Friday, December 16, 2011
9595: Weekend Sports Update.
Major League Baseball homerun champion Barry Bonds’ sentence for providing evasive testimony to a grand jury included 30 days house arrest. A picture of Bonds’ house is below. House arrest for Barry Bonds is fantasy vacation in the lap of luxury for everyone else.
Vanessa Bryant filed for divorce from NBA superstar Kobe Bryant, citing irreconcilable differences stemming from her husband’s alleged chronic infidelity. The Lakers guard is probably more shocked and upset over his failed hookup with Chris Paul.
In the final GOP presidential debate, Texas Governor Rick Perry said, “Let me tell you, I hope I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses.” Of course, he’d probably forget the third-down plays.