Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Essay 4564


Sprinting through a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Marion Jones, who finally admitted to taking steroids, relinquished the five gold medals she received at the 2000 Olympics. Now the International Olympic Committee has to figure out the true standings from the events. “The IOC wants to move forward as quickly as possible in getting the facts and sorting out all the issues,” said a spokeswoman. If they want to move forward as quickly as possible, perhaps they should ask Jones for some performance-enhancing… um, never mind.

• No amount of steroids could help the performance of Sprint CEO Gary Forsee, who stepped down yesterday from his leadership position. Looks like the company decided to sprint ahead without him.

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