Friday, May 09, 2008

5450: Feel Like Hurling.

Throwing tantrums and assorted objects in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• R. Kelly hurled a basketball at a reporter who wanted to watch the star play hoops at a gym. His lawyers will probably request a delay of game or timeout.

• Foxy Brown took a plea deal for hurling a BlackBerry at a neighbor last year. She also offered a lame written apology, which she’ll probably wad up and throw at someone.

• Hillary Clinton hurled the race card, claiming Barack Obama will struggle to win the support of “White Americans.” Clinton referred to an Associated Press story on recent exit polls “that found how Sen. Obama’s support among working, hardworking Americans, White Americans, is weakening again, and how Whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me. … There’s a pattern emerging here.” The pattern being Clinton’s inability to admit defeat.

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