant dessert tray.

[MultiCultClassics often critiques questionable work created by multicultural advertising agencies. But the truth is, in terms of volume, percentages and any other measuring standard, the majority of lousy ideas are produced by White agencies. In the spirit of inclusion, this week MultiCultClassics spotlights some White ad trash.]

Essay 4431


From The Chicago Sun-Times…

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‘Hate’ crime – it’s not black or white but gray

People feel that the law’s application is hit and miss

BY MARY MITCHELL Sun-Times Columnist

If a white person spray paints a black person’s home with racist graffiti, that person will likely be charged with a hate crime.

However, if a black person assaults a white person, more than likely the hate crime law won’t come into play. That has led to the perception that prosecutors are reluctant to charge blacks with a crime that is ordinarily committed against them, rather than by them.

So when black teens are accused of assaulting a white person and police deem the crime “random violence,” for many whites there is a nagging perception that the system is biased against white victims.

What we really have is a tepid law that can’t help but set us up for disappointment.

In fact, the biggest problem with any hate crime law -- including the move to expand our national Hate Crime Law -- is that one can never really know what’s in another person’s heart.

We can, and we do, assume a lot of things.

But unless there is hard evidence that a criminal attacked a person because of his or her gender, race, sexual orientation, mental or physical disability, it is not likely that a cross-racial crime -- no matter how heinous -- is going to be charged as a hate crime.

No line on motives
According to the City of Chicago’s Human Relations Commission, 80 hate crimes were reported in the city in 2006. Thus far in 2007, 50 hate crimes have been reported. Since the Cook County state’s attorney’s office has to compile records from various sources -- a feat, I’m told, that could take days -- it is unclear how many hate crimes actually have been prosecuted.

The only hate-crime incident I found reported locally was one about the burglary of a North Side Jewish temple in June. That temple was previously vandalized with anti-Semitic graffiti. Also in June, a man filed a federal lawsuit claiming Chicago Police officers allegedly beat him because he is gay.

Although well-intended, the hate crime law fails to give us a view into the motives of the most heinous crimes, and thus fails to satisfy our desire to put hatemongers in a class by themselves.

When a person spray paints swastikas on a synagogue, or puts a burning cross in front of a black church, it rattles our collective civility. But many of us are appalled by cross-racial assaults like the one that occurred in the Beverly neighborhood last summer when 14-year-old Ryan Rusch was beaten by three African Americans.

Prosecutors argued at the time that designating the assault as a “hate crime” would not have enhanced the penalty, since the assailants had been charged with attempted murder.

While a hate crime charge automatically bumps a misdemeanor to a felony, charging someone with a hate crime who is already charged with a felony does not necessarily enhance the punishment.

For instance, one of the Rusch attackers, Micha Eatman, was acquitted on attempted murder, but convicted on charges of aggravated battery and robbery. He was sentenced to seven years in prison. Conviction of a first offense for a hate crime law carries a one- to three-year prison term.

Did ‘hate’ factor in Doan's death?
Still, charging this particular crime as a hate crime would have sent a strong message to other teens who think preying on white victims is some kind of joke.

The state’s attorney’s office is still investigating the July melee in Durkin Park that left one teen severely injured. Charges against a 15-year-old black teen who drove a car into a predominantly white and Hispanic crowd during that incident have also not been filed.

The controversial hate crime law came up again last week when the killing of Du Doan, a 62-year-old Asian fisherman, appeared to be a hate crime.

Doan was shoved into Montrose Harbor while he was fishing from the pier.

John J. Haley, 31, was charged with first-degree murder and aggravated battery in Doan’s death. Apparently, Haley had threatened another man, described as being Asian, earlier that same night. He also has been charged with pushing another fisherman into the lake on July 31. That man survived.

Although it was initially reported that all of the people victimized by Haley were Asian, an anonymous caller told me that the man who was catapulted into the harbor in the earlier incident was not Asian, but a white male.

That, of course, is little comfort to Du Doan’s widow and family.

Saturday, September 08, 2007

Essay 4430


A few more comments responding to Alberto J. Ferrer’s perspective posted under The Big Tent at AdAge.com (see Essay 4426), followed by a brief MultiCultClassics reply…

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“I complain because I believe the encroachment of Spanish is a direct threat to our nation’s social unity and cultural heritage.”

Am I the only person overwhelmed by the irony of this coming from a resident of San Francisco, a Spanish-named city founded by the Spanish in 1776? Perhaps I’m mistaken in thinking the cultural heritage of the single most populous state in the US somehow precedes its annexation to the US in 1848… but I don’t think so. —D. Luria, El Cajon, CA

D. Luria:

California has been English-speaking longer than it was Spanish-speaking. Yeah, we kept a few of the place names -- they were pretty. Big deal. If it were still part of Mexico (or Spain) do you think it would still be the world’s 7th largest economy? Neither Spain nor Mexico built the Golden Gate Bridge, Silicon Valley or Hollywood.

