10833: WTF Wendy Williams.

The New York Daily News reported Wendy Williams posed for PETA in the hopes of discouraging holiday shoppers from buying furs. Williams said, “We should all try to be comfortable in our own skin and let the animals keep theirs.” Um, if Williams is comfortable in her own skin, why is she always wearing wigs and tons of makeup? The PETA shot looks pretty Photoshopped too.

5577: Killer Moves.

Keeping in step with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The husband of shock jock Wendy Williams is accused of plotting to murder rival Hot97 DJ Tarsha Jones. Williams’ husband was allegedly irked over on-air comments Jones made about his wife. Look for FOX to introduce a new TV series, When DJs Attack.

• R. Kelly is facing new legal problems. An ex-associate is suing the artist, claiming he influenced the singer’s success by inspiring him to embrace stepping. The ex-associate claimed that as Kelly was hit by criminal charges, he suggested the artist try step-based dance moves to woo a “more mature” audience. Based on Kelly legal dance moves, expect this new trial to happen sometime in the 22nd century.

• Anheuser-Busch received an unsolicited $46.3 billion takeover bid from InBev. That’s one serious bar tab.