Thursday, June 12, 2008

5577: Killer Moves.

Keeping in step with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The husband of shock jock Wendy Williams is accused of plotting to murder rival Hot97 DJ Tarsha Jones. Williams’ husband was allegedly irked over on-air comments Jones made about his wife. Look for FOX to introduce a new TV series, When DJs Attack.

• R. Kelly is facing new legal problems. An ex-associate is suing the artist, claiming he influenced the singer’s success by inspiring him to embrace stepping. The ex-associate claimed that as Kelly was hit by criminal charges, he suggested the artist try step-based dance moves to woo a “more mature” audience. Based on Kelly legal dance moves, expect this new trial to happen sometime in the 22nd century.

• Anheuser-Busch received an unsolicited $46.3 billion takeover bid from InBev. That’s one serious bar tab.

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