This is an English-speaking country. All other immigrants learned to speak English and accepted that the USA is an English-speaking country. We never had to “press one” for the Persians, Chinese or Poles. We hear a lot about Hispanic “pride.” Time to let advertisers know that we unhyphenated Americans have a lot of “pride” too. —Mary Jessel, San Francisco, CA

Anyways, the issue isn’t going to go away. The history of most bi-lingual countries isn’t particularly inspiring. —Mary Jessel, San Francisco, CA

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The comments from Mary Jessel are not surprising—and definitely not original—to folks in the advertising industry. Although let’s hope Jessel isn’t a member of our exclusive business, as there are already enough examples of biased thinking polluting the ad waters.

As a public service, here’s the stereotypical rebuttal:

One wonders how Jesselish people react when visiting San Francisco’s famous Chinatown. Bet there are strong opinions regarding the city’s GLBT community too. Jesselish people are also cautioned to avoid the Polish, German, Swedish, Russian, Korean, Jewish, Italian and other ethnic and cultural areas across the nation.

Plus, related commentary on this country would be incomplete without noting its original inhabitants did not speak English—you know, the Native Americans.

Of course, such observations are lost on Jesselish people, who are probably too busy drafting petitions to print English-only renditions of “E Pluribus Unum.”

Essay 4429


Crimes and punishments in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Foxy Brown was sentenced to a year in jail for probation-related violations. The judge declared, “I’m not going to give you any more chances. … I hope you turn your life around and never again have to stand in a court of law.” If Brown gets a Nicole Richie deal, she’ll be free in about a week.

• Former Duke lacrosse team prosecutor Mike Nifong left prison this morning after serving his one-day sentence. A small crowd of supporters cheered the disbarred lawyer. Nifong offered gratitude to the jail personnel “for the professionalism with which I was treated and the respect which I was shown.” Nifong can’t look forward to receiving much more of that outside of the slammer.

• Embattled Rep. William Jefferson accused the Justice Department of racial discrimination, arguing charges were filed against him in Virginia versus Washington in order to lessen the chance of finding Black jurors. Investigators originally found $90,000 stuffed in Jefferson’s refrigerator in Washington. No word yet if Jefferson has a Frigidaire® in Virginia.

• Countrywide Financial Corporation plans to cut up to 12,000 jobs. The terminations will probably happen countrywide.

Essay 4428


From The Chicago Tribune…

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What the Duke lacrosse case has taught us

By Clarence Page

When Mike Nifong reported to jail Friday to serve a 24-hour sentence in Durham, N.C., a small band of die-hard supporters carried signs that said, “We believe in your integrity and goodness.” I wonder if they believe in the tooth fairy too.

Every wicked man is right in his own eyes, the Book of Proverbs says. But that doesn’t mean that the rest of us should cheer him on.

Nifong is the former Durham County district attorney who brought the notoriously bogus rape case against three Duke University lacrosse team members, a rape case that turned out to have no rape.

In the end, the only person convicted of anything was Nifong. A breathtaking list of procedural abuses led to his disbarment, resignation and prosecution. The abuses included the withholding by his office of DNA evidence for more than nine months that proved the athletes’ innocence.

I hope Nifong spent his night in the pokey thinking about the young lives he ruined. I also hope he thought about the voters he flimflammed, along with a national audience, all so that he could be re-elected in his 40 percent black district and maximize his pension.

That narrative comes through with painful clarity in a new book, “Until Proven Innocent: Political Correctness and the Shameful Injustices of the Duke Lacrosse Rape Case,” co-authored by Stuart Taylor, a National Journal columnist and Newsweek contributor, and K.C. Johnson, a history professor at Brooklyn College and CUNY.

Nifong’s overreaching “may be the worst prosecutorial misconduct ever exposed while it was happening,” said Taylor, in an interview. Taylor was one of the early skeptics of Nifong’s case.

Like the case, the book offers a chilling portrait of how the criminal justice system can nail and punish the innocent. Usually the innocent are poor people who lack the money, connections or other resources to mount a proper defense. In its concluding chapters, the book recounts several striking examples of poor blacks and Hispanics, in particular, who were sent to Death Row but later released as a result of misconduct by prosecutors.

But it was the racial and socioeconomic lineup in the Duke case—upscale white male students accused by a poor black female stripper—that excited passions in a different ideological direction. Left-progressive activists, pundits and intellectuals allied with the prosecutor to steamroll over any presumption of the boys’ innocence.

For some petitioners and op-ed writers, the young jocks provided too convenient a target as symbols of white male hegemony, runaway testosterone and every other agenda that could be hung on them like tree ornaments. Voices as varied as The New York Times and CNN star Nancy Grace come in for a well-deserved skewering here.

Think about it. If any institutions should be engaged in the critical reasoning that it takes to analyze situations like these, weighing claims and counterclaims, and sorting out facts from rumors, it is the media and college professors. The university, of all places, should teach not only good ideas but also the rational thinking that leads one to a lifetime of producing good ideas.

