Thursday, May 03, 2007

Essay 2080


A cleaning business run by immigrants from South Korea (pictured above) is facing a lawsuit from a judge after allegedly losing his pants. The judge is looking to collect $65 million.

The cleaners should seek counsel from the Calgon guy, who would probably tell them, “Ancient Chinese Secret: When confronted by crazy-ass judge demanding trousers, strike opponent in the fucking balls.”

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