Changing hearts and minds in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• Olympic gold medalist Marion Jones appears to be admitting she did indeed use steroids. In a letter to family and friends, Jones wrote, “I want to apologize for all of this. … I am sorry for disappointing you all in so many ways.” In the letter, Jones also indicates she’s facing prison time and will be sentenced in three months. Look for her gold medals to appear on eBay soon.
• Senator Larry Craig lost his attempt to reverse his infamous toilet-stall guilty plea, but is now reversing his decision to leave office on September 30. “I have seen that it is possible for me to work here effectively,” wrote the moron. “I will continue my effort to clear my name in the Senate Ethics Committee—something that is not possible if I am not serving in the Senate.” No word if the statement was written on toilet paper.
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