In that spirit, it is important to note the solid journalism that did occur, even if it failed remarkably to have much of an impact during the months Nifong’s freight train surged ahead. Besides Taylor, there was Ed Bradley, the CBS reporter who died before the charges were dismissed, “60 Minutes” producer Michael Radutzky, and MSNBC’s Dan Abrams. Each courageously pursued the growing holes in the case, despite unsubstantiated countercharges by die-hard critics who would rather punish the messenger than listen to the uncomfortable facts.

“This entire experience has opened my eyes up to a tragic world of injustice I never knew existed,” said Reade Seligmann, one of the three accused Duke students. He and his teammates were fortunate to have the resources to fight back. Most defendants don’t. That’s all the more reason for those of us who believe in justice to scrupulously avoid pursuing personal agendas at the expense of the truth, no matter how much it may satisfy our preconceived notions.

Essay 4427


Waiting to exhale—projectile vomit.

Friday, September 07, 2007

Essay 4426


Another perspective from under The Big Tent at AdAge.com, followed by actual responses posted at the blog…

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Can’t We All Just Get Along?

Spanish Language Draws Ire of a Few Consumers. Why?

By Alberto J. Ferrer

Some time ago, one of our clients shared with us an issue they had with their Hispanic marketing efforts. Specifically, the issue was with language in direct-mail communications targeting Hispanics.

It turns out that a few consumers were upset about receiving direct-mail communications with Spanish-language copy.

We used the most advanced algorithms available in the market to identify Hispanics from within the broader universe of the rented lists. Because the model used data to infer ethnicity, we knew it would never be 100% correct. Therefore, we crafted our communications using both Spanish- and English-language copy.

We did that, among other reasons, to (a) not offend anyone, (b) engage Hispanics who preferred English to Spanish in their marketing communications, and (c) be able to address any non-Hispanics who were incorrectly identified as Hispanics by the algorithm.

As seasoned direct marketers, our clients are used to occasional consumer complaints and well-versed in how to manage them. This was different, however, and it became a hot-enough topic that we were asked how to address the situation. What was different?

Well, the consumers who complained were what I can politely describe as Hispano-phobes. Less politely I could call them ignorant, racist, bigots. These individuals also knew how to get to higher ups at the client company.

They had called or written to the CEO and CMO, and one of them even left a voicemail message for our senior client that was so laced with loathing and disdain for Hispanics that it was scary. The actual content of the complaints was similar: How dare we send mail to them with Spanish-language text? They’re not “Spanish” (or “Mexican,” no one used the term Latino or Hispanic) and resent being identified as such.

Further, we’re helping establish these undocumented immigrants who are taking jobs away from hardworking Americans.

In the immortal words of Rodney King, “Can’t we all just get along?”

I don’t know about you, but if I get a piece of mail targeting me as a Native American, for example, I simply assume it’s a mistake and discard it. Similarly, if I am watching television and see a commercial for denture cream that is clearly targeted at senior citizens, I just pay it no mind. Why were these folks so angry when they received a piece of communication with another language on it?

Is it because of Spanish? Would they react the same way if they received a mail piece written in English and French to target French Canadians? Why did these folks (from both red and blue states, by the way) feel compelled to contact the company? They could have simply thrown the mail piece in the nearest trashcan. Who are these people, anyway, and does our client really want them as customers? I’d love your thoughts on this.

Our recommendation to the client included purging these prospects from further mailings. Good riddance! However, the fact that in this day and age we still have reactions like that to something as innocuous as a direct-mail piece signals that we have a lot more work to do before we can call ourselves an inclusive society.

That incident was a reminder that, regardless of all that’s been done by my generation and those before it to make this country one of equality, a meritocracy open to those who work hard, the generation of my children and that of their children will have to keep at it.

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I am one of those “racist” bigots who complain about Spanish direct mail (and other forms of Spanish advertising). I complain because I believe the encroachment of Spanish is a direct threat to our nation’s social unity and cultural heritage. Whenever I get direct mail in Spanish I take a big black Sharpie marker and scrawl “ENGLISH IS OUR LANGUAGE” across it and mail it back to the offending company. I also boycott any stores that feature bilingual signage, which means shopping at a lot of established Mom and Pop stores, which are more expensive and less convenient, but so what? My country’s cultural heritage means more to me than a few extra dollars.

This may come as a surprise to someone who seems to make his living out of helping to destroy our cultural heritage by encouraging the proliferation of Spanish, but there are many English-speaking Americans who feel the same way as I do, and our numbers are growing. Marketers are going to find out very quickly that they can no longer count on us English-speaking “bigots” to lie down and accept cultural obliteration without a fight. They can no longer take us for granted. Sure, go ahead and chase that Spanish-speaking dollar. But do it at the risk of losing the English-speaking dollar. In my case, you’ve lost a consumer from a household with a 200K annual income. —Mary Jessel, San Francisco, CA

Perhaps you’re getting this reaction because people feel that those living in this country should be able to read and speak English. Is that too much to ask? —Jim Mcginn, Bonita Springs, FL

Essay 4425


Slams and slammers in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Nas slammed Bill O’Reilly after the old man criticized the rapper’s free concert for Virginia Tech students as an “abomination.” O’Reilly griped, “Having a rapper who trades in violence perform at Virginia Tech insults the [shooting] victims, the university and the entire commonwealth.” Nas declared, “He’s a racist. … Everybody has a marketing plan; his marketing plan is racism. … It just shows you what bloodsuckers do; they abuse something like the Virginia Tech [tragedy] for show ratings. You can’t talk to a person like that.” Bloodsucker. Marketing plan. Racist. Hey, O’Reilly ought to be on Madison Avenue.

