Saturday, May 10, 2008

5457: Courtroom Drama And Comedy.

Trying to brake the law in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• It’s showtime. Jury selection for the R. Kelly child pornography trial began on Friday, despite the star’s lawyers requesting to delay the event again. Justice delayed is justice R. Kelly style.

• On Monday, Remy Ma will get married on Riker’s Island. On Tuesday, she’ll be sentenced for shooting a pal. On Wednesday, no one will care anymore. Or maybe that will happen today.

• After initially barricading himself, DMX was arrested at 3am on Friday by a SWAT team that raided his home. It was all connected to indictments for drug possession and animal cruelty charges. No word if the SWAT team included Colin Farrell, LL Cool J and Samuel L. Jackson.

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