Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Essay 4565


Driven to drink in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A new Israeli wine targeting American Christians presents images of Jesus on the label. The Grapes of Galilee claims to be made from grapes originating in the place where Jesus allegedly lived, with water from the Jordan River. Actually, it would be more impressive if the product were bottled water that turns into wine.

• The Second Coming of Don Imus is scheduled for December 1, when the fired shock jock will reportedly join WABC. Jesus Christ.

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