• Former Duke lacrosse team prosecutor Mike Nifong reported to prison for his one-day sentence. Meanwhile, lawyers for the three players are threatening to sue Durham, North Carolina, for $30 million and reforms in the legal process. Looks like the experience has turned the players into bold defenders of justice.

Essay 4424


The latest episode of AMC series Mad Men presented two Black men—together in a single scene! The elevator attendant returned, joined in the car by a mop-pushing janitor. There was even brief dialogue, with the elevator attendant apologizing to Campbell for the delayed ride. Plus, the janitor spied Campbell and Peggy having sex in the office.

Later, Draper visited his mistress and partied with her dope-smoking friends. The hipster group included a Black woman. How edgy!

At an after-work gathering, agency employees squealed and twisted to Chubby Checker.

And to round out the diversity, art director Salvatore Romano rejected a gay romance.

MultiCultClassics proclaims AMC series Mad Men as “The Shit of the Year.”

Essay 4423

Essay 4422


Wish someone would drive this campaign off a cliff.

Essay 4421


The perspective below appeared under The Big Tent at AdAge.com. A brief MultiCultClassics response immediately follows…

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When It Comes to Diversity, Pain Means Gain

Slow Shifts Lead Only to Apathy

By Jonathon Feit

The most significant risk involved in addressing diversity is, of course, that someone, somewhere is going to be left out of the mix. It’s a rightful concern—one best mitigated by internalizing how truly vast is the field of racial, ethnic, religious, national, sexual and industrial orientations.

My fellow blogger Karl Carter has said that “the weight of the multicultural industry to a degree is on us. We have a responsibility to write from the heart and address what often doesn't get addressed in our industry.”

Yet the benefits putting diversity on a pedestal as an accomplishable ideal stretch far beyond the business community. As Carter continued, “They [at Advertising Age] have opened Pandora’s box now that industry has to seriously address diversity and it can’t ever be shut again. Our job, as I see it, is to keep the lid open and open a lot of eyes and minds.”

Last winter’s American Association of Advertising Agencies’ 2007 Media conference in Vegas featured a “novel” panel on diversity. MediaPost’s Wayne Friedman pointed out that “so obvious was the mass exit that a question for the panel came up in its regard—wondering how improvements could be made in the area of diversity if few people cared enough to hang around for discussion.”

I pointed out to Friedman that disregard for the 4A’s so-called “diversity” panel was rampant perhaps because the panel itself was a sham.

Now, I don’t care what color your skin is, but a panel featuring three black men and a Hispanic woman is not diverse. That’s a token panel, thrown together as an afterthought to satisfy the political-correctness checkbox on someone’s mental roster.

One would be hard-pressed to find anyone who discourages a robust discussion of diversity in media and related industries. After all, what downside is there (except to a bigot)? A greater cacophony of voices likely leads to creative new ideas.

But not everyone seems to agree that a lack of diversity warrants a fix. Another fellow blogger for Advertising Age, Arnold Worldwide’s Tiffany Warren, recently pointed to Wall Street Journal editorial page deputy editor Daniel Henninger’s declaration that diversity is dead. I don’t know Henninger personally, but I can’t imagine a fool who takes words lightly could have risen through the echelons of so venerable a newspaper.

More specifically, there remain disagreements about the nature of the necessary changes, how dramatic and how quickly to undertake them—where to begin. A reasonable expectation might call upon market forces to dictate diversity’s priorities, focusing first on the most easily incorporated groups (say, for example, the GLBT community) that really just require a change in perspective and movement toward tolerance.

Soon thereafter, the floodgates to all-inclusiveness will thrust open on their own.

Unfortunately for us all, such an assumption would be wrong, and utterly neglectful of the intellectual inertia that constantly befalls companies within the media-marketing orbit as they struggle with new markets and new technologies all at once. The cure for mental stagnation is usually a three-day complaint session (read: “conference”) and several rounds of golf, but some industry leaders (including the Meredith Corporation, one of the country’s largest publishers of women’s and shelter magazines) are taking control of the market cycle from idea to product to promotion in order to better know, represent, and cater to their consumers, in all their variety.

Shaunice Hawkins, over at the Magazine Publishers of America, is a case study of activism and passion melded seamlessly with the finesse at negotiating egos needed to make (and keep) friends in high places. She is a friend and trusted colleague.

But over many lunchtime debates I’ve learned that Hawkins ascribes to a strategy of gradual, evolutionary movement toward lofty, admirable diversity goals. Her method has the benefit of being relatively pain-free for the companies concerned. They like that. But the one attribute it lacks in spades, unfortunately, is ambition enough to force companies to bend or break the status quo.

Warren indicated that time is of the essence, lest diversity decline from collective objective to passé social trend. To avoid that fate, I—for one—will always prefer paradigm shifts that are stark, definite. Remember gym class? Pain brings gain, and confirms that change is meaningful and permanent, rather than mere appeasement.

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Feit’s opening line—“The most significant risk involved in addressing diversity is, of course, that someone, somewhere is going to be left out of the mix”—actually stumbles across a critical hurdle in the continuing saga. There already are key people being left out of the mix.

Leaders of minority shops remain conspicuously silent. They’re undoubtedly in the awkward position of being unable to speak openly and potentially alienate or anger clients.

Clients are also avoiding the discussions. Indeed, many clients are perpetuating the dilemma by segregating the minority shops and demanding stereotypical work.

Yet the biggest absentees are White adpeople. After all, how can the problems be addressed without proactive participation from the ruling majority?

Feit insists “the 4A’s ‘diversity’ panel… was a sham.” Ironically, The Big Tent may be as well, with its predominately minority contributors potentially preaching to the converted—versus including fully diverse voices to ultimately convert the sinners.

Essay 4420


Q. Why are there so many straws?
A. Because the idea really sucks.

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Essay 4419


Rocking and rolling with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Rock and roll will never die. Rock stars, however, are another story. Researchers at Liverpool John Moores University produced a study showing rock stars and celebrities are twice as likely to meet an early death than regular folks. Bet the researchers were just a bunch of groupies looking to party with the band.

• Rock and roll will never die. And it looks like R. Kelly will never go to trial over child pornography charges. The court date has been postponed again. At this rate, the child Kelly allegedly abused will be an AARP member when the trial begins.

• Crock and roll will never die. Sen. Larry Craig sought to have the ethics charges against him dropped, but the Senate Ethics committee rejected the request. Craig is also trying to have his guilty plea stemming from an airport sex sting bust withdrawn (see Essay 4413). Craig must think he’s a rock star—or R. Kelly at least.

Essay 4418

Essay 4417


This campaign is the cheesiest.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Essay 4416


Watching paint dry in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Mattel recalled 800,000 Chinese-made toys for excessive amounts of lead paint. It’s the third recall for the toymaker this summer. Maybe they should introduce a toy lead painter’s kit.

• Jerry Lewis is backpedaling over an anti-gay comment he made during his annual telethon. While performing a freestyle ramble with a cameraman, Lewis joked, “Oh, your family has come to see you. … You remember Bart, your older son. … Jesse, the illiterate faggot.” Lewis later said, “I apologize to anyone who was offended. … Everyone who knows me understands that I hold no prejudices in this regard. That something like this would distract from the true purpose of the telethon pains me deeply.” Next year’s telethon celebrity lineup will include Isaiah Washington and Sen. Larry Craig.

Essay 4415

Essay 4414


These Goodwrench ads are not good.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Essay 4413


Squeezing the Charmin in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The children of Sen. Larry Craig appeared on “Good Morning, America” to defend their dad (pictured above). “He was a victim of circumstance, in the wrong place at the wrong time,” said son Michael Craig. “It was tough standing next to him, but we are family and we stay together through good times and bad. … We know who he is and we stand behind him.” Just don’t stand in the toilet stall beside him.

• A spokesman for Sen. Larry Craig said the decision to resign is not a sure thing. “It’s not such a foregone conclusion anymore, that the only thing he could do was resign,” said the spokesman. “We’re still preparing as if Senator Craig will resign Sept. 30, but the outcome of the legal case in Minnesota and the ethics investigation will have an impact on whether we’re able to stay in the fight—and stay in the Senate.” Sounds like a (toilet) stall tactic.

Essay 4412


Studying the news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A new study shows 50 percent of parents with obese children don’t realize their kids are too heavy. Many parents are apparently in denial, unwilling to change their own eating and exercise routines. “It’s usually a dietary and lifestyle issue. It’s very difficult for parents to confront their own food issues,” said an expert. In other words, your kid may look normal-sized if you’re a blimp yourself.

• A new study of men and women in Munich, Germany, showed men are more likely to choose a mate based on looks. Duh. Wonder if fat men were also attracted to fat women, yet didn’t realize the women were overweight.

Essay 4411


From The New York Daily News…

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A cautionary tale on the dangers of never growing up

By Stanley Crouch

There are many things attached to the horror story of star NFL quarterback Michael Vick participating in the barbaric sport of watching two dogs trained to kill go about tearing each other apart. Though people like Geraldo Rivera have gone on the record assuming that the national black community will come behind Vick because of the attention, the weight and the charges to which he has pleaded guilty, I doubt it.

Like every other minority group of Americans — including Catholics — black people can sometimes be manipulated by the idea of group solidarity. But, also like everybody else, black people are usually too shrewd to be hustled by those who try to hide indefensible sins behind ethnicity.

However uncomfortable it might be to swallow, disappointment in human behavior is almost always faced in the long run. Apologies may throw people off for a short while, but they only go so far.

There are a number of things that stand out about Vick and separate him from most of the black Americans we see celebrated in the media.

First, he is not only very dark in skin tone but he is also inarguably one of the handsomest men in the entire United States. Were he an equally attractive and talented actress, his smoky color would have kept him from starring roles in film or the abundant jobs reserved almost exclusively for light-skinned half-naked rump rollers in hip-hop videos.

Second, with his ability to think fast and scramble when necessary (move around quickly in the backfield or carry the ball if no receivers are available), Vick was on his way to becoming one of the greatest quarterbacks in the history of the sport. He resoundingly shut down a complaint held for many years by black football fans: that black men were rarely chosen for that position because white owners almost never thought they were intelligent enough to handle a role that called for brains as well as brawn.

In short, never expect or demand quality thought from a black man; it’s asking too much.

Thirdly, Vick seems to have joined Mike Tyson and Allen Iverson in becoming a hip-hop athlete — one whose talent, no matter how massive, becomes secondary to embracing the gutter excitements and trashy behavior that hip hop celebrates as a form of ethnic allegiance called “keeping it real.” Comedian Chris Rock, in a routine on his “Bring the Pain” CD, refers to such loutishness as “Keeping it real. Real dumb.”

This was echoed by a Black Entertainment Television host of a hip-hop show who said Vick misunderstood one fact: Some things from one’s background need to be left behind and one should not be so naive as to be exploited by the worst elements from his former neighborhood.

A great hall of fame black athlete from the days before the multimillion-dollar contracts and endorsements told me when the Dwight Gooden drug problems became big news that the younger players seemed to have not been given the right advice by their parents. Every temptation from women to drugs had always been waved in the faces of athletes. It was in their interest to turn away from them. They needed to be adults, not bad little boys in the bodies of men.

Perhaps that ugly adolescent streak that has dogged American men in so many instances is the real problem and the one that Michael Vick alluded to when he publicly apologized and said that he needed to grow up.

Although Americans have long worshiped youth and childlike behavior, we can see in the arrogantly imbecilic actions of a Paris Hilton or a Lil’ Kim that the problem of immaturity transcends color, sex and the class of one’s background. It is a disease of the mind and the spirit that we all need to disavow and step away from. Perhaps we will, but that is a freedom that demands more than a notion.

Essay 4410

Essay 4409


This real beauty looks like she’s in real pain.

Monday, September 03, 2007

Essay 4408


Laboring through another MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A U.N. report showed U.S. workers lead the planet in productivity, spending more time in the office, at the factory or on the farm than our peers in Europe and most other rich nations. “Rich nations” is probably the key term here, fellow workers.

• Rap mogul Russell Simmons is working on a new line of clothing targeting urban enthusiasts closer to his own age (49). The stuff will probably be produced in third-world nations by children nowhere near Simmons’ age.

• Dina Matos McGreevey, ex-wife of former New Jersey Governor James E. McGreevey, said she can relate to the wife of Sen. Larry Craig. Matos McGreevey had to stand by when her ex-husband told the world he was “a gay American” and resigned from office. “I was watching his wife the other day standing next to him, and I thought, ‘Oh my gosh, that was me three years ago. Now here we go again,’” said Matos McGreevey. “She’s a victim of the choices he’s made.” Um, somebody tell Matos McGreevey that Sen. Craig denies being gay.

Essay 4407

Essay 4406


All right, everybody look at the camera and say, “Cheese!”

Essay 4405


From The New York Times…

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Colorado Police Link Rise in Violence to Music

By DAN FROSCH

COLORADO SPRINGS — The D.J. puts on the popular song “No Problem” by Lil Scrappy, and a sea of young men and women rush the dance floor.

As the party anthem bursts through the speakers and Lil Scrappy drawls, “But you don’t want no problem, problem,” the crowd swerves in a sweaty, liquor-soaked rhythm. The scene, heavy with the sweet smoke of cigarillos and exploding with hip-hop’s unmistakable pounding bass, could be almost anywhere: New York, Chicago, Memphis, Oakland, Calif.

The only sign that this is Colorado Springs is that two churches sit adjacent to the club, La Zona Roja, in an empty strip mall.

The club is part of a thriving hip-hop community that has grown as Colorado Springs, known for its military installations and evangelical groups, has grown. But not everyone is happy that hip-hop has taken root here.

After a spate of shootings, and with a rising murder rate, the police here are saying gangsta rap is contributing to the violence, luring gang members and criminal activity to nightclubs. The police publicly condemned the music in a news release after a killing in July and are warning nightclub owners that their places might not be safe if they play gangsta rap.

“We don’t want to broad-brush hip-hop music altogether,” said Lt. Skip Arms, a police spokesman, “but we’re looking at a subcomponent that typically glorifies, promotes criminal behavior and demeans women.”

The actions of the police have angered the hip-hop community here, mostly blacks and Latinos, many of whom live in this city because of ties to the Army and Air Force bases here.

“If we were talking about a rock bar or a country bar here, none of this would be happening,” said James Baldrick, who runs a local hip-hop promotions company, Dirty Limelight.

“This city wants to shut down hip-hop,” said Mike Cross, 26, who was outside Eden Nite Club, a popular downtown venue that plays hip-hop, with a group of friends on a recent night. “They don’t want it to survive.”

Calling the police’s approach ignorant, a group of club promoters and rappers in Colorado Springs organized a night of hip-hop performances and music at La Zona Roja last month, seeking to prove that such events could occur without incident.

“When two cowboys got into an argument at a saloon, went outside and had a draw, nobody blamed the music that was playing at the saloon,” said a local rapper known as B. Serious, who performed at the event.

But with 19 homicides already this year, compared with 15 in 2006, the police insist on a correlation between gangsta rap and violence, and point to three recent shootings.

[Click on the essay title above to read the full story.]

Essay 4404


From AdAge.com…

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Marketing His Book Is a Job to Die For
How Do You Get O.J.’s Tome to Sell? Simple -- Do Nothing at All

By Claude Brodesser-Akner

Is there any juice left in The Juice?

Recently, news broke that the families of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman would square off on Oprah Winfrey’s syndicated talk show to argue over whether a book that describes in vivid detail how O.J. Simpson might have slain the two victims should ever really see the light of day.

In agreeing to argue their case on the Supreme Sofa of Daytime Justice, the families seem to have agreed that the only opinion that matters on their case is the only opinion that ever really matters in the marketing of popular American literature: Oprah’s.

Fred Goldman is in the bizarre position of having to promote the book, titled “If I Did It,” of the man he believes murdered his son. How do you market that?

Sit back and relax
“You do nothing at all,” said Michael Viner, president-publisher of Phoenix Books, who ought to know.

Mr. Viner’s made a mint off the Hollywood scandal genre in general and O.J. in particular. He’s published Faye Resnick’s “Nicole Brown Simpson: The Private Diary of a Life Interrupted,” which sold about a million copies in book and audio form, as well as the unauthorized Anna Nicole Smith biography, “Trainwreck” (inopportunely delivered to him on the day she died, hurting sales), as well as the Heidi Fleiss call-girl memoir, “You’ll Never Make Love in This Town Again.”

Is doing nothing really a viable plan? In this case, yes, Mr. Viner said.

“You leave it to the press,” he said, adding, “It’s like blood in the water; the sharks will come. You spend nothing on it. You’re catering to the train-wreck crowd.”

Then again: “Having said all that, this is not a book that should be published,” said Mr. Viner. “It’s gross exploitation, and the Goldmans are soiling their public image.”

Predictably, Team Goldman believes otherwise.

Pragmatism
“This isn’t about the Goldmans making money off of O.J.,” said Sharlene Martin, head of Martin Literary Management and an agent to Mr. Goldman. “It’s about the Goldmans taking money from O.J. It’s the only asset they’ve been able to seize.”

How things came to be this way is truly a first in the history of publishing: The father of Ron Goldman, the man who was murdered alongside Nicole Brown Simpson, plans to publish the manuscript next month to collect on a so-far fruitless $33.5 million civil judgment awarded to the surviving families in the 1997 wrongful-death lawsuit against Mr. Simpson. Mr. Simpson had filed for bankruptcy to avoid paying Mr. Goldman and the family of Nicole Simpson.

In a stunning reversal, however, Mr. Goldman was awarded the right to sell the book by a bankruptcy-court judge after its initial publisher, HarperCollins, abandoned it after much public outcry, and the company that controlled its rights went bankrupt.

One Hollywood heavyweight literary agent sums up the paradox this way: “The whole story is such a disgusting, rotten, crummy enterprise. And yet, it’s also the main source of income for the judgment.”

No promotion from big retailers
Ms. Martin declined to speak to Ad Age about the specifics of the marketing plan for the book, as did its publisher, calling such talk “premature.” But clearly, both have their work cut out for them: While both Barnes & Noble and Borders will stock the book, neither will promote it in any way.

Ms. Martin is unfazed. Just two weeks ago, “If I Did It” didn’t even show up in Barnes & Noble’s website order counter, but by Aug. 29 it was ranked its 17th-best-selling book. She adds that its publisher, New York-based Beaufort Books, plans to recast the book as a confession, possibly by adding commentaries by key participants in the trial whom she declined to name.

Mr. Viner dismisses such spikes as entirely driven by the media, noting, “You can become the No. 1-selling book on Amazon.com just by selling 100 books in one day. Likely, most of those numbers are [driven] by members of the media.” (As of Aug. 29, it was No. 71 on Amazon.com.)

“And the one thing nobody’s mentioned is the quality of the writing,” said Mr. Viner, who's read the manuscript. “Because it makes no difference; it’s become immaterial to the discussion. That’s troubling, because it’s completely mediocre.”

Another top literary agent is even more succinct: “This isn’t literature,” he laughed. “It’s toe jam.”

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Essay 4403


Flushing out the news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Sen. Larry “Mr. Whipple” Craig officially resigned on Saturday over his toilet incident (see Essay 4399). “It is with sadness and deep regret that I announce it is my intent to resign from the Senate effective Sept. 30,” said Craig. “I apologize for what I have caused. I am deeply sorry. … I have little control over what people choose to believe, but clearing my name is important to me and my family.” He appears to have little control of his bathroom functions too.

• Recording artist Usher finally officially married Tameka Foster with a celebrity-filled ceremony at a posh resort near Atlanta. Despite a guest list including Oprah Winfrey, Janet Jackson and Mariah Carey, the event drew far less media attention than Larry Craig.

Essay 4402


From USA Today…

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D.C.’s majority-black status slipping away

By Brian Westley, Associated Press

WASHINGTON — Much has changed since Ben’s Chili Bowl opened nearly 50 years ago on a bustling strip known as America’s Black Broadway for its thriving black-owned shops and theaters.

Back then, the red-and-white diner was a popular hangout for black bankers, doctors and blue-collar workers who lived and worked along U Street. Even jazz greats Duke Ellington and Ella Fitzgerald could be found devouring chili half-smokes and milkshakes after performing at nearby clubs.

Now, on some days, the crowd at the Washington landmark is mostly white, reflecting a neighborhood metamorphosis that has brought in high-end condominiums and businesses like Starbucks.

“Sometimes you look around and wonder, ‘Where are all the black people?’” said Virginia Ali, who opened the diner with her husband, Ben, in 1958.

A similar transformation is happening across Washington as the black population declines and more white residents and other ethnic groups move in. Demographers say if the trend continues the District of Columbia could lose its longtime majority-black status within 10 years. The changes are shaking up city politics, reshaping neighborhoods and displacing longtime residents.

Washington’s black population peaked at 71% in 1970 as tens of thousands of white residents left for the suburbs, according to the U.S. Census Bureau. But by 2006, the estimated number of black residents had fallen to 57%.

At the same time, the population of white residents, which plunged from 65% in 1950 to 27% 30 years later, is growing. By 2006, the census estimated that 38% of D.C. residents were white. The city’s Asian and Hispanic populations also are climbing.

Analysts attribute the shift to lower-income and middle-class black residents leaving for the suburbs while young white professionals and others able to afford expensive housing prices are moving in. The newcomers to D.C. are being lured by a robust economy, new condos and a chance to escape worsening highway congestion.

“The city today is occupied by a lot of singles and childless couples who have put incomes together,” said Robert Lang, director of the Metropolitan Institute at Virginia Tech. “I don’t think it’s a straight-on white gentrification — it’s more affluent as a whole.”

Washington isn’t the only city where neighborhoods have gentrified in recent years. But William Frey, a demographer at the Brookings Institution, said D.C. is one of the few places seeing such dramatic change. He expects the city will cease to be majority black by 2015.

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Essay 4401


There’s a new Just For Men® hair color commercial that blatantly dramatizes ageism in the workplace. Couldn’t find the spot online or via YouTube, but it goes like this:

An executive steps into an elevator and notices his graying hair reflected in the metallic walls. The elevator suddenly stalls and even drops, while the announcer voiceover asks if gray hair—and the way you look to others—is keeping you from moving ahead in business. After the graying man uses Just For Men® hair color, he’s confidently interacting on the job with coworkers who are clearly younger and appear to respect him. The tagline reads: Stay In The Game.

Can’t help but wonder about the creative team behind this bullshit. Are they Old Men, dealing with the bias prevalent on Madison Avenue? Or Young Turks using the opportunity to slam the agency Baby Boomers they despise? Either way, leave it to the advertising industry to prey on the paranoia associated with a growing form of discrimination. It’s an age-old tactic that’s pathetically outdated.

Essay 4400


Here’s an advertisement starring a Black man singing (a parody of an Elvis tune!) for the purple pill. Talk about dysfunctional.

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Essay 4399


Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Sources indicate Sen. Larry Craig will resign today as a result of all the publicity surrounding his infamous airport restroom arrest (see Essay 4397). No word if the announcement will be made from a toilet stall—or if the senator plans to come out of the water closet.

• Former Durham County District Attorney Mike Nifong, infamous for his improper prosecution of the Duke lacrosse team rape case, was sentenced to a day in jail for lying to a judge during his pursuit of charges. The punishment is largely symbolic, as Nifong could have been hit with up to a month behind bars. “If what I impose with regard to Mr. Nifong would make things better or different for what’s already happened, I don’t know what it would be or how I could do it,” said the sentencing judge. Um, place Nifong in a toilet stall next to Sen. Larry Craig?

Essay 4398


Growing tired of inane illustrations for diversity ads.